Newest Humor Poems (1,876)

Easy LivingWrote this 6-9-2023. I thought of writing something Rock off a scale of the days of yore of Rock! Perhaps something like a modern-day oldie with rock,...

Life is GreatAint life funny especially these days lol....

Are You Willing?Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I...

VegasI wrote this in 1973 in Florida...

Someone'sAbout sums up my day. ??...

English pluralsThese English rules......

Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D...

Southern SantaSanta's equivalent...

Horse jokesThere's something about horses.....

All you needok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!...

Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself....

CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was....

When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this).....

My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be...

Silly RhymeJust having fun with rhymes.......

Words Of Love Act: 1I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across....

Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i...

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)...

The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs).........

The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke...

PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA...

Animal jokesBrighten your day...

my life's essentialssenryu...

Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'...

Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin...

Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can...

Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr...

ListI've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!...

Really, it's only paper anyway!I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?,...

Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai...

Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty...

Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L...

Dedicated to the dayfilling in time, Happy Easter all...