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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Freestyle rhymeNo idea... | MaxxHeart25 | 346 | 0 | Oct 2013 | May 5 | |
Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !... | Unknown | 287 | 4 | Sep 2011 | May 5 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.... | Unknown | 319 | 2 | May 2010 | May 5 | May 2010 Unknown |
public announcementno your right not a poem but ahhhh what the... | kickit22 | 747 | 7 | May 2012 | May 5 | May 2012 kickit22 |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | May 2010 | May 5 | |
GarfieldJust playing with words..... | Unknown | 887 | 1 | Apr 2011 | May 5 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 305 | 0 | May 2010 | May 5 | |
The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | Apr 2011 | May 5 | |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem... | cambridgemiss | 334 | 1 | Jul 2014 | May 5 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D... | Unknown | 318 | 4 | Jul 2010 | May 5 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in... | Unknown | 198 | 2 | Jul 2013 | May 5 | Jul 2013 Unknown |
invisible inki know i couldnt read it either... | kickit22 | 776 | 24 | Jun 2011 | May 5 | Oct 2011 kickit22 |
dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 416 | 0 | Aug 2011 | May 5 | |
~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)... | Bentlee | 658 | 4 | Oct 2010 | May 5 | Oct 2010 Bentlee |
An MvG Sort of DayIt was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.... | steve1223 | 403 | 3 | Oct 2011 | May 5 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Rattlesjust some black humour!!... | trurorob | 1,805 | 44 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Jul 2019 Nuwahri61 |
A Thousand ChallengeI'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!... | SCatlyn | 558 | 7 | Jul 2012 | May 5 | Jul 2012 SCatlyn |
My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik... | steve1223 | 771 | 2 | Aug 2013 | May 5 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h... | peachmelba | 769 | 9 | Feb 2015 | May 5 | Feb 2015 peachmelba |
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said... | studecar | 614 | 1 | May 2012 | May 5 | May 2012 lucy1777 |
Reward for Information!I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, hea... | optimisticme | 451 | 5 | Apr 2010 | May 5 | Apr 2010 caroljoyce |
So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo... | kickit22 | 513 | 7 | Nov 2010 | May 5 | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..... | kickit22 | 466 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 5 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
HaikuIn stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish... | Unknown | 360 | 3 | Jul 2010 | May 5 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Sarcasm for world's problems..The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...... | Spartacus2012 | 799 | 20 | Mar 2013 | May 5 | Mar 2013 Spartacus2012 |
Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 343 | 0 | Dec 2012 | May 5 | |
deletedelete... | Unknown | 330 | 3 | Mar 2010 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
Mailbox womenTribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 727 | 3 | May 2012 | May 5 | May 2012 niah9 |
Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol... | cafetwo2010 | 633 | 6 | Jun 2011 | May 5 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 706 | 1 | Oct 2012 | May 5 | Oct 2012 studecar |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.... | cambridgemiss | 393 | 1 | Jul 2014 | May 5 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city... | Oceanzest | 444 | 5 | Oct 2021 | May 5 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 803 | 1 | Jan 2013 | May 5 | Jan 2013 madtat29 |
The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched... | Unknown | 450 | 0 | Jan 2014 | May 5 | |
-She's a Winner!We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stan... | optimisticme | 380 | 2 | May 2010 | May 5 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
A country tangojust having fun with words... | kickit22 | 724 | 21 | May 2012 | May 5 | May 2012 kickit22 |
why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre... | Unknown | 246 | 2 | Sep 2010 | May 5 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Left, Left, Keep MarchingA bit of dark humour... | steve1223 | 338 | 0 | May 2013 | May 5 | |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 259 | 0 | Nov 2012 | May 5 | |
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you... | cafetwo2010 | 1,337 | 47 | Mar 2013 | May 5 | Mar 2013 cafetwo2010 |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 743 | 4 | May 2013 | May 5 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
a lengthy love affair (limerick)that was some kiss! silliness reigns......... | hedistuff | 528 | 3 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Earlgreytea |
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