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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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cool bunnymad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through dais... | darkhorse555 | 383 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Apr 16 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
Theft By ThoughtTheft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though... | sonofadam | 442 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Apr 16 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
Xi Jinping and the RejuvenatorsClub Chinese... | Oceanzest | 279 | 3 | Nov 2021 | Apr 16 | Nov 2021 Oceanzest |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 597 | 6 | Nov 2014 | Apr 16 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
la nocheIt is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)... | templarknight | 186 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Apr 16 | |
OH jOHNThere is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, i... | caroljoyce | 478 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 16 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace... | steve1223 | 590 | 8 | Aug 2014 | Apr 15 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
thoughts for kisseskisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinat... | val1941 | 409 | 1 | Jan 2011 | Apr 15 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 212 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Apr 15 | |
Chicken and Dumpling StewJust a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!... | Unknown | 219 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Apr 15 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | Apr 15 | |
I dont want to...just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy... | mickypeeps | 330 | 5 | Aug 2014 | Apr 14 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.... | Unknown | 336 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Apr 14 | |
First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????... | boyshchrm6 | 430 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Apr 13 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
The ghost of Chairman MaoIn John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.... | Oceanzest | 353 | 6 | Mar 2021 | Apr 12 | Mar 2021 godsprincess |
My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac... | Unknown | 270 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Apr 12 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something... | Unknown | 329 | 9 | Sep 2010 | Apr 12 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Shy guys.Don't be shy.. Just say hi.. I don't bite. ??... | Arisra | 263 | 1 | Jul 2019 | Apr 12 | Jul 2019 IvoryPetals |
Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves'hello, how did you get in there...'... | Earlgreytea | 495 | 8 | Sep 2011 | Apr 12 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.... | DividedHeart | 216 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Apr 11 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)... | DividedHeart | 227 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Apr 11 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner... | shadow1950 | 724 | 27 | May 2013 | Apr 11 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
a new brewi have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made u... | kickit22 | 614 | 18 | May 2011 | Apr 10 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 557 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Apr 10 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean..... | lorentz | 467 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Apr 10 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Ecstasy 575only problem here Title?==2hours!... | ladygwen123 | 677 | 0 | Sep 2014 | Apr 10 | |
Wine-box BluesStandard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously... | Unknown | 371 | 3 | May 2010 | Apr 10 | May 2010 Unknown |
Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words... | studecar | 1,055 | 4 | May 2012 | Apr 10 | May 2012 CloudySky |
Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him... | steve1223 | 406 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Apr 9 | Aug 2013 shadow1950 |
little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke... | ozipole144 | 390 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Apr 9 | Jul 2015 beautifulyou |
MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 618 | 10 | Nov 2014 | Apr 9 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
BUBBLEGUMI like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew........ | breathless22 | 404 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Apr 8 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move... | Unknown | 400 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Apr 8 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
silly questions that don't matter just for fun.yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.... | kickit22 | 363 | 6 | Jun 2011 | Apr 8 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
Where I liveSouthwest Missouri...... | Unknown | 490 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Apr 8 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Off My ChairI need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm go... | Unknown | 526 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Apr 8 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she... | Unknown | 263 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Apr 8 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
TEMPTED?.....lolMWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 682 | 21 | Jul 2011 | Apr 8 | Jul 2011 marikia |
Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i... | steve1223 | 408 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Apr 8 | Sep 2013 ladyjewel |
The Old HagThe great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 551 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Apr 7 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Thou Art LikeHe is still spinning... | steve1223 | 390 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Apr 7 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol... | cambuff | 443 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Apr 7 | Jul 2010 stareyes |
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