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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun.... | JoyCrest | 303 | - | Aug 2021 | just now | |
SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR... | optimisticme | 291 | 1 | Oct 2021 | 7 mins ago | Oct 2021 Oceanzest |
Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb... | EyeLook4U | 310 | 0 | Mar 2017 | 12 mins ago | |
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)... | lovecanbereal | 315 | - | Jul 2022 | 14 mins ago | |
Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf... | Oceanzest | 304 | 1 | Oct 2021 | 19 mins ago | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my... | optimisticme | 221 | 1 | Jan 2022 | 25 mins ago | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 394 | 4 | Aug 2010 | 27 mins ago | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i... | Unknown | 434 | 1 | Jun 2014 | 30 mins ago | Jun 2014 Unknown |
The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M... | EyeLook4U | 294 | 0 | Nov 2018 | 33 mins ago | |
The State Of PlayWhats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the gam... | optimisticme | 447 | 2 | May 2010 | 34 mins ago | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.... | mcradloff | 374 | 2 | Dec 2021 | 35 mins ago | Dec 2021 EXRED3 |
I M 4 U - R O F L M A OTo all my friends on CSPC...... | Unknown | 464 | 8 | Jul 2010 | 49 mins ago | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a... | morgen90210 | 446 | 1 | Jan 2013 | 52 mins ago | Jan 2013 Poetnumber1 |
CharmedA snippet of memory that still makes me smile.... | Unknown | 1,319 | 21 | Nov 2010 | 52 mins ago | Nov 2010 Unknown |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 658 | 7 | Oct 2014 | 55 mins ago | Oct 2014 avias |
haven fun.hope this made you smile or at least a grin.... | kickit22 | 649 | 10 | Nov 2010 | 55 mins ago | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 1,054 | 14 | Dec 2016 | 1 hrs ago | Nov 2017 Poetnumber1 |
Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a... | optimisticme | 509 | 3 | May 2010 | 1 hrs ago | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 313 | 0 | Nov 2017 | 1 hrs ago | |
Mountain creeks and lovely peaksThis is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly an... | kilovolts | 557 | 14 | Aug 2012 | 1 hrs ago | Sep 2012 Unknown |
IFSometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))... | salamuna | 791 | 21 | Sep 2019 | 1 hrs ago | Oct 2019 chu__ |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 257 | 0 | Nov 2012 | 1 hrs ago | |
Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th... | 48jojo | 592 | 8 | Mar 2015 | 1 hrs ago | Mar 2015 Likethesunshine |
Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.... | steve1223 | 643 | 2 | Aug 2011 | 1 hrs ago | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 804 | 0 | Aug 2011 | 1 hrs ago | |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 381 | 3 | Sep 2009 | 1 hrs ago | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Night adventureJust an attempt to write something funny... | salamuna | 409 | 5 | May 2020 | 1 hrs ago | May 2020 salamuna |
Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu... | Unknown | 242 | 2 | Jan 2022 | 1 hrs ago | Jan 2022 Unknown |
Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front... | EyeLook4U | 376 | 0 | Mar 2017 | 1 hrs ago | |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 387 | 4 | Aug 2010 | 1 hrs ago | Aug 2010 Unknown |
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!... | morgen90210 | 1,130 | 2 | Sep 2014 | 2 hrs ago | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 414 | 11 | Feb 2022 | 2 hrs ago | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......... | lovecanbereal | 336 | - | Jul 2022 | 2 hrs ago | |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 919 | 16 | Dec 2014 | 2 hrs ago | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
WonderNothing... | optimisticme | 304 | 1 | Nov 2021 | 2 hrs ago | Nov 2021 Abby1963 |
trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi... | hedistuff | 788 | 3 | Dec 2013 | 2 hrs ago | Dec 2013 gnj4u |
One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.... | Unknown | 275 | 0 | Dec 2010 | 2 hrs ago | |
Shake My SoulMay I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..... | Unknown | 538 | 4 | Jun 2009 | 2 hrs ago | Jun 2009 Unknown |
Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.... | Mizzy4 | 347 | 6 | Oct 2021 | 2 hrs ago | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
Beer AcrosticCheers to beers... | Unknown | 2,142 | 6 | Dec 2010 | 2 hrs ago | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Smilesmile... | realdeal890 | 274 | 2 | Jul 2021 | 2 hrs ago | Jul 2021 godsprincess |
On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 501 | 10 | Aug 2010 | 2 hrs ago | Aug 2010 Unknown |
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