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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g... | steve1223 | 448 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Apr 28 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Wish Upon a TicketI buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...... | Unknown | 356 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Apr 28 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 633 | 8 | Jul 2012 | Apr 28 | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...... | thesunandthesea | 654 | 10 | Dec 2010 | Apr 28 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!... | mcradloff | 554 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Apr 28 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!just for fun..... | cafetwo2010 | 644 | 20 | Oct 2011 | Apr 28 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Thunk (Worst poem)A piece of slop..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 611 | 6 | May 2012 | Apr 28 | May 2012 adjhe |
A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu... | cambuff | 465 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Apr 28 | Aug 2010 beautifulyou |
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4uI had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D... | Unknown | 493 | 15 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Strange tripSomeone slipped me a Jeffery...... | madtat29 | 486 | 5 | Feb 2013 | Apr 28 | Feb 2013 madtat29 |
The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?... | Unknown | 225 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Apr 28 | |
"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's... | Unknown | 418 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Apr 28 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 805 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | |
What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme... | steve1223 | 342 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Apr 28 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An... | steve1223 | 393 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a... | umfazi | 327 | 0 | Nov 2012 | Apr 28 | |
VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku... | FargoFan | 298 | 0 | Sep 2020 | Apr 28 | |
the perfect man*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*... | Unknown | 292 | 1 | May 2011 | Apr 28 | Oct 2011 swade777 |
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man... | Dejavu4u | 635 | 9 | Sep 2013 | Apr 28 | Sep 2013 Dejavu4u |
Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain... | Unknown | 414 | 0 | Jan 2010 | Apr 28 | |
lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok... | darkhorse555 | 444 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Apr 28 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
The Emoticon's Are Coming!I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear th... | cafetwo2010 | 671 | 10 | May 2011 | Apr 28 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.... | Yankee4you | 863 | 8 | May 2011 | Apr 28 | May 2011 Unknown |
The Heart's ConflictThis the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.... | Bbip123 | 332 | 0 | Oct 2016 | Apr 28 | |
Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .... | Hickman28 | 326 | 0 | Feb 2017 | Apr 28 | |
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!... | ImagineLove | 378 | 5 | Sep 2014 | Apr 28 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Dec 2016 | Apr 28 | |
That is MeWell, That is me........ | SkyGoogle | 309 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Apr 28 | |
Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.... | Oceanzest | 670 | 0 | Jul 2017 | Apr 28 | Jul 2017 godsprincess |
?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.... | Unknown | 294 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Apr 27 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to... | Hickman28 | 343 | 0 | Feb 2017 | Apr 27 | |
Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc... | shadow1950 | 550 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Apr 27 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL... | Unknown | 440 | 1 | Mar 2011 | Apr 27 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive... | Ronnie779 | 754 | 2 | Jun 2016 | Apr 27 | Jun 2016 godsprincess |
One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.... | Unknown | 276 | 0 | Dec 2010 | Apr 27 | |
She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.... | 2725dl | 520 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Apr 27 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin... | boyshchrm6 | 723 | 18 | Oct 2011 | Apr 27 | Oct 2011 TRJohn |
WARTS AND ALLGood things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!... | marikia | 681 | 3 | Nov 2011 | Apr 27 | Nov 2011 Macduff5 |
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.... | gsmonks | 373 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Apr 27 | Sep 2010 caroljoyce |
2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count... | Unknown | 351 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Apr 27 | Jan 2011 beautifulyou |
Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have h... | Unknown | 470 | 1 | Jul 2015 | Apr 27 | Oct 2015 Unknown |
Daylight SavingsAlso published on my international literary list: (Submissions are welcome.)... | wisemandy | 438 | 2 | Oct 2011 | Apr 27 | Oct 2011 wisemandy |
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