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Code red Poem

Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on...

optimisticme4811May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Ah well Poem

Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on...

optimisticme5302May 2010May 2010
Unknown
cure for a broken heart Poem

cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s...

caroljoyce50910May 2010May 2010
hedistuff
Come in Scotty Poem

Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a...

optimisticme5143May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
I love Emoticon Creatures Poem

I love Emoticon-Creatures...I wrote this just for fun......

freetraveller6316May 2010Sep 2014
ImagineLove
The Publisher Is Not Responsible Poem

The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected....

Dagosto5316May 2010May 2010
Dagosto
Positively negative Poem

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4110May 2010
god help me Poem

god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to...

mmichaelm4545May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
magician politician Poem

magician politicianlike they say..."vote early...vote often!"...

agoodguy2have3666May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
a limerick dream Poem

a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks....

agoodguy2have3426May 2010May 2010
Pinkpoetress
The end is nigh Poem

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3960May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
How It Works Poem

How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women....

Unknown3502May 2010May 2010
Unknown
A Kilt Poem

A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts....

Unknown3550May 2010
The Row Poem

The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang...

caroljoyce4448May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Breakfast at a Diner Poem

Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this....

Unknown3192May 2010May 2010
Unknown
Candy Pt 1 2 Poem

Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after....

Unknown3050May 2010
I Wanna Do That Poem

I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai...

optimisticme4824May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
The Neighbours Poem

The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?...

optimisticme4452May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
Secretarys Memo Poem

Secretary's MemoSecretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly dru...

optimisticme4332May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Me and You Poem

Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity...

optimisticme4462May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Very silly poem number 3 Poem

Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx...

jac3795072May 2010May 2010
jac379
very silly poem number 2 Poem

very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke......

jac3796357May 2010May 2010
optimisticme
Very silly poem number 1 Poem

Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi...

jac3797176May 2010Jan 2014
studecar
The State Of Play Poem

The State Of PlayWhats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the gam...

optimisticme4482May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Owww my aching head Poem

Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up...

optimisticme4414May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Wine box Blues Poem

Wine-box BluesStandard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously...

Unknown3713May 2010May 2010
Unknown
The Teacher Learneth Poem

The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu...

optimisticme4424May 2010May 2010
Earlgreytea
Meltdown Poem

Meltdown!???????Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word i...

optimisticme4512May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Shes a Winner Poem

-She's a Winner!We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stan...

optimisticme3802May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
My Diagnosis Poem

My Diagnosis!Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play,...

optimisticme5224Apr 2010May 2010
hedistuff
Total Rubbish Poem

Total Rubbish!Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!...

optimisticme4334Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have
You Show Me Yours Poem

You Show Me Yours!Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big,...

optimisticme4994Apr 2010Apr 2010
jazzy75
fishin lines Poem

fishin' linesanybody got a hook?...

agoodguy2have53812Apr 2010May 2010
Unknown
A relevent irreverance LOL Poem

A relevent irreverance....(LOL)A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx...

andrew14966816Apr 2010Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Sleepless Poem

SleeplessA sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As sta...

Unknown5466Apr 2010May 2010
Unknown
and heres one weirder still Poem

...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated....

BeneathePines7446Apr 2010Oct 2014
SCatlyn
Bee in kitchen save me REWARD Poem

Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARDThere is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me........

caroljoyce58422Apr 2010Mar 2011
niah9
Winning Ways Poem

Winning WaysI'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till...

optimisticme4022Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have
Reward for Information Poem

Reward for Information!I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, hea...

optimisticme4515Apr 2010Apr 2010
caroljoyce
Surrender To John Poem

Surrender (To John)I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I...

caroljoyce57113Apr 2010Oct 2010
MaybBaby
The Lady Poem

The LadyThe Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, t...

optimisticme4243Apr 2010Apr 2010
Ladybee42
OH jOHN Poem

OH jOHNThere is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, i...

caroljoyce4782Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have

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