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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of... | cafetwo2010 | 619 | 6 | May 2014 | Apr 24 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
The Nothing VerseWe all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.... | Unknown | 235 | 4 | Mar 2012 | Apr 24 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
Poem #3OMG! I think I better run! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 665 | 14 | May 2012 | Apr 24 | May 2012 trurorob |
Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st... | steve1223 | 346 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Apr 24 | Nov 2013 Redex |
Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.... | GMS75 | 445 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 24 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challengeA different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....... | andrew149 | 686 | 12 | Aug 2012 | Apr 24 | Sep 2012 andrew149 |
Bashing MenI was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them... | Unknown | 268 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 24 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret... | Unknown | 262 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 24 | |
Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s... | Unknown | 451 | 0 | May 2011 | Apr 24 | |
Umbrella LimerickThere once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for um... | boyshchrm6 | 360 | 2 | Jan 2011 | Apr 23 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis... | Buffybear | 575 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Apr 23 | Feb 2011 Buffybear |
ConfusedHate xmas rapping... | Unknown | 361 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Apr 23 | Dec 2012 trurorob |
Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!... | ImagineLove | 318 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Apr 23 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)... | Unknown | 342 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Apr 23 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada... | Unknown | 349 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Apr 23 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 430 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Apr 23 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.... | Unknown | 362 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Apr 23 | Mar 2010 Unknown |
Nature unkind to meHope of a hopless man... | Unknown | 335 | 7 | Feb 2013 | Apr 23 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be... | ImagineLove | 292 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Apr 23 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem... | Unknown | 380 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Apr 23 | |
Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12... | Unknown | 575 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Apr 23 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)... | Unknown | 348 | 0 | Dec 2012 | Apr 23 | |
" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o... | Jonroan | 250 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Apr 23 | Mar 2013 SundaySilence |
Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal... | mcradloff | 773 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 23 | Mar 2014 TAR_734 |
The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 400 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Apr 23 | |
French Onion Soup?Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.... | boyshchrm6 | 391 | 8 | Sep 2011 | Apr 23 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.Scam Master! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 685 | 2 | Nov 2016 | Apr 23 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
Fanatical about FilmMrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derri... | wsmith1984 | 365 | 1 | May 2014 | Apr 23 | May 2014 Unknown |
the toad gets venganceOn her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her lo... | wayne34 | 375 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Apr 23 | Sep 2013 darkhorse555 |
My quantum loverIt's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 897 | 7 | Sep 2012 | Apr 23 | Oct 2017 lindsyjones |
'The Escape'Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)... | Unknown | 281 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Apr 23 | Sep 2012 Earlgreytea |
Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself... | Unknown | 339 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Apr 23 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
Curiouschildren are the best... | Unknown | 452 | 9 | Jul 2011 | Apr 23 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor.... | cambuff | 471 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Apr 23 | Jul 2010 trurorob |
Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either..... | caroljoyce | 346 | 8 | May 2010 | Apr 23 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
voices in the nightTonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep... | Unknown | 296 | 1 | Feb 2011 | Apr 23 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar... | Oceanzest | 365 | 9 | Jul 2021 | Apr 23 | Sep 2021 morgen90210 |
The Wild & Woolly WestSpoof!... | Unknown | 413 | 0 | Apr 2013 | Apr 23 | |
LGI knew they had a life of their own... | steve1223 | 440 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Apr 23 | Aug 2013 madtat29 |
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..... | pinklady1967 | 565 | 0 | Sep 2012 | Apr 23 | |
Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L... | Unknown | 231 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Apr 22 | Oct 2013 fjamesj9701 |
im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly... | shaylahoney25 | 346 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Apr 22 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
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