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Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances....

"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia...

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!...

back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but...

The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm...

The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a...

5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)...

No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th...

Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca...

Doggonit............[morgen challenge]Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all...

I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des...

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The thi...

The WeddingWas driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result....

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

Where i have &have not beenI have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also nev...

Mary and Me (II)Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming...

THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo....

MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M...

King Kong stole my blonde haired Girlfriend!!...

The Loo1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marke...

A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply...

I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in...

eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi...

Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it...

Ode To Tom RobbinsCan someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chan...

Barking dog, croaking frogjust playing about with the kids...

Poet's Corner BashSorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name us...

Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...

I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...

Woman Wanted...

animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n...

Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...