Bill-----Limerick
There was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill
Mistaken Identity
Down around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick posers written 05/22/2014
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
so good
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
Mine to Keep
Tragedies and disappointments of life
Dank Pants
A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.
Turkey
Turkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with delight Fest on my wings, legs and thighs and later we will shop for the Christmas buys
Santa --- A Limerick
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
Frozen
Today is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to come up, so if you would like to see it just paste this link in your browser! The video will warm your heart with love! Happy Holidays! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sA2JLvFPY&feature=player_detailpage
Drifting Away.......
wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different time ,where dreams never live or never die drifting away it seem far beyond the wildest dreams ,with
Summer
Just a thought
Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
My true love forever
Its about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to make her comfortable. I'm a very compassionate mate and am patient.
SUCCUBUS
Via your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach, the story untold.
Thank You :)
My little world :)
Love-Potion
This is a limerick and I wanted to express how divine relationships are and the love which flows in it.I used potion to capture the flow.
The Suitor
A little fairy tale :-) It's not a limerick, but I couldn't think which style fitted...pantoum, ghazal...what on earth are those?!
The Suitor (take two)
Did a bit of tinkering!
~ Magical Fingers ~
~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol