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murphys troubles Poem

murphys troublesThe policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be fun...

Unknown5774Jan 2011May 5Jan 2011
Unknown
IF Poem

IFSometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))...

salamuna79321Sep 2019May 5Oct 2019
chu__
Higher learning Poem

Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n...

Unknown2910May 2013May 5
Since I dont have you Poem

Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder....

funnyguy2224446Dec 2011May 5Dec 2011
Unknown
Alone again Poem

Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone...

Dazab3730Jan 2012May 5
its a dogs life Poem

its a dogs lifeIts a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a moo...

Unknown2,78813Nov 2010May 5Jan 2011
Unknown
HOOKED Poem

HOOKEDlol.....xxx...

andrew14943315Aug 2010May 5Dec 2010
niah9
CS Style Xmas Tree Poem

CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th...

Stedan6052Dec 2014May 5Dec 2014
jazzy75
Y Y Poem

Y_Yhahaha :P...

thesunandthesea5847Dec 2010May 5Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
Last Beer Poem

Last BeerWritten purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race...

steve12238653Jun 2011May 5Oct 2011
steve1223
The Poet Poem

The PoetI'm not giving away the secret :)...

steve12237327Jul 2012May 5Jul 2012
paloma66
I Wanna Do That Poem

I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai...

optimisticme4824May 2010May 5May 2010
jazzy75
Super Heroes Poem

Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!...

mcradloff5332Feb 2011May 5Feb 2011
mcradloff
limerick nantucket by the sea Poem

limerick (nantucket by the sea)it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucke...

Unknown5586Jan 2011May 5Jan 2011
Unknown
MY only GUY at night Poem

MY only GUY..at night..:")I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol...

thesunandthesea91725Feb 2011May 5Feb 2011
Ladybee42
The 3 legged duck Poem

~The 3 legged duck~:) ha i love it, cheers all....

Bentlee1,11216Aug 2009May 5Mar 2021
Bentlee
Cliche Poem

Cliche'A "mini-rant."...

amahlala70215Aug 2010May 5Sep 2010
amahlala
Purple Poem

PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie...

Taz02743963Feb 2017May 5Mar 2017
Purpledragon64
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7960Sep 2015May 5
karma Poem

karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on...

Nuwahri615040Jan 2014May 5
I need samples a limerick Poem

I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a...

thesunandthesea78411Jan 2011May 5Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
Cowboy Astrological Signs Poem

Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll....

ReaderOfSouls2730Feb 2022May 5
Hunter Limerick Poem

Hunter LimerickLimerick...

boyshchrm63075Jan 2011May 5Feb 2011
SCatlyn
Verbosity Poem

VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o...

iluvisis15423Aug 2013May 5Aug 2013
Macduff5

Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself....

bcjenny2702Oct 2022May 5Oct 2022
Luvcelia
6months to live Poem

6months to liveoh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse...

kickit2258010Sep 2011May 5Sep 2011
kickit22
cruciverbalist Poem

cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)...

agoodguy2have5231Mar 2010May 5Mar 2010
gnj4u
wandering man limerick Poem

wandering man limerickThere was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pur...

Unknown5764Jan 2011May 5Jan 2011
Unknown
Victorsfmallare4522Sep 2011May 5Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
shadow195050419Mar 2013May 5May 2013
shadow1950
The wizards potion Poem

The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri...

cafetwo201053212Jun 2014May 5Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Its True I tells Ya Poem

It's True I tells YaIf you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and de...

Unknown2982Oct 2012May 5Oct 2012
Unknown
CS women have treated us guys unfairly Poem

CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into...

cafetwo20105684Nov 2016May 5Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
Damaged goods Poem

Damaged goodsA lil something lol...

madtat2959114Jul 2013May 5Apr 2020
Unknown
CRUEL RAIN Poem

CRUEL RAINIts rained for days i'm locked in...

EXRED49113Aug 2019May 5Aug 2019
EXRED
Sing along Poem

Sing alongla la la la la...

Oceanzest5633Aug 2021May 5Aug 2021
Letstalkitover
Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234363Jul 2013May 5Jul 2013
shadow1950
Slow Torture Poem

Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you...

gardenhackle4088Aug 2010May 5Aug 2010
sophiasummer
Joke Poem

JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th...

steve12234927Feb 2014May 5Feb 2014
Angel04
Animal jokes Poem

Animal jokesBrighten your day...

Oceanzest2986Jun 2022May 5Jul 2022
godsprincess
Gossip Poem

GossipThe dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most importan...

Unknown2110Dec 2020May 5
Innocent love Poem

Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away...

Jokerman734054Oct 2013May 5Oct 2013
Unknown

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