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Words of the Vocabulary Poem

Words of the Vocabulary............Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth.......

breathless222322Sep 2011May 1Sep 2011
breathless22
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL Poem

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!...

Buffybear4952Oct 2017May 1Oct 2017
Redex
Drink it all away Poem

Drink it all awayLil song I wrote......

madtat291,1225Nov 2015May 1Jan 2016
madtat29
Kiwiana Poem

"Kiwiana"my first attempt...lol! SS...

sophiasummer1,0609Jan 2011May 1Jan 2011
CuspofMagic
tummy rummbling Poem

tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh...

Unknown4413Dec 2009May 1Dec 2009
Unknown
Clip Clop Mirror Poem Poem

Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go....

steve12238853Aug 2011May 1Aug 2011
steve1223

The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke...

lovecanbereal268-Jul 2022May 1
cafetwo20101,24127Jan 2012May 1Nov 2015
godsprincess
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe Poem

Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it......

Earlgreytea65910Apr 2010May 1Apr 2010
Earlgreytea
Prarie Thoughts Poem

Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987....

wranglersam2813May 2013May 1May 2013
ladyjewel
Alien limerick Poem

Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts......

madtat291,7774Nov 2012May 1Dec 2012
madtat29
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114040Mar 2010May 1
Henry And Sister Gisella Poem

Henry And Sister GisellaNot every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch....

steve12233812Aug 2011May 1Aug 2011
Unknown
Taste a woman Poem

Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun....

cafetwo20106299Oct 2016May 1Mar 2017
cafetwo2010
What Poem

What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!...

cafetwo201060211Mar 2014May 1Mar 2014
cafetwo2010
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer Poem

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out....

mcradloff5438Jul 2014May 1Jul 2014
mcradloff
Full Moon The Vegan Poem

Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple...

steve12234094Aug 2011May 1Aug 2011
Unknown
Rich Man Blues Poem

Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere....

mcradloff66113Mar 2013May 1Mar 2013
mcradloff
Mary and Me Poem

Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se...

steve12233982Jul 2011May 1Aug 2011
Unknown
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir The Bride Poem

Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b...

steve12235836Aug 2011May 1Aug 2011
Unknown
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Poem

Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th...

mcradloff6400Jun 2012May 1
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET Poem

THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX...

andrew14947115Apr 2011May 1Apr 2011
SCatlyn
binary foils Poem

binary foilsi know you never feel this way but......

agoodguy2have38011Apr 2011May 1Apr 2011
andrew149
Shorty Hannah And Rita Poem

Shorty, Hannah And RitaGoody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hanna...

EyeLook4U1861Feb 2022May 1Feb 2022
Oceanzest
Amelia I Love Thee Poem

Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an...

steve12233882Aug 2011May 1Aug 2011
Unknown
Hidden Poem

HiddenYou never know what the snow hides....

Unknown3331May 2010May 1May 2010
jazzy75
These Pickers Poem

These PickersBlood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above t...

Unknown3412Mar 2010May 1Mar 2010
Unknown
Bognored Poem

BognoredThere'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffi...

Unknown1852Jun 2011May 1Jun 2011
Redex
How It Works Poem

How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women....

Unknown3502May 2010May 1May 2010
Unknown
Zygote clucks Poem

Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?...

agoodguy2have3115Apr 2011May 1May 2011
hedistuff
brushing up Poem

brushing upoh those colorful phrases ;-)...

agoodguy2have2781Jun 2011May 1Jun 2011
Redex
Love on the edge of town Poem

Love on the edge of towntread carefully...

Oceanzest2991May 2021May 1May 2021
Mizzy4
Ten Little Boyfriends Poem

Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS....

JoyCrest5444Apr 2020May 1May 2020
Candylane
A morticians love poem Lol Poem

A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi...

cafetwo20105200Nov 2016May 1
Lessons from a Child Poem

Lessons from a ChildHope it brings a smile to your face...

Unknown4638Nov 2010May 1Jun 2011
Unknown
the lamp above tomorrowland Poem

the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole...

Unknown2590May 2014May 1
The Phone Poem

The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well...

iluvisis15191Sep 2014May 1Sep 2014
morgen90210
Fervid Frenzy Poem

Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you...

iluvisis14871Jan 2014May 1Jan 2014
TAR_734
Holy balloons on the moon Poem

Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !...

Unknown2680May 2014Apr 30May 2014
Unknown
Ten Minutes Poem

Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th...

gardenhackle3025Jul 2010Apr 30Jul 2010
Ladybee42
Tragic Anachronism Poem

Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom...

gardenhackle3504Jul 2010Apr 30Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Yankee4you8089Oct 2013Apr 30Nov 2013
trurorob

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