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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days... | Unknown | 211 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
The Race!We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!... | Unknown | 632 | 12 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
PossessedKG thanks for the idea... | adjhe | 311 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 adjhe |
Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit... | fjamesj9701 | 906 | 6 | Nov 2012 | Apr 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Steve 1223 look for long time womanTribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..... | cafetwo2010 | 723 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Jun 2019 madtat29 |
Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night... | morgen90210 | 468 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 morgen90210 |
Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long... | tiswas1945 | 347 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 DagOne |
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)Mother Goose would flip over this.... | studecar | 769 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Jan 2013 studecar |
You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g... | Happygolucky4u | 724 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m... | Unknown | 356 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.... | Unknown | 249 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 260 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted... | steve1223 | 547 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...... | madtat29 | 1,777 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 madtat29 |
Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin... | umfazi | 266 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.... | hedistuff | 630 | 8 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a... | umfazi | 328 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g... | umfazi | 281 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 studecar |
i love youi was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem... | funfairontour1 | 259 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
RhymeHow do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large... | Unknown | 260 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Ladybee42 |
Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food... | steve1223 | 449 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 steve1223 |
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,... | morgen90210 | 713 | 11 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2016 morgen90210 |
Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!... | mcradloff | 556 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
That US Presidential ElectionI thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.... | Unknown | 456 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
ItalianFor your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and le... | adjhe | 323 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Jan 2013 adjhe |
There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu... | lisaofflorida64 | 401 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,127 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her... | hedistuff | 592 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues... | Unknown | 369 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Ma & Pa...........episode lVContinue'n on !... | Unknown | 377 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues... | Unknown | 336 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex |
Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks... | Unknown | 367 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex |
Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.... | Unknown | 408 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 838 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 418 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.... | mcradloff | 777 | 7 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 583 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru |
Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads... | steve1223 | 499 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 steve1223 |
The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !... | Unknown | 510 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.... | Unknown | 923 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t... | HuggerMan4U | 402 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 HuggerMan4U |
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h... | Unknown | 289 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
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