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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 416 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe... | steve1223 | 339 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my... | steve1223 | 430 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !... | Unknown | 287 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao... | soquiliquay | 467 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no... | steve1223 | 379 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.... | steve1223 | 546 | 10 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo... | steve1223 | 453 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think... | steve1223 | 447 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'just for fun...... | cafetwo2010 | 704 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!... | gas_jockey | 341 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
SELECTION OFAWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD... | bucky1 | 283 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e... | agoodguy2have | 795 | 7 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
French Onion Soup?Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.... | boyshchrm6 | 391 | 8 | Sep 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to... | optimisticme | 451 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........ | breathless22 | 295 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 535 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 404 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.... | steve1223 | 509 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.... | breathless22 | 270 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply... | steve1223 | 333 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox... | steve1223 | 447 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
NonesenseI was going to use a brick to get it down... | Unknown | 301 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is... | starfire_girl | 406 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 starfire_girl |
date with destinycaught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf... | kickit22 | 826 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 kickit22 |
I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f... | steve1223 | 352 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl... | steve1223 | 444 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant... | Unknown | 708 | 13 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem... | steve1223 | 400 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia |
Monorhyme 2Just a fun write... | steve1223 | 1,060 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.... | kickit22 | 517 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.... | steve1223 | 438 | 8 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear... | steve1223 | 364 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 805 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate... | Unknown | 594 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.... | steve1223 | 393 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!... | Unknown | 414 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that... | kickit22 | 557 | 7 | Aug 2011 | Mar 2023 Unknown |
Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p... | steve1223 | 777 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean..... | lorentz | 467 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Did I miss something???LMAO~~~ just my luck... | Unknown | 869 | 19 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Cant Sleepsleepless nights... | Unknown | 537 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
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