Up, up into space we fly
It's the first time I've been up here
Trouble is too much beer I've drunk
The lavatory I'll be seeking

Down the isle I'm going fast
I feel I'm damn near bursting
In the door that says 'The Loo'
The sight has me boggling

I cross my legs and start to rock
Oh god I need it badly
But all this A and this B
Has me completely baffled

I try this and I try that
But nothing seems to work here
If I don't go very soon
My pants I'll be filling

I can't stand this anymore
Whip it out and pee in the corner
What I forgot in all my haste
In space there's zero gravity

From the floor these droplets float
My pee is slowly rising
Out the door like a flash
Before they come near me

I slink back to my seat
Trying to look all innocent
The next person to go in there
Is going to have a pee shower