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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedViewedLast Comment
The Bar Scene Poem

The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol...

Unknown5394Dec 201218 hrs agoJan 2013
Unknown
The Pollenation of War humorous but read angrily Poem

The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!...

Unknown4670Sep 200918 hrs ago
Soulmate Poem

SoulmateI have had way to much coffee.......

Unknown5048Nov 201118 hrs agoNov 2011
Unknown
My Inbox Poem

My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!...

ImagineLove3181Aug 201419 hrs agoAug 2014
Unknown
Silly Poem

SillyConfused...

ron3982980Feb 201219 hrs ago
The Ride Poem

The RideThe dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she...

Unknown3405Apr 201019 hrs agoApr 2010
Unknown
Johnny Carson Terms for Death Poem

Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at...

mcradloff3,9755Aug 201219 hrs agoAug 2012
mcradloff
Full Moon Poem

Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon....

steve12234013Jul 201119 hrs agoJul 2011
marikia
IF Poem

IFThe importance of such a little word......

GingerGee4286Mar 201919 hrs agoMar 2019
WILDANDREADY
Fridays Poem Poem

Friday's Poem!This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usu...

cafetwo20103952Jul 201119 hrs agoJul 2011
cafetwo2010
Show Me the Way to Go Hame Poem

Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b...

shadow195039910Dec 201319 hrs agoJan 2014
shadow1950
A Shadow Called Ego Poem

A Shadow Called EgoMaking a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))...

Yankee4you6605Jan 201319 hrs agoJan 2013
cherryreggae
My Name Poem

My NameI f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is...

silvertounge3883Jul 201219 hrs agoAug 2012
lorii
Poetry Piddle Poem

Poetry Piddle:))It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they'r...

UniqueCrystal4674Aug 201419 hrs agoSep 2014
UniqueCrystal
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234144Sep 201119 hrs agoSep 2011
Unknown
Country song Poem

Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha......

madtat2955410Feb 201419 hrs agoFeb 2014
madtat29
want to masticate Poem

want to masticatelol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc......

kickit2266414Jul 201119 hrs agoDec 2011
kickit22
road kill stew a requestdont blame me lol Poem

road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lolhere is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality....

kickit224959Jun 201119 hrs agoJun 2011
kickit22

Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec...

nivanvc5185Jan 201520 hrs agoJan 2015
48jojo
OOOOOPS Poem

OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx...

andrew1494037Jan 201120 hrs agoJan 2011
hedistuff
Help Poem

HelpTruth...

stevendish672761Sep 201320 hrs agoSep 2013
morgen90210
Im new on this site Poem

I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol....

cafetwo20107223Jun 201620 hrs agoJun 2016
cafetwo2010
the lodger Poem

the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i...

wayne344171Feb 201420 hrs agoFeb 2014
TAR_734
Steve 1223 look for long time woman Poem

Steve 1223 look for long time womanTribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny.....

cafetwo20107235Nov 201220 hrs agoJun 2019
madtat29
Temptation Poem

TemptationWould you give in to temptation?...

amahlala4086Jul 201020 hrs agoJul 2010
caroljoyce
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket Poem

50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....

mcradloff76114May 201220 hrs agoMay 2012
mcradloff
Numbers Poem

NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way....

Unknown4745Nov 200920 hrs agoDec 2009
Unknown
Shady Lady Poem

Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma...

shadow19503090Jan 201420 hrs ago
Letter to Happygolucky4u Poem

Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible....

steve12236442Aug 201120 hrs agoOct 2017
SCatlyn
Value your lover Poem

Value your lover!ladies and gentlemen please value what you have....

byfaith5662Dec 201020 hrs agoDec 2010
byfaith
My Lucky Silver Dollar Poem

My Lucky Silver DollarYesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you...

fjamesj970166111Mar 201321 hrs agoMar 2013
fjamesj9701
Death is Coming for You Poem

Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear...

steve12233641Aug 201121 hrs agoAug 2011
Unknown
My Miss Right Song Poem

My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos...

Unknown3080Sep 200921 hrs ago
song chain Poem

song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE...

Unknown2421Aug 201021 hrs agoAug 2010
SCatlyn
Spam Poem

SpamYou never know!! or do you??...

trurorob2,28747Jul 201021 hrs agoOct 2020
southmiami4321
Old Yankee Farmer Poem

Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer....

Yankee4you8008Mar 201321 hrs agoJul 2018
godsprincess
One Bad Trip Poem

One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed...

Unknown7156Jan 201021 hrs agoFeb 2014
Unknown
Gnome aching things right Poem

Gnome aching things right.A little fun with the sprinkler......

GingerGee3651Dec 201821 hrs agoDec 2018
Bluesky60
Competition de Flatus Poem

Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out...

steve12231,1013Mar 201521 hrs agoApr 2015
moongirl1
April Horror Show Poem

April Horror ShowHi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD...

Tiger_Dan5694Dec 200921 hrs agoDec 2009
Tiger_Dan
NonSense Sensation Poem

NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense...

Unknown4020Jan 201021 hrs ago
The Secret To A Happy Life Poem

The Secret To A Happy Life#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it....

Catfoot89815Jan 201421 hrs agoJan 2014
Catfoot

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