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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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A grown-up kidThis was first written for my son and keeps changing... | yaspark | 508 | 10 | May 2019 | May 2019 yaspark |
the "Raven"the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I... | walRU | 319 | 4 | May 2019 | May 2019 walRU |
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.... | Don_Fred | 436 | 2 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 EXRED |
ballad of a backwards playing jukeboxI'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat an... | walRU | 454 | 14 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 walRU |
Spring MixInspired by spring... | yaspark | 1,136 | 13 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 yaspark |
canderelYour just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the... | vikingvixen | 304 | 0 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Unknown |
Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol... | Happychatty1 | 562 | 11 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Happychatty1 |
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles... | GingerGee | 317 | 2 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 GingerGee |
IFThe importance of such a little word...... | GingerGee | 428 | 6 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 WILDANDREADY |
Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.... | mcradloff | 292 | 0 | Mar 2019 | |
Gnome aching things right.A little fun with the sprinkler...... | GingerGee | 365 | 1 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Bluesky60 |
Angel Child.Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your siste... | GingerGee | 457 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 yaspark |
A rowdy rideHappy New Year to the poetry page folk!... | yaspark | 1,200 | 6 | Dec 2018 | Jan 2019 yaspark |
the other daydamn tree, and its roots... | methuzelah | 300 | 0 | Dec 2018 | |
Doctor jokesMerry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes... | Oceanzest | 428 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 BeneathePines |
~ Hear the Children Singing ~~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!... | Unknown | 355 | 2 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Unknown |
Bottle of Love (A Saga)First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style... | trurorob | 742 | 15 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2020 godsprincess |
Mandela EffectMandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers sti... | EyeLook4U | 337 | 1 | Nov 2018 | Jun 2019 morgen90210 |
The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M... | EyeLook4U | 295 | 0 | Nov 2018 | |
~ Lie to Me ~Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol... | Unknown | 475 | 6 | Oct 2018 | May 2020 godsprincess |
CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 316 | 0 | Oct 2018 | |
Dilemma LemonI got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon... | EyeLook4U | 1,242 | 0 | Sep 2018 | |
INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.... | BobbyC1348 | 398 | 0 | Aug 2018 | |
MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.... | BobbyC1348 | 763 | 2 | Aug 2018 | Sep 2018 BobbyC1348 |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 467 | 11 | Aug 2018 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.... | Oceanzest | 481 | 1 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 godsprincess |
That is MeWell, That is me........ | SkyGoogle | 309 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe... | lovecanbereal | 592 | 4 | Jan 2018 | Feb 2018 lovecanbereal |
Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet... | nonsmoker | 429 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the... | Contreeashell | 401 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant... | Contreeashell | 390 | 2 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 Contreeashell |
Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke... | Oceanzest | 384 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour..... | Oceanzest | 443 | 1 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 K_Ann_70 |
**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 313 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the... | Happychatty1 | 540 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!... | Happychatty1 | 690 | 5 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script... | elo69 | 528 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 lindsyjones |
O Gee, I guess...A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL... | AnoniAmos | 436 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 AnoniAmos |
A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J.... | AnoniAmos | 538 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
NO MORE FREEBIRD (Listen to Freebird as you sing along)There was a discussion on a band page about how entertainers are tired of being asked to sing Freebird while they are setting up. So I wrote... "Freeb... | AnoniAmos | 368 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
Laughter & JoyLaughter really is a great medicine... | Happychatty1 | 819 | 16 | Nov 2017 | Nov 30 Happychatty1 |
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!... | Buffybear | 495 | 2 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 Redex |
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