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a woman of letters Poem

a woman of lettersand she was headed to port too......

agoodguy2have69815Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
My Round Poem

My Round!Cheers!...

Unknown4138Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
a love match Poem

a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)...

agoodguy2have5489Jul 2010Aug 2010
optimisticme
Inscrutable Poem

Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx...

andrew1494304Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
I M 4 U R O F L M A O Poem

I M 4 U - R O F L M A OTo all my friends on CSPC......

Unknown4668Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
ROE Poem

ROEJust a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard....

gardenhackle3422Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Phk Off with Flowers The Poetry Corner Remix Poem

Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner RemixThis is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get...

Unknown69610Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Wish Upon a Ticket Poem

Wish Upon a TicketI buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam......

Unknown3563Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
a poem snack Poem

a poem snackjust a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give mea...

agoodguy2have55716Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Gimme a Shot Poem

Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D...

Unknown3594Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
The Hair Cut Poem

The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers...

Juneau7639Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
HEY Poem

HEY!For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx...

andrew14952010Jul 2010Oct 2010
jeddah12
Western Union Pleeeeeese Poem

Western Union PleeeeeeseOne in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL...

Unknown4998Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
W U I Poem

W. U. I.Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."...

Unknown4639Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
The one that got away Poem

The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away......

Unknown75111Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Swarmin Season Poem

Swarmin' SeasonThe sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's s...

Unknown3883Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
frasier or seinfeld Poem

frasier or seinfeldentertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way...

ironman5784Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
What Am I Poem

What Am I?Tired and Just messing around lol...

Unknown3724Jun 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Running the show Poem

Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates...

ironman3780Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
dreams fare Poem

dreams fareon television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recal...

hedistuff83014Jun 2010Jul 2010
Earlgreytea
untitled Poem

untitledthis poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!...

Unknown2602Jun 2010Jun 2010
Unknown
Alternative Halloween Poem

Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)...

Unknown3226Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Moola Jive Poem

Moola JiveI love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck....

Unknown3301Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
RAPPIN WITH THE MONEY MAN Poem

RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h...

Unknown3022Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
No Sweatin in my Sweats Poem

No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th...

Unknown3202Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
To Be or Not To Be Smoke Free Poem

To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your he...

hedistuff5588Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Silly Stuff Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up Poem

Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched upThe Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across...

caroljoyce49510Jun 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
I Like You Haiku Poem

I Like You, HaikuA haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too....

Unknown3343Jun 2010Jun 2010
Redex
They egged my car Poem

They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?...

Unknown3363Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Silly stuff Mrs Fledgler The Funeral Poem

Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.Well what can I say really???...

caroljoyce61013Jun 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Pattern of Beats Poem

Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives....

Unknown3132Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
The most desirable woman in the world Poem

The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a...

Unknown5653Jun 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
along these lines Poem

along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing...

agoodguy2have4255Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Return of the Admirals Cake Trolley Robs Style Poem

Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s StyleIn fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!...

jazzy751,48423May 2010Feb 2011
jazzy75
spel chak Poem

spel chakwat kin I saay...

agoodguy2have1,26112May 2010Jun 2010
fjamesj9701
Mrs Fledglerss Duty Poem

Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either.....

caroljoyce3468May 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Girl Scouts Poem

Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it......

hedistuff5992May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Hidden Poem

HiddenYou never know what the snow hides....

Unknown3331May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Orange Dream Poem

Orange Dreama silly dream, huh?...

Amenda6372May 2010May 2010
Amenda
Sudden Awakening Poem

Sudden AwakeningPoetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL...

mmichaelm4946May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
WHAT did you say Poem

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5100May 2010
BAR FLY Poem

BAR--FLYa typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy....

Unknown3434May 2010May 2010
Unknown

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