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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Ma & Pa...........episode lVContinue'n on !... | Unknown | 377 | 2 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues... | Unknown | 369 | 2 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.... | Unknown | 249 | 3 | Nov 2012 | May 6 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.... | Unknown | 408 | 2 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues... | Unknown | 336 | 1 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2012 Redex |
An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!... | Unknown | 430 | 5 | Sep 2010 | May 6 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve... | Unknown | 536 | 0 | Jan 2012 | May 6 | |
Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant... | Unknown | 708 | 13 | Sep 2011 | May 6 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Want Ads 1863Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get... | mcradloff | 881 | 8 | Feb 2013 | May 6 | Mar 2013 mcradloff |
candy heartif i forgot anything just imagine its there to... | Unknown | 431 | 1 | Apr 2010 | May 6 | Apr 2010 Unknown |
what's in a W.O.R.D.???Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents... | swade777 | 713 | 12 | Feb 2011 | May 6 | Feb 2011 swade777 |
a poem snackjust a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give mea... | agoodguy2have | 557 | 16 | Jul 2010 | May 6 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D... | Unknown | 359 | 4 | Jul 2010 | May 6 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb... | EyeLook4U | 312 | 0 | Mar 2017 | May 6 | |
Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!... | optimisticme | 264 | 4 | Mar 2022 | May 6 | Mar 2022 salamuna |
Mountain creeks and lovely peaksThis is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly an... | kilovolts | 559 | 14 | Aug 2012 | May 6 | Sep 2012 Unknown |
trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi... | hedistuff | 789 | 3 | Dec 2013 | May 6 | Dec 2013 gnj4u |
In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent... | steve1223 | 464 | 6 | Nov 2011 | May 6 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o... | Stedan | 232 | 0 | Dec 2013 | May 6 | |
I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 440 | 7 | May 2014 | May 6 | May 2014 Peneloperosejae |
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.... | Unknown | 923 | 9 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h... | Unknown | 289 | 3 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
kickit challengeThanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!... | cherryreggae | 814 | 15 | Mar 2013 | May 6 | Mar 2013 cherryreggae |
crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.... | bigdave10 | 290 | 2 | May 2014 | May 6 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Apr 2012 | May 6 | Apr 2012 mcradloff |
five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c... | wayne34 | 505 | 7 | Aug 2014 | May 6 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live... | Unknown | 401 | 4 | Oct 2009 | May 6 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
How I Love To FlyAs we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky... | SWEEPIE | 275 | 6 | Feb 2013 | May 6 | Feb 2013 SWEEPIE |
13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow... | Oceanzest | 218 | 0 | Jan 2022 | May 6 | |
Men Will Be Men"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat... | decentprats | 413 | 5 | Jan 2013 | May 6 | Jan 2013 decentprats |
World in a Half Filled CupJust a bit of fun. =)... | gypsyforyou | 326 | 4 | Jun 2015 | May 6 | Jun 2015 gypsyforyou |
a pint of love sir ?invitation card...... | lorentz | 360 | 6 | Aug 2011 | May 6 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L... | optimisticme | 208 | 0 | Apr 2022 | May 6 | |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 312 | 0 | Sep 2009 | May 6 | |
The end is neartime to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer... | Unknown | 265 | 1 | May 2014 | May 6 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie.... | Macduff5 | 723 | 4 | Jul 2015 | May 5 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 614 | 6 | Mar 2013 | May 5 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
ok then poetryi just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and f... | mickypeeps | 446 | 8 | Dec 2011 | May 5 | Jan 2012 Redex |
Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D... | Unknown | 597 | 7 | Sep 2010 | May 5 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 536 | 4 | Jan 2012 | May 5 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’... | utterlytruthfull | 202 | 1 | Jan 2022 | May 5 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
NotNot not not... | Unknown | 567 | 5 | Dec 2011 | May 5 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
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