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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo... | steve1223 | 600 | 11 | Sep 2011 | May 7 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
A smile for allYou may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it... | Unknown | 566 | 6 | Feb 2010 | May 7 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers... | fjamesj9701 | 1,092 | 22 | Jun 2014 | May 7 | Jun 2014 fjamesj9701 |
The S FilesThese are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.... | steve1223 | 519 | 3 | Sep 2012 | May 7 | Sep 2012 steve1223 |
My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink... | Unknown | 218 | 0 | Nov 2011 | May 7 | |
CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.... | EXRED3 | 343 | 6 | Oct 2022 | May 7 | Oct 2022 EXRED3 |
Full Moon (Revisited)Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wo... | steve1223 | 401 | 2 | Jul 2011 | May 7 | Jul 2011 cbsAlexius |
English pluralsThese English rules...... | Didi7 | 271 | 4 | Feb 2023 | May 7 | Feb 2023 Didi7 |
Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,... | Unknown | 314 | 0 | Feb 2010 | May 7 | |
HO....HO.....HO!...........lolI BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx... | andrew149 | 1,277 | 39 | Dec 2010 | May 7 | Mar 2015 beautifulyou |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 605 | 4 | Apr 2012 | May 7 | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL... | thesunandthesea | 505 | 8 | Feb 2011 | May 7 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 935 | 2 | Sep 2015 | May 7 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
Online Games and Facebook FriendsDecided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feel... | orientalkoru | 444 | 9 | Feb 2014 | May 7 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
BangIf time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!... | Unknown | 338 | 3 | Sep 2014 | May 7 | Sep 2014 tauntedhumor |
It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!... | morgen90210 | 843 | 15 | Jul 2012 | May 7 | Jun 2022 morgen90210 |
To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.... | virgosign | 697 | 4 | Apr 2013 | May 7 | May 2013 gnj4u |
Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le... | morgen90210 | 512 | 6 | Sep 2013 | May 7 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Toilet power, Dad growlsYou know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha... | morgen90210 | 597 | 18 | Aug 2019 | May 7 | Mar 2020 morgen90210 |
As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil... | morgen90210 | 729 | 6 | May 2016 | May 7 | May 2016 morgen90210 |
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!... | morgen90210 | 1,132 | 2 | Sep 2014 | May 7 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
knock, knock. .just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read... | morgen90210 | 762 | 16 | Mar 2013 | May 7 | Sep 2020 morgen90210 |
PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she... | shadow1950 | 372 | 2 | Jan 2014 | May 7 | Jan 2014 Unknown |
Special offer on me. . .try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out... | morgen90210 | 554 | 16 | Apr 2013 | May 7 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
We are not SPARTANSCan't think of a better title... | morgen90210 | 806 | 2 | Feb 2016 | May 7 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
Beautifulyou spellingthis is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten... | morgen90210 | 427 | 2 | Feb 2013 | May 7 | Feb 2013 morgen90210 |
LOVE DENIEDJUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN... | studecar | 667 | 5 | Apr 2012 | May 7 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much... | aware3 | 606 | 6 | Mar 2011 | May 7 | Mar 2011 aware3 |
Yankee and his pony ...It's in my head still .... | morgen90210 | 600 | 8 | Jul 2012 | May 7 | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.... | morgen90210 | 513 | 2 | Sep 2013 | May 7 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in... | wayne34 | 386 | 1 | May 2013 | May 7 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !... | morgen90210 | 603 | 5 | Mar 2014 | May 7 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night... | morgen90210 | 468 | 4 | Nov 2012 | May 7 | Nov 2012 morgen90210 |
I got a kiss!I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! | morgen90210 | 977 | 10 | Mar 2014 | May 7 | Mar 2015 morgen90210 |
If Superman was...If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circu... | morgen90210 | 880 | 19 | Jul 2016 | May 7 | Sep 2016 morgen90210 |
Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards... | morgen90210 | 665 | 8 | Nov 2013 | May 7 | Nov 2013 morgen90210 |
Life is GreatAint life funny especially these days lol.... | Fadedbluejeans | 154 | - | Jun 2023 | May 7 | |
SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca... | jockboy61 | 663 | 0 | Nov 2015 | May 7 | |
E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols... | morgen90210 | 578 | 4 | Jun 2014 | May 7 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again... | morgen90210 | 396 | 2 | Oct 2013 | May 7 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
Safari suit LennyFictional Lenny from the Colonial Office... | Oceanzest | 270 | 3 | May 2021 | May 7 | May 2021 southmiami4321 |
Just Because(Macduff5 ChallengeThe temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time... | Unknown | 403 | 6 | Sep 2012 | May 7 | Sep 2012 Unknown |
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