Wilbur had some terrible allergies to cats
After going to the doc’ for some testing
He finally knew where he was at
“Oh” says Wilbur “what will I ever do with Barny and Lulu”
“Well” says his neighbor Pete, “Let’s chat”
“I know where you can get a lazy dog real cheap”
“Oh” Wilbur said…”But only if you trade for my cats”
“Hmmm Pete said, “Guess I’ll have to think on that”
And added, “Maybe a lazy dog is better off to keep”
Wilbur wagered, "Well he ain't been much good around your sheep"
"That's true" said Pete, "Didn't I say real cheap?"