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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.... | GMS75 | 445 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Self defenceJust for fun... | steve1223 | 483 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
high noonthey stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have it... | elo69 | 492 | 8 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 madtat29 |
BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)... | steve1223 | 436 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 beautifulyou |
HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p... | morgen90210 | 543 | 6 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
The roomNew stuff...... | madtat29 | 433 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 madtat29 |
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .... | fjamesj9701 | 612 | 23 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 ladyjewel |
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you... | morgen90210 | 702 | 16 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk... | darkhorse555 | 508 | 9 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
Not All Bugs Taste the SamePondering... | GMS75 | 486 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue... | GMS75 | 430 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
A short storyBest seller! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 511 | 14 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b... | IvoryPetals | 343 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 IvoryPetals |
These City StreetsJust observing... | GMS75 | 397 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | mcradloff | 734 | 12 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.... | studecar | 803 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho... | steve1223 | 442 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
Special offer on me. . .try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out... | morgen90210 | 554 | 16 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
The Squirebit of fun... | shadow1950 | 463 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Poetnumber1 |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 445 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
I Don't Wanna GoA parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.... | mcradloff | 624 | 10 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
A fools lullabySometimes you write about what you know...... | madtat29 | 686 | 10 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 jk2you |
April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe... | mcradloff | 630 | 11 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today... | shadow1950 | 466 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 shadow1950 |
cool bunnymad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through dais... | darkhorse555 | 383 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
LarryI am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day... | fjamesj9701 | 553 | 8 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 fjamesj9701 |
lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok... | darkhorse555 | 444 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc... | shadow1950 | 550 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you... | cafetwo2010 | 1,337 | 47 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 cafetwo2010 |
The Roads Aheadlife... | shadow1950 | 504 | 19 | Mar 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Pork and BeansOne of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to... | fjamesj9701 | 838 | 17 | Mar 2013 | Jun 2014 benidorm |
" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o... | Jonroan | 250 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 SundaySilence |
knock, knock. .just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read... | morgen90210 | 762 | 16 | Mar 2013 | Sep 2020 morgen90210 |
happy birthdayon this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up... | darkhorse555 | 354 | 1 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
I need a real womanA real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?... | cafetwo2010 | 628 | 11 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 cafetwo2010 |
Saint Patrick's Day Snow(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)... | wisemandy | 352 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 beautifulyou |
My Lucky Silver DollarYesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you... | fjamesj9701 | 661 | 11 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 fjamesj9701 |
The Green BluesInspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...... | madtat29 | 344 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 madtat29 |
Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.... | mcradloff | 661 | 13 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 mcradloff |
Sarcasm for world's problems..The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...... | Spartacus2012 | 799 | 20 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 Spartacus2012 |
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)The human condition...... | Spartacus2012 | 784 | 10 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 Spartacus2012 |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 614 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
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