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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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murphys troublesThe policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be fun... | Unknown | 577 | 4 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
IFSometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))... | salamuna | 793 | 21 | Sep 2019 | May 5 | Oct 2019 chu__ |
Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | May 2013 | May 5 | |
Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.... | funnyguy222 | 444 | 6 | Dec 2011 | May 5 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone... | Dazab | 373 | 0 | Jan 2012 | May 5 | |
its a dogs lifeIts a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a moo... | Unknown | 2,788 | 13 | Nov 2010 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
HOOKEDlol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 433 | 15 | Aug 2010 | May 5 | Dec 2010 niah9 |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 605 | 2 | Dec 2014 | May 5 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 |
Y_Yhahaha :P... | thesunandthesea | 584 | 7 | Dec 2010 | May 5 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Last BeerWritten purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race... | steve1223 | 865 | 3 | Jun 2011 | May 5 | Oct 2011 steve1223 |
The PoetI'm not giving away the secret :)... | steve1223 | 732 | 7 | Jul 2012 | May 5 | Jul 2012 paloma66 |
I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai... | optimisticme | 482 | 4 | May 2010 | May 5 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!... | mcradloff | 533 | 2 | Feb 2011 | May 5 | Feb 2011 mcradloff |
limerick (nantucket by the sea)it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucke... | Unknown | 558 | 6 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
MY only GUY..at night..:")I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol... | thesunandthesea | 917 | 25 | Feb 2011 | May 5 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
~The 3 legged duck~:) ha i love it, cheers all.... | Bentlee | 1,112 | 16 | Aug 2009 | May 5 | Mar 2021 Bentlee |
Cliche'A "mini-rant."... | amahlala | 702 | 15 | Aug 2010 | May 5 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie... | Taz0274 | 396 | 3 | Feb 2017 | May 5 | Mar 2017 Purpledragon64 |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 796 | 0 | Sep 2015 | May 5 | |
karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on... | Nuwahri61 | 504 | 0 | Jan 2014 | May 5 | |
I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a... | thesunandthesea | 784 | 11 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll.... | ReaderOfSouls | 273 | 0 | Feb 2022 | May 5 | |
Hunter LimerickLimerick... | boyshchrm6 | 307 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Feb 2011 SCatlyn |
VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o... | iluvisis1 | 542 | 3 | Aug 2013 | May 5 | Aug 2013 Macduff5 |
Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.... | bcjenny | 270 | 2 | Oct 2022 | May 5 | Oct 2022 Luvcelia |
6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse... | kickit22 | 580 | 10 | Sep 2011 | May 5 | Sep 2011 kickit22 |
cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 523 | 1 | Mar 2010 | May 5 | Mar 2010 gnj4u |
wandering man limerickThere was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pur... | Unknown | 576 | 4 | Jan 2011 | May 5 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
DREAM JUMPER THE OTHERSIDEENJOY... | Victorsfmallare | 452 | 2 | Sep 2011 | May 5 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
The Roads Aheadlife... | shadow1950 | 504 | 19 | Mar 2013 | May 5 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri... | cafetwo2010 | 532 | 12 | Jun 2014 | May 5 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
It's True I tells YaIf you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and de... | Unknown | 298 | 2 | Oct 2012 | May 5 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into... | cafetwo2010 | 568 | 4 | Nov 2016 | May 5 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Damaged goodsA lil something lol... | madtat29 | 591 | 14 | Jul 2013 | May 5 | Apr 2020 Unknown |
CRUEL RAINIts rained for days i'm locked in... | EXRED | 491 | 13 | Aug 2019 | May 5 | Aug 2019 EXRED |
Sing alongla la la la la... | Oceanzest | 563 | 3 | Aug 2021 | May 5 | Aug 2021 Letstalkitover |
Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 436 | 3 | Jul 2013 | May 5 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you... | gardenhackle | 408 | 8 | Aug 2010 | May 5 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th... | steve1223 | 492 | 7 | Feb 2014 | May 5 | Feb 2014 Angel04 |
Animal jokesBrighten your day... | Oceanzest | 298 | 6 | Jun 2022 | May 5 | Jul 2022 godsprincess |
GossipThe dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most importan... | Unknown | 211 | 0 | Dec 2020 | May 5 | |
Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away... | Jokerman73 | 405 | 4 | Oct 2013 | May 5 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
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