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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Motivation and Creation DemonstrationWas just having fun... | Unknown | 243 | 2 | Jun 2011 | May 2 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia... | steve1223 | 689 | 7 | Sep 2017 | May 2 | Oct 2017 steve1223 |
Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 1,360 | 11 | Jan 2011 | May 2 | Jul 2011 gnj4u |
lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.... | Unknown | 243 | 0 | Jan 2012 | May 2 | Jan 2012 Fellsman |
This Amber LiquidHope someone gets a bit of a chuckle... | steve1223 | 474 | 3 | Jul 2012 | May 2 | Jul 2012 swade777 |
Diets and all thatjust a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!... | mickypeeps | 275 | 1 | Jan 2013 | May 2 | Jan 2013 Ladybee42 |
Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front... | EyeLook4U | 378 | 0 | Mar 2017 | May 2 | |
FOOLI just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.... | smallworlds | 592 | 3 | Aug 2012 | May 2 | Aug 2012 Redex |
Thutan KahanTranslated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)... | steve1223 | 433 | 2 | May 2012 | May 2 | May 2012 steve1223 |
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil... | Unknown | 254 | 0 | Oct 2009 | May 2 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Careful what you wish for!I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)... | hedistuff | 823 | 1 | Sep 2013 | May 2 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti... | Unknown | 365 | 0 | Dec 2012 | May 2 | |
I saw the lightIt is what it is,,, if you know... | optimisticme | 227 | 0 | Dec 2021 | May 2 | |
extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my... | branksome | 447 | 5 | Mar 2014 | May 2 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao... | soquiliquay | 467 | 2 | Sep 2011 | May 2 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
fore!I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his... | hedistuff | 510 | 7 | Jan 2011 | May 2 | Jan 2011 caroljoyce |
Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th... | Hekamaat | 803 | 5 | Feb 2011 | May 2 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
A Bit of Australian SlangJust for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain... | steve1223 | 1,261 | 12 | Feb 2012 | May 2 | Feb 2012 steve1223 |
She broke Mr. FixitI'm your handiman..call me.lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 769 | 13 | May 2012 | May 2 | May 2012 Ahyra |
How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket... | Unknown | 420 | 1 | Jun 2009 | May 2 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
PoetsObviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)... | optimisticme | 260 | 1 | Apr 2022 | May 2 | Apr 2022 Mizzy4 |
Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 729 | 2 | Sep 2012 | May 2 | Sep 2012 mcradloff |
The LadyThe Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, t... | optimisticme | 424 | 3 | Apr 2010 | May 2 | Apr 2010 Ladybee42 |
You Show Me Yours!Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big,... | optimisticme | 499 | 4 | Apr 2010 | May 2 | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol... | Unknown | 243 | 0 | Dec 2012 | May 2 | |
Moth jokeI do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..... | Oceanzest | 381 | 5 | Oct 2021 | May 2 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M... | EyeLook4U | 295 | 0 | Nov 2018 | May 2 | |
A little voice from a lonely toothbrushFrom a lonely toothbrush. :"p... | thesunandthesea | 1,293 | 10 | May 2011 | May 2 | Jun 2011 thesunandthesea |
Mental health shop visit.I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction... | Unknown | 272 | 0 | Aug 2014 | May 2 | |
nowhere to be foundnow where did i put that fourth stanza?... | agoodguy2have | 480 | 5 | Jul 2011 | May 2 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 |
No More Sad PoemsNo need for sad poems A millionaire is not going to give me money To brighten up my life And make all my days be sunny The rich have jets and ya... | EyeLook4U | 370 | 3 | Jun 2019 | May 2 | Jun 2019 southmiami4321 |
David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s... | Unknown | 255 | 0 | Mar 2011 | May 2 | |
Not quite sureNot quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence... | Unknown | 446 | 3 | Jul 2009 | May 2 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | mcradloff | 718 | 6 | May 2013 | May 2 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!... | Unknown | 368 | 6 | Oct 2009 | May 2 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick. :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 872 | 1 | Jan 2011 | May 2 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
a rash of limerickah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings... | hedistuff | 646 | 7 | Jan 2011 | May 2 | Jan 2011 Earlgreytea |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 382 | 3 | Sep 2009 | May 2 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
poetry 101uh....poetry... | agoodguy2have | 526 | 10 | Mar 2010 | May 2 | Mar 2010 hedistuff |
But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 535 | 0 | Sep 2011 | May 2 | |
TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten... | Buffybear | 555 | 0 | May 2014 | May 2 | |
Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P... | Odysseus_own | 362 | - | Feb 2017 | May 2 |
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