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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks... | studecar | 507 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 22 | Apr 2012 elo69 |
Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!... | ImagineLove | 393 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Apr 22 | Jul 2014 weemick1960 |
Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for... | Unknown | 287 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 22 | |
CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 316 | 0 | Oct 2018 | Apr 22 | |
Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.... | branksome | 308 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 22 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.... | mcradloff | 582 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Apr 22 | |
Yankee DoodleA conglomeration of several I have known...... | Unknown | 331 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Apr 22 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Venus WomenMore crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!... | ImagineLove | 711 | 5 | Aug 2014 | Apr 22 | Aug 2014 elo69 |
World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet... | Stedan | 308 | 2 | Jun 2014 | Apr 22 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe... | mcradloff | 630 | 11 | Apr 2013 | Apr 22 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!... | ImagineLove | 344 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Apr 21 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
Unavailable again....Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!... | Unknown | 283 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Apr 21 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess... | Unknown | 324 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Apr 21 | Nov 2009 QuietStormF |
Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?... | mcradloff | 441 | 0 | Jan 2013 | Apr 21 | |
Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea... | Unknown | 250 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Apr 21 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba... | Oceanzest | 316 | 4 | Jan 2022 | Apr 21 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,039 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Apr 21 | Apr 2017 godsprincess |
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b... | IvoryPetals | 343 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 21 | Apr 2013 IvoryPetals |
high noonthey stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have it... | elo69 | 492 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 21 | May 2013 madtat29 |
After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m... | Unknown | 356 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Apr 21 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99... | cafetwo2010 | 814 | 12 | Mar 2012 | Apr 21 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
The ScotsmanThe Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.... | bobhope | 416 | 8 | Sep 2010 | Apr 21 | May 2011 boyshchrm6 |
That bootyWhen a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn... | madtat29 | 516 | 10 | Jan 2014 | Apr 21 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
Governance* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of in... | agoodguy2have | 288 | 2 | Jun 2011 | Apr 21 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
A fools lullabySometimes you write about what you know...... | madtat29 | 686 | 10 | Apr 2013 | Apr 21 | Apr 2013 jk2you |
SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD... | bucky1 | 283 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Apr 21 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
retired nonsenseToday we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.... | studecar | 465 | 2 | Feb 2012 | Apr 21 | Feb 2012 Unknown |
SOS! 'I'm floatingAnother mother-in-law story.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 677 | 22 | May 2013 | Apr 21 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!... | madtat29 | 531 | 26 | Apr 2014 | Apr 20 | Apr 2014 madtat29 |
The Great EsacapeMore nonsense and chuckles .... | Unknown | 245 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Apr 20 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
toilet tennisthis actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was t... | kickit22 | 1,015 | 9 | Jul 2011 | Apr 20 | Jul 2011 Earlgreytea |
Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween.... | Unknown | 333 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Apr 20 | Oct 2010 ironman |
RedhorseI can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my finger... | scrofa09 | 364 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Apr 20 | |
What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki... | Unknown | 404 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 20 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........ | breathless22 | 295 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Apr 20 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUMGet out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to pl... | Unknown | 743 | 1 | Mar 2012 | Apr 19 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
YawnI was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?... | mcradloff | 1,033 | 16 | Jul 2012 | Apr 19 | Aug 2012 mcradloff |
I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on... | Unknown | 289 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Apr 19 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!... | WILDANDREADY | 710 | 3 | Mar 2015 | Apr 19 | Jul 2015 godsprincess |
The roomNew stuff...... | madtat29 | 433 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 19 | Apr 2013 madtat29 |
GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 744 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Apr 19 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....... | salamuna | 477 | 5 | Apr 2021 | Apr 19 | Apr 2021 morgen90210 |
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