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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol... | Unknown | 539 | 4 | Dec 2012 | 18 hrs ago | Jan 2013 Unknown |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 467 | 0 | Sep 2009 | 18 hrs ago | |
SoulmateI have had way to much coffee....... | Unknown | 504 | 8 | Nov 2011 | 18 hrs ago | Nov 2011 Unknown |
My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!... | ImagineLove | 318 | 1 | Aug 2014 | 19 hrs ago | Aug 2014 Unknown |
SillyConfused... | ron398 | 298 | 0 | Feb 2012 | 19 hrs ago | |
The RideThe dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she... | Unknown | 340 | 5 | Apr 2010 | 19 hrs ago | Apr 2010 Unknown |
Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at... | mcradloff | 3,975 | 5 | Aug 2012 | 19 hrs ago | Aug 2012 mcradloff |
Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.... | steve1223 | 401 | 3 | Jul 2011 | 19 hrs ago | Jul 2011 marikia |
IFThe importance of such a little word...... | GingerGee | 428 | 6 | Mar 2019 | 19 hrs ago | Mar 2019 WILDANDREADY |
Friday's Poem!This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usu... | cafetwo2010 | 395 | 2 | Jul 2011 | 19 hrs ago | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b... | shadow1950 | 399 | 10 | Dec 2013 | 19 hrs ago | Jan 2014 shadow1950 |
A Shadow Called EgoMaking a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))... | Yankee4you | 660 | 5 | Jan 2013 | 19 hrs ago | Jan 2013 cherryreggae |
My NameI f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is... | silvertounge | 388 | 3 | Jul 2012 | 19 hrs ago | Aug 2012 lorii |
Poetry Piddle:))It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they'r... | UniqueCrystal | 467 | 4 | Aug 2014 | 19 hrs ago | Sep 2014 UniqueCrystal |
Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 414 | 4 | Sep 2011 | 19 hrs ago | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...... | madtat29 | 554 | 10 | Feb 2014 | 19 hrs ago | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
want to masticatelol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc...... | kickit22 | 664 | 14 | Jul 2011 | 19 hrs ago | Dec 2011 kickit22 |
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lolhere is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.... | kickit22 | 495 | 9 | Jun 2011 | 19 hrs ago | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 518 | 5 | Jan 2015 | 20 hrs ago | Jan 2015 48jojo |
OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx... | andrew149 | 403 | 7 | Jan 2011 | 20 hrs ago | Jan 2011 hedistuff |
HelpTruth... | stevendish67 | 276 | 1 | Sep 2013 | 20 hrs ago | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 722 | 3 | Jun 2016 | 20 hrs ago | Jun 2016 cafetwo2010 |
the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i... | wayne34 | 417 | 1 | Feb 2014 | 20 hrs ago | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
Steve 1223 look for long time womanTribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..... | cafetwo2010 | 723 | 5 | Nov 2012 | 20 hrs ago | Jun 2019 madtat29 |
TemptationWould you give in to temptation?... | amahlala | 408 | 6 | Jul 2010 | 20 hrs ago | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.... | mcradloff | 761 | 14 | May 2012 | 20 hrs ago | May 2012 mcradloff |
NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way.... | Unknown | 474 | 5 | Nov 2009 | 20 hrs ago | Dec 2009 Unknown |
Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma... | shadow1950 | 309 | 0 | Jan 2014 | 20 hrs ago | |
Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.... | steve1223 | 644 | 2 | Aug 2011 | 20 hrs ago | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
Value your lover!ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.... | byfaith | 566 | 2 | Dec 2010 | 20 hrs ago | Dec 2010 byfaith |
My Lucky Silver DollarYesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you... | fjamesj9701 | 661 | 11 | Mar 2013 | 21 hrs ago | Mar 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear... | steve1223 | 364 | 1 | Aug 2011 | 21 hrs ago | Aug 2011 Unknown |
My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos... | Unknown | 308 | 0 | Sep 2009 | 21 hrs ago | |
song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE... | Unknown | 242 | 1 | Aug 2010 | 21 hrs ago | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
SpamYou never know!! or do you??... | trurorob | 2,287 | 47 | Jul 2010 | 21 hrs ago | Oct 2020 southmiami4321 |
Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.... | Yankee4you | 800 | 8 | Mar 2013 | 21 hrs ago | Jul 2018 godsprincess |
One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed... | Unknown | 715 | 6 | Jan 2010 | 21 hrs ago | Feb 2014 Unknown |
Gnome aching things right.A little fun with the sprinkler...... | GingerGee | 365 | 1 | Dec 2018 | 21 hrs ago | Dec 2018 Bluesky60 |
Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out... | steve1223 | 1,101 | 3 | Mar 2015 | 21 hrs ago | Apr 2015 moongirl1 |
April Horror ShowHi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD... | Tiger_Dan | 569 | 4 | Dec 2009 | 21 hrs ago | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan |
NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense... | Unknown | 402 | 0 | Jan 2010 | 21 hrs ago | |
The Secret To A Happy Life#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.... | Catfoot | 898 | 15 | Jan 2014 | 21 hrs ago | Jan 2014 Catfoot |
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