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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Children playingWatching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman... | Unknown | 340 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Apr 26 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo... | honeybear3000 | 1,127 | 7 | Apr 2015 | Apr 26 | Apr 2015 madtat29 |
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00... | mcradloff | 881 | 13 | Dec 2012 | Apr 26 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening... | bestbefore | 370 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Apr 26 | Feb 2011 bestbefore |
Macri gatoPresident Macri is a cat... | Unknown | 264 | 0 | May 2017 | Apr 26 | |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Feb 2015 | Apr 26 | |
happy birthdayon this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up... | darkhorse555 | 354 | 1 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.... | Unknown | 223 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Apr 25 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
My Imaginationimagine this... | studecar | 582 | 3 | Sep 2012 | Apr 25 | Sep 2012 studecar |
just stopJust stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from... | Luke8421 | 399 | 3 | Sep 2012 | Apr 25 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Happy Go Lucky WindI have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello... | steve1223 | 387 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Apr 25 | Jul 2011 steve1223 |
JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line... | iluvisis1 | 454 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Apr 25 | Aug 2011 marikia |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 343 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Apr 25 | |
like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....... | honeybear3000 | 450 | 0 | Oct 2013 | Apr 25 | |
"The Runaway Handbag?"a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!... | sophiasummer | 698 | 4 | Dec 2012 | Apr 25 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist... | steve1223 | 303 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Apr 25 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i... | mcradloff | 580 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Apr 25 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
Poisoning Pigions in the ParkA shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigi... | mcradloff | 712 | 3 | Mar 2011 | Apr 25 | Aug 2019 mcradloff |
Dating WoesSome of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 622 | 21 | May 2011 | Apr 25 | Jul 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.... | mcradloff | 981 | 0 | Nov 2015 | Apr 25 | |
who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch... | wayne34 | 683 | 2 | Feb 2015 | Apr 25 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
Angry dwarfA dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting... | Oceanzest | 294 | 1 | Sep 2020 | Apr 25 | Sep 2020 FargoFan |
Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 559 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Apr 25 | Mar 2014 madtat29 |
Bad GolfThis was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.... | mcradloff | 817 | 7 | Mar 2012 | Apr 25 | Mar 2012 mcradloff |
~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...... | breathless22 | 193 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Apr 25 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)phew tough one... | shadow1950 | 630 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Apr 25 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue... | GMS75 | 430 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 25 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet... | nonsmoker | 429 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Apr 25 | |
Lucky meThere's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.... | Unknown | 322 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Apr 25 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip.... | Unknown | 449 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Apr 25 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol... | Unknown | 400 | 0 | Dec 2013 | Apr 25 | |
Joketime for some levity... | Oceanzest | 334 | 2 | Sep 2020 | Apr 25 | Oct 2020 southmiami4321 |
If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h... | mcradloff | 770 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Apr 25 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
the "Raven"the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I... | walRU | 319 | 4 | May 2019 | Apr 25 | May 2019 walRU |
Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself... | colinmatts | 439 | 0 | Jan 2012 | Apr 25 | |
My First Nine MonthsListened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age... | mcradloff | 764 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 25 | Apr 2012 Maxeen_1 |
Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor.... | ReaderOfSouls | 287 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Apr 25 | Feb 2022 EXRED3 |
IDEASWritten 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.... | Fixingme | 372 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Apr 25 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.... | Unknown | 597 | 8 | Feb 2012 | Apr 25 | Feb 2012 ReaderOfSouls |
Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve... | mcradloff | 771 | 14 | Apr 2014 | Apr 25 | May 2014 mcradloff |
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave... | steve1223 | 1,746 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Apr 25 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
And then there was.........For the not so sensitive souls....lol....funny what one remembers from school......Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 369 | 6 | Jan 2011 | Apr 25 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
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