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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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a mad week in the mountainsi almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its... | darkhorse555 | 813 | 30 | May 2014 | Apr 29 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
Towering WinoDon't dream about this guy :)... | Oceanzest | 272 | 0 | Aug 2020 | Apr 29 | |
A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.... | Macduff5 | 473 | 5 | Mar 2017 | Apr 29 | Mar 2017 southmiami4321 |
KISSING COUSINSCan you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate... | Unknown | 1,005 | 9 | Mar 2012 | Apr 29 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
The Achy Breaky Jones to the BoneWe have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.... | Unknown | 299 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 29 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Southern SantaSanta's equivalent... | Oceanzest | 307 | 5 | Dec 2022 | Apr 29 | Dec 2022 Oceanzest |
LikeJust playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)... | wisemandy | 574 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Apr 28 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
a mountain viewjust because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!... | agoodguy2have | 578 | 10 | Apr 2010 | Apr 28 | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
little blackbirdplease don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it... | Unknown | 290 | 2 | Nov 2011 | Apr 28 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Frogs LamentHad to give the frogs right of reply... | steve1223 | 714 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...... | agoodguy2have | 497 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Apr 28 | Mar 2011 Macduff5 |
while we are at itcoupla bear jokes..... | Oceanzest | 253 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Apr 28 | Feb 2022 Mizzy4 |
The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a... | Unknown | 565 | 3 | Jun 2010 | Apr 28 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her... | steve1223 | 501 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Apr 28 | Oct 2013 Poetnumber1 |
Lousy poemPlease help disparage this poem..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 614 | 14 | May 2012 | Apr 28 | May 2012 cafetwo2010 |
NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down... | Unknown | 301 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Apr 28 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Death bed jokespotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video... | Oceanzest | 252 | 1 | Sep 2020 | Apr 28 | Sep 2020 southmiami4321 |
Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the... | steve1223 | 488 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Apr 28 | |
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these... | fjamesj9701 | 551 | 7 | May 2013 | Apr 28 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
OMG worst poem ever challengeCan anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL... | adjhe | 587 | 20 | May 2012 | Apr 28 | May 2012 adjhe |
My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell... | steve1223 | 377 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Apr 28 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
The HandI think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so... | steve1223 | 399 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Apr 28 | Oct 2011 Poetnumber1 |
The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.... | Unknown | 452 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Apr 28 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!... | MotorMouse | 460 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Apr 28 | |
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho... | steve1223 | 442 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 28 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to... | mmichaelm | 454 | 5 | May 2010 | Apr 28 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 554 | 0 | Nov 2014 | Apr 28 | |
on line todayhumoristic inspiration...... | lorentz | 238 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Morning DesireHaving 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the CO... | Unknown | 380 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Apr 28 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
I know it's wrong but I must have youIt's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.... | moongirl1 | 447 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Apr 28 | Mar 2013 madtat29 |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 895 | 8 | Nov 2014 | Apr 28 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 553 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 28 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY |
Shadow People (5 7 5)Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!... | ImagineLove | 561 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Apr 28 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".... | gardenhackle | 723 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Apr 28 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
................................................... | CuspofMagic | 476 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Apr 28 | |
Death The MusicalWell Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back... | fjamesj9701 | 622 | 15 | Aug 2011 | Apr 28 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.... | Unknown | 484 | 8 | Aug 2012 | Apr 28 | Sep 2012 Yankee4you |
Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror... | Jonathanpeba | 495 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Apr 28 | Oct 2014 moongirl1 |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 445 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 28 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf... | Oceanzest | 305 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Apr 28 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that... | thesunandthesea | 1,468 | 23 | Apr 2011 | Apr 28 | Apr 2011 Fellsman |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | mcradloff | 734 | 12 | Apr 2013 | Apr 28 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
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