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Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on... | optimisticme | 481 | 1 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on... | optimisticme | 530 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s... | caroljoyce | 509 | 10 | May 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a... | optimisticme | 514 | 3 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
I love Emoticon-Creatures...I wrote this just for fun...... | freetraveller | 631 | 6 | May 2010 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.... | Dagosto | 531 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Dagosto |
Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr... | optimisticme | 411 | 0 | May 2010 | |
god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to... | mmichaelm | 454 | 5 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
magician politicianlike they say..."vote early...vote often!"... | agoodguy2have | 366 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.... | agoodguy2have | 342 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Pinkpoetress |
The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a... | optimisticme | 396 | 0 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | May 2010 | |
The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang... | caroljoyce | 444 | 8 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.... | Unknown | 319 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 305 | 0 | May 2010 | |
I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai... | optimisticme | 482 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?... | optimisticme | 445 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
Secretary's MemoSecretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly dru... | optimisticme | 433 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity... | optimisticme | 446 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx... | jac379 | 507 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jac379 |
very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...... | jac379 | 635 | 7 | May 2010 | May 2010 optimisticme |
Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi... | jac379 | 717 | 6 | May 2010 | Jan 2014 studecar |
The State Of PlayWhats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the gam... | optimisticme | 448 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up... | optimisticme | 441 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Wine-box BluesStandard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously... | Unknown | 371 | 3 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu... | optimisticme | 442 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 Earlgreytea |
Meltdown!???????Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word i... | optimisticme | 451 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
-She's a Winner!We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stan... | optimisticme | 380 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
My Diagnosis!Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play,... | optimisticme | 522 | 4 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
Total Rubbish!Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!... | optimisticme | 433 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
You Show Me Yours!Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big,... | optimisticme | 499 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
fishin' linesanybody got a hook?... | agoodguy2have | 538 | 12 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
A relevent irreverance....(LOL)A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx... | andrew149 | 668 | 16 | Apr 2010 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
SleeplessA sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As sta... | Unknown | 546 | 6 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated.... | BeneathePines | 744 | 6 | Apr 2010 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARDThere is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me........ | caroljoyce | 584 | 22 | Apr 2010 | Mar 2011 niah9 |
Winning WaysI'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till... | optimisticme | 402 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
Reward for Information!I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, hea... | optimisticme | 451 | 5 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 caroljoyce |
Surrender (To John)I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I... | caroljoyce | 571 | 13 | Apr 2010 | Oct 2010 MaybBaby |
The LadyThe Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, t... | optimisticme | 424 | 3 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Ladybee42 |
OH jOHNThere is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, i... | caroljoyce | 478 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
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