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Shopping Madness Poem

Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said....

GMS754452Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
Self defence Poem

Self defenceJust for fun...

steve12234831Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
high noon Poem

high noonthey stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have it...

elo694928Apr 2013May 2013
madtat29
Breathless Poem

BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)...

steve12234363Apr 2013Apr 2013
beautifulyou
HIGH NOON SAGA challenge Poem

HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p...

morgen902105436Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
The room Poem

The roomNew stuff......

madtat294338Apr 2013Apr 2013
madtat29
High Noon Morgen and Cafe lets duel Poem

High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon ....

fjamesj970161223Apr 2013Apr 2013
ladyjewel
Indians and cowboys for Jesse Poem

Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you...

morgen9021070216Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
nan Poem

nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk...

darkhorse5555089Apr 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
GMS754864Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
Thoughts on Time Poem

Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue...

GMS754302Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
A short story Poem

A short storyBest seller! Lol....

cafetwo201051114Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
YOULL DINE AGAIN Poem

"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b...

IvoryPetals3432Apr 2013Apr 2013
IvoryPetals
These City Streets Poem

These City StreetsJust observing...

GMS753970Apr 2013
Free Range Chickens Poem

Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie...

mcradloff73412Apr 2013Apr 2013
mcradloff
THE OBOE Poem

THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo....

studecar8033Apr 2013Apr 2013
studecar
Lunch at Bunol aka La Tomatina Poem

Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho...

steve12234421Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
Special offer on me Poem

Special offer on me. . .try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out...

morgen9021055416Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
The Squire Poem

The Squirebit of fun...

shadow19504637Apr 2013Apr 2013
Poetnumber1
The Chair Of Doom Poem

The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour...

steve12234454Apr 2013Apr 2013
paloma66
I Dont Wanna Go Poem

I Don't Wanna GoA parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job....

mcradloff62410Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
A fools lullaby Poem

A fools lullabySometimes you write about what you know......

madtat2968610Apr 2013Apr 2013
jk2you
April Fools Jokes From My Past Poem

April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe...

mcradloff63011Apr 2013Apr 2013
mcradloff
April Fools Day Poem

April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today...

shadow19504662Apr 2013Apr 2013
shadow1950
cool bunny Poem

cool bunnymad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through dais...

darkhorse5553836Mar 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
Larry Poem

LarryI am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day...

fjamesj97015538Mar 2013Mar 2013
fjamesj9701
lost the forest ha ha Poem

lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok...

darkhorse5554445Mar 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
Easter Poem

Easterfrivolous taken on the bunny etc...

shadow19505506Mar 2013Mar 2013
shadow1950
Cafe Challenge Who is she Poem

Cafe Challenge/Who is she?Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you...

cafetwo20101,33747Mar 2013Mar 2013
cafetwo2010
shadow195050419Mar 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Pork and Beans Poem

Pork and BeansOne of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to...

fjamesj970183817Mar 2013Jun 2014
benidorm
Desparate Love by Jonroan Poem

" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o...

Jonroan2502Mar 2013Mar 2013
SundaySilence
knock knock Poem

knock, knock. .just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read...

morgen9021076216Mar 2013Sep 2020
morgen90210
happy birthday Poem

happy birthdayon this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up...

darkhorse5553541Mar 2013Mar 2013
shadow1950
I need a real woman Poem

I need a real womanA real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?...

cafetwo201062811Mar 2013Mar 2013
cafetwo2010
Saint Patricks Day Snow Poem

Saint Patrick's Day Snow(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)...

wisemandy3522Mar 2013Mar 2013
beautifulyou
My Lucky Silver Dollar Poem

My Lucky Silver DollarYesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you...

fjamesj970166111Mar 2013Mar 2013
fjamesj9701
The Green Blues Poem

The Green BluesInspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess......

madtat293445Mar 2013Mar 2013
madtat29
Rich Man Blues Poem

Rich Man BluesJust having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere....

mcradloff66113Mar 2013Mar 2013
mcradloff
Sarcasm for worlds problems Poem

Sarcasm for world's problems..The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor......

Spartacus201279920Mar 2013Mar 2013
Spartacus2012
Spartacus201278410Mar 2013Mar 2013
Spartacus2012
Fill Poem

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

2725dl6146Mar 2013Jul 2013
orientalkoru

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