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Training team oh we did have a scream Poem

Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days...

Unknown2110Nov 2012
The Race Poem

The Race!We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!...

Unknown63212Nov 2012Dec 2012
Unknown
Possessed Poem

PossessedKG thanks for the idea...

adjhe3112Nov 2012Nov 2012
adjhe
Nothing Overlooked Poem

Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit...

fjamesj97019066Nov 2012Apr 2013
fjamesj9701
Steve 1223 look for long time woman Poem

Steve 1223 look for long time womanTribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny.....

cafetwo20107235Nov 2012Jun 2019
madtat29
Hey guess what Poem

Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night...

morgen902104684Nov 2012Nov 2012
morgen90210
Hospital Poem

Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long...

tiswas19453471Nov 2012Nov 2012
DagOne
LITTLE BO PEEP has gained her keep Poem

LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)Mother Goose would flip over this....

studecar7691Nov 2012Jan 2013
studecar
You Have Been Replaced Poem

You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g...

Happygolucky4u7245Nov 2012Nov 2012
Fellsman
After all were just human Poem

After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m...

Unknown3562Nov 2012Nov 2012
mcradloff
Silly rhyme Poem

Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love....

Unknown2493Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Jack and Jill Poem

Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill......

Nils53862600Nov 2012
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People Poem

Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted...

steve12235473Nov 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Alien limerick Poem

Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts......

madtat291,7774Nov 2012Dec 2012
madtat29
Big Red Motorbike Poem

Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin...

umfazi2660Nov 2012
a bit stern though moments Poem

a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share....

hedistuff6308Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Ani mules Poem

Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a...

umfazi3280Nov 2012
Hotel Astoria Poem

Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g...

umfazi2812Nov 2012Nov 2012
studecar
i love you Poem

i love youi was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem...

funfairontour12592Nov 2012Nov 2012
Fellsman
Rhyme Poem

RhymeHow do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large...

Unknown2603Nov 2012Nov 2012
Ladybee42
Young Drakonius Poem

Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food...

steve12234494Nov 2012Nov 2012
steve1223
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style Poem

Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,...

morgen9021071311Nov 2012Nov 2016
morgen90210
Funeral for an Amoeba Poem

Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!...

mcradloff5562Nov 2012Nov 2012
mcradloff
That US Presidential Election Poem

That US Presidential ElectionI thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica....

Unknown4563Nov 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Italian Poem

ItalianFor your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and le...

adjhe3232Oct 2012Jan 2013
adjhe
There once was a man Poem

There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu...

lisaofflorida644015Oct 2012Nov 2012
lisaofflorida64
Limerick Jack Spratt Poem

Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat....

studecar1,1275Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
limerick for a fuddy duddy Poem

limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her...

hedistuff5924Oct 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Maw Paw episode V Poem

Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues...

Unknown3692Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Unknown3772Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Ma Pa episode lll Poem

Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues...

Unknown3361Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Ma Pa episode ll Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks...

Unknown3671Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Ma Pa episode l Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental....

Unknown4082Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick A Woman From Texas Poem

Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus...

studecar8385Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
There once was Poem

There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her...

Unknown4181Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Frankensteins Diary Poem

Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....

mcradloff7777Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
limerick challenge Poem

limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela....

Unknown5839Oct 2012Oct 2012
orientalkoru
Modern Romance Poem

Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads...

steve12234992Oct 2012Oct 2012
steve1223
The Story of the Three Little Moles Poem

The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !...

Unknown5105Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate Poem

Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you....

Unknown9239Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
The Night Before Thanksgiving Poem

The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t...

HuggerMan4U4023Oct 2012Oct 2012
HuggerMan4U
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diffrent Poem

This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h...

Unknown2893Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown

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