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My Beloved Poem

My BelovedA fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra...

steve122375917Jun 2012Jun 2012
steve1223
KNOWING Poem

KNOWING..."... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain un...

Earlgreytea83110Jun 2012Jun 2012
Earlgreytea
brief affair Poem

brief affairthanks John...

hedistuff8854Jun 2012Aug 2012
orientalkoru
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Poem

The Sun Worshipping PreacherInspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them....

mcradloff65611Jun 2012Jun 2012
mcradloff
Hurry Up Poem

Hurry UpNothing at all... :))))...

Yankee4you6903Jun 2012Oct 2017
Happychatty1
OOH WOMEN Poem

OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy...

Unknown6225Jun 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Poem

Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th...

mcradloff6400Jun 2012
Miss You Poem

Miss You.Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt........

Unknown3911Jun 2012Jun 2012
jazzy75
Lovers want presence Poem

Lover's want presenceImpressions..and another pot of coffee.lol....

cafetwo201064410Jun 2012Jun 2012
jazzy75
New License Plates Poem

New License PlatesSome are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was....

mcradloff6135May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
What No Taco Poem

What No Taco!!!What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by no...

narr94032May 2012May 2012
morgen90210
Hilda Poem

Hilda...My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight.......

edolly3380May 2012
Sir Kickit the Great Poem

Sir Kickit the GreatA needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!...

cafetwo201056510May 2012Jun 2012
Ahyra
Poem 3 Poem

Poem #3OMG! I think I better run! lol....

cafetwo201066614May 2012May 2012
trurorob
She broke Mr Fixit Poem

She broke Mr. FixitI'm your handiman..call me.lol....

cafetwo201076913May 2012May 2012
Ahyra
By the River Poem

By the RiverDown by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For h...

steve122361910May 2012Jun 2012
Poetnumber1
public announcement Poem

public announcementno your right not a poem but ahhhh what the...

kickit227477May 2012May 2012
kickit22
Thutan Kahan Poem

Thutan KahanTranslated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)...

steve12234332May 2012May 2012
steve1223
Man a pause Poem

Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows......

morgen902106360May 2012
LIFE Lift me up Poem

~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol...

Now121214103May 2012May 2012
elo69
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket Poem

50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....

mcradloff76114May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Sampling Men Poem

Sampling Menhow often we forget that men get used also...

Unknown3102May 2012May 2012
CloudySky
A country tango Poem

A country tangojust having fun with words...

kickit2272421May 2012May 2012
kickit22
Champagne shootout Poem

Champagne shootout!Just an amusing sidelight..lol...

cafetwo20108774May 2012May 2012
cafetwo2010
Egg Head Poem

Egg Headjust one of those days.lol.....

kickit221,02821May 2012May 2012
Poetnumber1
If you can feel this Poem

If you can feel this..It's all about Monday!...

cafetwo20106484May 2012May 2012
Maxeen_1
I Said Coffee Poem

I Said Coffee2007 Pushcart Prize nominee...

Unknown2558May 2012May 2012
Unknown
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE Poem

Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said...

studecar6141May 2012May 2012
lucy1777
In Answer to the Worst Poems Poem

In Answer to the Worst PoemsWhat can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing....

moongirl14531May 2012Mar 2013
madtat29
Thunk Worst poem Poem

Thunk (Worst poem)A piece of slop..lol....

cafetwo20106116May 2012May 2012
adjhe
Toe Jam Kitty Worst Poem Challenge Poem

"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!...

swade77775616May 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
worst poem

worst poemhad I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closin...

hedistuff5145May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
worse poem challenge 2nd attempt Poem

worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM...

kickit225638May 2012May 2012
kickit22
captain morgan worse poem ever challange Poem

captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol.....

kickit2283311May 2012Aug 2019
morgen90210
OMG worst poem ever challenge Poem

OMG worst poem ever challengeCan anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL...

adjhe58720May 2012May 2012
adjhe
cafetwo20105776May 2012May 2012
Macduff5
Mailbox women Poem

Mailbox womenTribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol...

cafetwo20107283May 2012May 2012
niah9
Lousy poem

Lousy poemPlease help disparage this poem..lol...

cafetwo201061414May 2012May 2012
cafetwo2010
Limerick atheist Poem

Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words...

studecar1,0564May 2012May 2012
CloudySky
Limerick Kent a reprint from long ago Poem

Limerick - Kent a reprint from long agothis limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not....

studecar5181Apr 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Knight of Gimmemoor Poem

Knight of GimmemoorAn entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much...

Yankee4you7259Apr 2012Apr 2012
Fellsman
Limerick Banty Poem

Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the...

studecar5333Apr 2012Apr 2012
lucy1777

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