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The Day After Yesterday Poem

The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g...

steve12234482Jul 2013Apr 28Jul 2013
shadow1950
Wish Upon a Ticket Poem

Wish Upon a TicketI buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam......

Unknown3563Jul 2010Apr 28Jul 2010
Ladybee42
Earn a degree in Maidenology Poem

Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol....

cafetwo20106338Jul 2012Apr 28Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
Torn Between Two Poem

Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change......

thesunandthesea65410Dec 2010Apr 28Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
Funeral for an Amoeba Poem

Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!...

mcradloff5542Nov 2012Apr 28Nov 2012
mcradloff
cafetwo201064420Oct 2011Apr 28Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
Thunk Worst poem Poem

Thunk (Worst poem)A piece of slop..lol....

cafetwo20106116May 2012Apr 28May 2012
adjhe
A Womans Domain Poem

A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu...

cambuff4656Aug 2010Apr 28Aug 2010
beautifulyou
The Frog Prince for Happygolucky4u Poem

~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4uI had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D...

Unknown49315Aug 2011Apr 28Sep 2011
Unknown
Strange trip Poem

Strange tripSomeone slipped me a Jeffery......

madtat294865Feb 2013Apr 28Feb 2013
madtat29
The Man In The Moon Poem

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Unknown2250Jan 2011Apr 28
Riding high Poem

"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's...

Unknown4182Jan 2010Apr 28Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
Jingle Bells Osama Smells Poem

Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)...

trsalemme8050Aug 2011Apr 28
What To Rhyme With What Poem

What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme...

steve12233422Sep 2011Apr 28Sep 2011
Unknown
Dakota Jim Poem

Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An...

steve12233932Aug 2011Apr 28Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Ani mules Poem

Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a...

umfazi3270Nov 2012Apr 28

VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku...

FargoFan2980Sep 2020Apr 28
the perfect man Poem

the perfect man*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*...

Unknown2921May 2011Apr 28Oct 2011
swade777
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN Poem

THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man...

Dejavu4u6359Sep 2013Apr 28Sep 2013
Dejavu4u
Whats Writers Block Poem

Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain...

Unknown4140Jan 2010Apr 28
lost the forest ha ha Poem

lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok...

darkhorse5554445Mar 2013Apr 28Apr 2013
darkhorse555
The Emoticons Are Coming Poem

The Emoticon's Are Coming!I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear th...

cafetwo201067110May 2011Apr 28Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
Blithering Idiot Poem

Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke....

Yankee4you8638May 2011Apr 28May 2011
Unknown
The Hearts Conflict Poem

The Heart's ConflictThis the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there....

Bbip1233320Oct 2016Apr 28
Meek mill Poem

Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu ....

Hickman283260Feb 2017Apr 28
Touched by the Drink 5 7 5 Poem

Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!...

ImagineLove3785Sep 2014Apr 28Sep 2014
ImagineLove
Extremely Poem

Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered...

Unknown2800Dec 2016Apr 28
That is Me Poem

That is MeWell, That is me........

SkyGoogle3090Jan 2018Apr 28
Rodney Dangerfield quotes Poem

Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up....

Oceanzest6700Jul 2017Apr 28Jul 2017
godsprincess
Poem

?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you....

Unknown2941Dec 2009Apr 27Dec 2009
Unknown
CA LuPa Poem

CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to...

Hickman283430Feb 2017Apr 27
Easter Poem

Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc...

shadow19505506Mar 2013Apr 27Mar 2013
shadow1950
A little ditty Poem

A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL...

Unknown4401Mar 2011Apr 27Mar 2011
Unknown
LOVE ON THE NET Poem

LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive...

Ronnie7797542Jun 2016Apr 27Jun 2016
godsprincess
One Fine Day Anon Poem

One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy....

Unknown2760Dec 2010Apr 27
She Leaves Poem

She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by....

2725dl5201Jul 2013Apr 27Jul 2013
ladyjewel
Three Little Words Poem

Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin...

boyshchrm672318Oct 2011Apr 27Oct 2011
TRJohn
WARTS AND ALL Poem

WARTS AND ALLGood things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!...

marikia6813Nov 2011Apr 27Nov 2011
Macduff5
The Dime Store Wok EE Poem

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing....

gsmonks3732Sep 2010Apr 27Sep 2010
caroljoyce
2012 Poem

2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count...

Unknown3510Jan 2011Apr 27Jan 2011
beautifulyou
Anchored Poem

Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body  Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor  You have h...

Unknown4701Jul 2015Apr 27Oct 2015
Unknown
Daylight Savings Poem

Daylight SavingsAlso published on my international literary list: (Submissions are welcome.)...

wisemandy4382Oct 2011Apr 27Oct 2011
wisemandy

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