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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow... | steve1223 | 355 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 madtat29 |
"Candy Crush"Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest... | IvoryPetals | 393 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.... | morgen90210 | 513 | 2 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt... | steve1223 | 349 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones... | steve1223 | 477 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
If I Could BeA bit of silliness... | steve1223 | 403 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays... | steve1223 | 475 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o... | iluvisis1 | 542 | 3 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 Macduff5 |
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi... | morgen90210 | 449 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodygu... | morgen90210 | 529 | 7 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him... | steve1223 | 406 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 shadow1950 |
Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the... | steve1223 | 488 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
Star Universejust having fun in free verse... | morgen90210 | 587 | 11 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre... | reguiny2006 | 471 | 6 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 reguiny2006 |
The DanceJust a little fun... | CloudySky | 574 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 studecar |
LGI knew they had a life of their own... | steve1223 | 441 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 madtat29 |
My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik... | steve1223 | 771 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person... | steve1223 | 361 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist... | steve1223 | 303 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g... | steve1223 | 448 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in... | steve1223 | 411 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
Damaged goodsA lil something lol... | madtat29 | 591 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Apr 2020 Unknown |
She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.... | 2725dl | 520 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling... | steve1223 | 382 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 mr1983 |
Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 436 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.... | DividedHeart | 216 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)... | DividedHeart | 229 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'... | Nuwahri61 | 548 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 soulgoddess |
funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in... | Unknown | 198 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Unknown |
The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013... | john17021984 | 404 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 john17021984 |
My other halfJust rolling some numbers around in my head...... | madtat29 | 711 | 12 | Jul 2013 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 724 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!... | kickit22 | 875 | 8 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Poetnumber1 |
the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD... | kickit22 | 779 | 6 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh... | morgen90210 | 470 | 5 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 morgen90210 |
30 Seconds To Door Close.Eyes connect... | 2725dl | 743 | 7 | Jun 2013 | Aug 2013 Unknown |
Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop.... | 2725dl | 660 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting.... | 2725dl | 592 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.... | 2725dl | 580 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......... | 2725dl | 577 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 nonsmoker |
No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station.... | 2725dl | 540 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"... | GMS75 | 549 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 GMS75 |
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