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Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234164Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Early Morning Action Poem

Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe...

steve12233395Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
I Am So In Love With You rewrite of Poetnumber1 Poem

I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my...

steve12234304Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Just one of those days Poem

Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !...

Unknown2874Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Steppin In It hilarious poem Poem

Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao...

soquiliquay4672Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Ode To Poetnumber1 Poem

Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no...

steve12233793Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Kickit Poem

KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit....

steve122354610Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Gypsy Rose Lee Poem

Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo...

steve12234536Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Just Another Day At Work Poem

Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think...

steve12234476Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
cafetwo201070411Sep 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
Wanna Hear a Secret Poem

Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!...

gas_jockey3413Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
SELECTION OF Poem

SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD...

bucky12834Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
botany Poem

botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e...

agoodguy2have7957Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
French Onion Soup Poem

French Onion Soup?Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad....

boyshchrm63918Sep 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Strange but true Poem

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4510Sep 2011
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL Poem

ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........

breathless222952Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
But did we Poem

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5350Sep 2011
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4040Sep 2011
A Terror For The Chickens Fox Version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time....

steve12235093Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Richness of Writting Poem

~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting....

breathless222702Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
A Terror For The Chickens Alternate version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply...

steve12233331Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
A Terror For The Chickens Poem

A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox...

steve12234476Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Nonesense Poem

NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down...

Unknown3013Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE Poem

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

starfire_girl4065Sep 2011Sep 2011
starfire_girl
date with destiny Poem

date with destinycaught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf...

kickit228269Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Ill Put A Spell On You Poem

I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f...

steve12233521Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
My Dog Rover Poem

My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl...

steve12234444Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Did I miss something PART 2 Poem

Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant...

Unknown70813Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Cirque du Poetry Poem

Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem...

steve12234004Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
Monorhyme 2 Poem

Monorhyme 2Just a fun write...

steve12231,0602Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
collection of one liners Poem

collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained....

kickit2251711Aug 2011Sep 2011
Redex
Kissing on the Roadway Poem

Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady....

steve12234388Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Death is Coming for You Poem

Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear...

steve12233641Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Jingle Bells Osama Smells Poem

Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)...

trsalemme8050Aug 2011
Bentlees Block Haiku Poem

Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate...

Unknown5942Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Pedal to the Metal Poem

Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances....

steve12233933Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
I WISH I DIDNT HOWEVER I DO Poem

I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!...

Unknown4142Aug 2011Aug 2011
Redex
think twice Poem

think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that...

kickit225577Aug 2011Mar 2023
Unknown
Enjambment Poem

Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p...

steve12237772Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
koan zen Poem

koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean.....

lorentz4672Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
Did I miss something Poem

Did I miss something???LMAO~~~ just my luck...

Unknown86919Aug 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Cant Sleep Poem

Cant Sleepsleepless nights...

Unknown5374Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1

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