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2014 Challenge What is your prediction Poem

2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of...

cafetwo20106196May 2014Apr 24May 2014
cafetwo2010
The Nothing Verse Poem

The Nothing VerseWe all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there....

Unknown2354Mar 2012Apr 24Mar 2012
Unknown
Poem 3 Poem

Poem #3OMG! I think I better run! lol....

cafetwo201066514May 2012Apr 24May 2012
trurorob
Horror Night Poem

Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st...

steve12233462Nov 2013Apr 24Nov 2013
Redex
Shopping Madness Poem

Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said....

GMS754452Apr 2013Apr 24Apr 2013
GMS75
MACAVITYS SIDE OF THINGS Lady Morganas challenge Poem

MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challengeA different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot.......

andrew14968612Aug 2012Apr 24Sep 2012
andrew149
Bashing Men Poem

Bashing MenI was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them...

Unknown2681Apr 2012Apr 24Apr 2012
Unknown
Paternity Testing Poem

Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret...

Unknown2620Apr 2012Apr 24
Turtle Soup Poem

Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s...

Unknown4510May 2011Apr 24
Umbrella Limerick Poem

Umbrella LimerickThere once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for um...

boyshchrm63602Jan 2011Apr 23Feb 2011
boyshchrm6
Anyone for Tennis Poem

Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis...

Buffybear5755Feb 2011Apr 23Feb 2011
Buffybear
Confused Poem

ConfusedHate xmas rapping...

Unknown3611Dec 2012Apr 23Dec 2012
trurorob
Garlic is for Lovers Poem

Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!...

ImagineLove3182Aug 2014Apr 23Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
Goedln Rlue Poem

Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)...

Unknown3421Dec 2012Apr 23Dec 2012
Unknown
Letter from school Poem

Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada...

Unknown3491Dec 2012Apr 23Dec 2012
Unknown
Inscrutable Poem

Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx...

andrew1494304Jul 2010Apr 23Jul 2010
jazzy75
Dice Rollin Poem

Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too....

Unknown3621Mar 2010Apr 23Mar 2010
Unknown
Nature unkind to me Poem

Nature unkind to meHope of a hopless man...

Unknown3357Feb 2013Apr 23Feb 2013
Unknown
What I Dont Know I Knew Poem

What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be...

ImagineLove2921Jul 2014Apr 23Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
Contemplating my navel Poem

Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem...

Unknown3800Dec 2012Apr 23
Tears for Two Poem

Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12...

Unknown57511Feb 2011Apr 23Feb 2011
Unknown
Cabernet Sauvignon Poem

Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)...

Unknown3480Dec 2012Apr 23
Desparate Love by Jonroan Poem

" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o...

Jonroan2502Mar 2013Apr 23Mar 2013
SundaySilence
Threes Company Poem

Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal...

mcradloff7732Mar 2014Apr 23Mar 2014
TAR_734
The Corn Message Poem

The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down...

EyeLook4U4000Jan 2013Apr 23
French Onion Soup Poem

French Onion Soup?Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad....

boyshchrm63918Sep 2011Apr 23Nov 2011
Unknown
cafetwo20106852Nov 2016Apr 23Apr 2017
cafetwo2010
Fanatical about Film Poem

Fanatical about FilmMrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derri...

wsmith19843651May 2014Apr 23May 2014
Unknown
the toad gets vengance Poem

the toad gets venganceOn her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her lo...

wayne343751Sep 2013Apr 23Sep 2013
darkhorse555
My quantum lover Poem

My quantum loverIt's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol....

cafetwo20108977Sep 2012Apr 23Oct 2017
lindsyjones
The Escape Poem

'The Escape'Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)...

Unknown2812Aug 2012Apr 23Sep 2012
Earlgreytea
Lifes Toys Poem

Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself...

Unknown3392Aug 2010Apr 23Aug 2010
sophiasummer
Curious Poem

Curiouschildren are the best...

Unknown4529Jul 2011Apr 23Jul 2011
Unknown
An Homage Poem

An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor....

cambuff4716Jul 2010Apr 23Jul 2010
trurorob
Mrs Fledglerss Duty Poem

Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either.....

caroljoyce3468May 2010Apr 23Jun 2010
jazzy75
voices in the night Poem

voices in the nightTonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep...

Unknown2961Feb 2011Apr 23Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Two St Bernards in a bar Poem

Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar...

Oceanzest3659Jul 2021Apr 23Sep 2021
morgen90210
Unknown4130Apr 2013Apr 23
LG Poem

LGI knew they had a life of their own...

steve12234400Aug 2013Apr 23Aug 2013
madtat29
TEDDIE GOANNA A R R Poem

TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA.....

pinklady19675650Sep 2012Apr 23
Personal Life Poem

Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L...

Unknown2311Oct 2013Apr 22Oct 2013
fjamesj9701
im not a poet and i already know it Poem

im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly...

shaylahoney253467Aug 2014Apr 22Aug 2014
Spartacus2012

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