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The Last Thing Poem

The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow...

steve12233551Sep 2013Sep 2013
madtat29
Candy Crush Poem

"Candy Crush"Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest...

IvoryPetals3931Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Big mouth Poem

Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much....

morgen902105132Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Epitaph Poem

EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt...

steve12233492Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555
Mathematics Poem

MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones...

steve12234772Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
If I Could Be Poem

If I Could BeA bit of silliness...

steve12234030Aug 2013
In The Jungle Poem

In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays...

steve12234752Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Verbosity Poem

VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o...

iluvisis15423Aug 2013Aug 2013
Macduff5
Do the chicken dance EpisodeII Poem

Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi...

morgen902104494Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Do the Bogeyman Episode I Mark trilogy Poem

Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodygu...

morgen902105297Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Listen Son Poem

Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him...

steve12234062Aug 2013Aug 2013
shadow1950
Good Morning Darling Poem

Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the...

steve12234880Aug 2013
Star Universe Poem

Star Universejust having fun in free verse...

morgen9021058711Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Egypt 1951 Poem

Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre...

reguiny20064716Aug 2013Aug 2013
reguiny2006
The Dance Poem

The DanceJust a little fun...

CloudySky5744Aug 2013Aug 2013
studecar
LG Poem

LGI knew they had a life of their own...

steve12234410Aug 2013Aug 2013
madtat29
My Sweet Lover Poem

My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik...

steve12237712Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555
Rorschach Poem

RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person...

steve12233610Aug 2013
The Tale of Isobella Poem

The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist...

steve12233031Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
The Day After Yesterday Poem

The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g...

steve12234482Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
I Must Have You Poem

I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in...

steve12234113Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
Damaged goods Poem

Damaged goodsA lil something lol...

madtat2959114Jul 2013Apr 2020
Unknown
She Leaves Poem

She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by....

2725dl5201Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
Death In My Room Poem

Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling...

steve12233820Jul 2013Jul 2013
mr1983
Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234363Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
Gone Fishing Part 2 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once....

DividedHeart2162Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Gone Fishing Part 1 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)...

DividedHeart2292Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
chocoholic SGs challenge Poem

chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'...

Nuwahri615483Jul 2013Jul 2013
soulgoddess
funny Poem

funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in...

Unknown1982Jul 2013Jul 2013
Unknown
The Not So Perfect Woman Poem

The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013...

john170219844041Jul 2013Jul 2013
john17021984
My other half Poem

My other halfJust rolling some numbers around in my head......

madtat2971112Jul 2013Feb 2014
madtat29
I could tell Poem

I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol....

cafetwo201072414Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
the worst of times Poem

the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!...

kickit228758Jul 2013Jul 2013
Poetnumber1
the best of times Poem

the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD...

kickit227796Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
I caught Poem

I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh...

morgen902104705Jun 2013Jun 2013
morgen90210
2725dl7437Jun 2013Aug 2013
Unknown
Luas Platform Poem

Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop....

2725dl6604Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
He Asked She Asked Poem

He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting....

2725dl5924Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
Next Stop Poem

Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams....

2725dl5800Jun 2013
A Dublin Bus Station Poem

A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!..........

2725dl5773Jun 2013Jun 2013
nonsmoker
No Smoking Poem

No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station....

2725dl5400Jun 2013
If Violets were Red Poem

If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"...

GMS755492Jun 2013Jun 2013
GMS75

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