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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Words of the Vocabulary............Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth....... | breathless22 | 232 | 2 | Sep 2011 | May 1 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!... | Buffybear | 495 | 2 | Oct 2017 | May 1 | Oct 2017 Redex |
Drink it all awayLil song I wrote...... | madtat29 | 1,122 | 5 | Nov 2015 | May 1 | Jan 2016 madtat29 |
"Kiwiana"my first attempt...lol! SS... | sophiasummer | 1,060 | 9 | Jan 2011 | May 1 | Jan 2011 CuspofMagic |
tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh... | Unknown | 441 | 3 | Dec 2009 | May 1 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.... | steve1223 | 885 | 3 | Aug 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 steve1223 |
The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke... | lovecanbereal | 268 | - | Jul 2022 | May 1 | |
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!Uh..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,241 | 27 | Jan 2012 | May 1 | Nov 2015 godsprincess |
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...... | Earlgreytea | 659 | 10 | Apr 2010 | May 1 | Apr 2010 Earlgreytea |
Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.... | wranglersam | 281 | 3 | May 2013 | May 1 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...... | madtat29 | 1,777 | 4 | Nov 2012 | May 1 | Dec 2012 madtat29 |
TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...... | Fern1311 | 404 | 0 | Mar 2010 | May 1 | |
Henry And Sister GisellaNot every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.... | steve1223 | 381 | 2 | Aug 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.... | cafetwo2010 | 629 | 9 | Oct 2016 | May 1 | Mar 2017 cafetwo2010 |
What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!... | cafetwo2010 | 602 | 11 | Mar 2014 | May 1 | Mar 2014 cafetwo2010 |
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.... | mcradloff | 543 | 8 | Jul 2014 | May 1 | Jul 2014 mcradloff |
Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple... | steve1223 | 409 | 4 | Aug 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.... | mcradloff | 661 | 13 | Mar 2013 | May 1 | Mar 2013 mcradloff |
Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se... | steve1223 | 398 | 2 | Jul 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b... | steve1223 | 583 | 6 | Aug 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th... | mcradloff | 640 | 0 | Jun 2012 | May 1 | |
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX... | andrew149 | 471 | 15 | Apr 2011 | May 1 | Apr 2011 SCatlyn |
binary foilsi know you never feel this way but...... | agoodguy2have | 380 | 11 | Apr 2011 | May 1 | Apr 2011 andrew149 |
Shorty, Hannah And RitaGoody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hanna... | EyeLook4U | 186 | 1 | Feb 2022 | May 1 | Feb 2022 Oceanzest |
Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an... | steve1223 | 388 | 2 | Aug 2011 | May 1 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
HiddenYou never know what the snow hides.... | Unknown | 333 | 1 | May 2010 | May 1 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
These PickersBlood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above t... | Unknown | 341 | 2 | Mar 2010 | May 1 | Mar 2010 Unknown |
BognoredThere'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffi... | Unknown | 185 | 2 | Jun 2011 | May 1 | Jun 2011 Redex |
How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | May 2010 | May 1 | May 2010 Unknown |
Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?... | agoodguy2have | 311 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 1 | May 2011 hedistuff |
brushing upoh those colorful phrases ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 278 | 1 | Jun 2011 | May 1 | Jun 2011 Redex |
Love on the edge of towntread carefully... | Oceanzest | 299 | 1 | May 2021 | May 1 | May 2021 Mizzy4 |
Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.... | JoyCrest | 544 | 4 | Apr 2020 | May 1 | May 2020 Candylane |
A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi... | cafetwo2010 | 520 | 0 | Nov 2016 | May 1 | |
Lessons from a ChildHope it brings a smile to your face... | Unknown | 463 | 8 | Nov 2010 | May 1 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole... | Unknown | 259 | 0 | May 2014 | May 1 | |
The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well... | iluvisis1 | 519 | 1 | Sep 2014 | May 1 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you... | iluvisis1 | 487 | 1 | Jan 2014 | May 1 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !... | Unknown | 268 | 0 | May 2014 | Apr 30 | May 2014 Unknown |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 302 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Apr 30 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom... | gardenhackle | 350 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Apr 30 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)Not much!!... | Yankee4you | 808 | 9 | Oct 2013 | Apr 30 | Nov 2013 trurorob |
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