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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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the decline of Nantucketsee, I've a bit of a potty mouth...... | hedistuff | 569 | 2 | Jan 2011 | May 6 | Jan 2011 Macduff5 |
get someringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.... | kickit22 | 443 | 9 | Aug 2011 | May 6 | Aug 2011 Macduff5 |
"HIM"...............(LOL)The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 526 | 16 | Oct 2010 | May 6 | Mar 2011 andrew149 |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 434 | 1 | May 2015 | May 6 | May 2015 peachmelba |
~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room c... | breathless22 | 255 | 2 | Sep 2011 | May 6 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical... | socrates44 | 1,015 | 10 | Dec 2013 | May 6 | Feb 2014 socrates44 |
Life is a StruggleSmile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days........ | Unknown | 336 | 10 | Aug 2011 | May 6 | Aug 2011 niah9 |
Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: | wisemandy | 455 | 0 | Sep 2011 | May 6 | |
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~... | breathless22 | 410 | 6 | Nov 2011 | May 6 | Nov 2011 breathless22 |
Ode to Online DatingJust penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!... | ImagineLove | 455 | 11 | Jul 2014 | May 6 | Aug 2014 Ziusudra |
Non Illegitimi Carborundum...???...... | Earlgreytea | 505 | 10 | Mar 2010 | May 6 | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
Wifi LoveHad to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi... | Unknown | 871 | 4 | Jun 2009 | May 6 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Weather ReportJust for fun.... | Unknown | 418 | 3 | Jul 2010 | May 6 | Jul 2010 hedistuff |
HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p... | morgen90210 | 543 | 6 | Apr 2013 | May 6 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
enunciation wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!... | agoodguy2have | 427 | 6 | Dec 2010 | May 6 | Dec 2010 aware3 |
Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.... | Yankee4you | 669 | 4 | Sep 2013 | May 6 | Sep 2013 darkhorse555 |
Laughter & JoyLaughter really is a great medicine... | Happychatty1 | 819 | 16 | Nov 2017 | May 6 | Nov 30 Happychatty1 |
Slightly CloudySlightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered... | fjamesj9701 | 965 | 16 | Sep 2013 | May 6 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Jack the Lada hopefully lighted hearted twist... | shadow1950 | 492 | 12 | Feb 2013 | May 6 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to... | steve1223 | 707 | 7 | Oct 2012 | May 6 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
Sparkle (a cats tail)Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next th... | Unknown | 280 | 2 | Jul 2011 | May 6 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
beardbearrrrrrrrrrrds... | morison4642 | 219 | 0 | May 2013 | May 6 | |
Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...... | Hekamaat | 927 | 17 | Mar 2011 | May 6 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
Little Red Riding HoodIngredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding H... | steve1223 | 546 | 10 | Mar 2012 | May 6 | Mar 2012 steve1223 |
On and On and On She GoesI must be a terrible person.... | doglover14 | 454 | 11 | Apr 2020 | May 6 | Apr 2020 doglover14 |
Iwannabeahadeda...Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...... | Earlgreytea | 338 | 2 | Mar 2010 | May 6 | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 922 | 16 | Dec 2014 | May 6 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
PossessedKG thanks for the idea... | adjhe | 311 | 2 | Nov 2012 | May 6 | Nov 2012 adjhe |
She was only the vicars daughter.......lol.....xxx....Andrew... | andrew149 | 3,467 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 6 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre... | reguiny2006 | 471 | 6 | Aug 2013 | May 6 | Aug 2013 reguiny2006 |
How dead is dead?The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to... | cafetwo2010 | 484 | 4 | Jan 2012 | May 6 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Ode To Thee CSOde to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.... | adjhe | 595 | 10 | Jul 2012 | May 6 | Jul 2012 adjhe |
Warning!The drug commercials!!!... | Unknown | 488 | 7 | Jul 2010 | May 6 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~... | ImagineLove | 640 | 14 | Nov 2014 | May 6 | Nov 2014 ImagineLove |
CS Poet's: I need adviceOk, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 878 | 9 | Aug 2012 | May 6 | Aug 2012 Unknown |
duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 435 | 10 | May 2013 | May 6 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BONDJust tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx... | andrew149 | 577 | 18 | Apr 2011 | May 6 | Jun 2011 Redex |
WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but... | optimisticme | 269 | 1 | Jan 2022 | May 6 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Knowing you...Knowing me...I think I'm a little bored...or mad!... | orientalkoru | 688 | 6 | Aug 2014 | May 6 | Sep 2014 orientalkoru |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 388 | 4 | Aug 2010 | May 6 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
The rush job poema quicky..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 592 | 1 | Apr 2012 | May 6 | Apr 2012 CloudySky |
Fire SalePerched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit... | Unknown | 451 | 8 | Feb 2013 | May 6 | Mar 2013 Unknown |
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