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MACAVITYS SIDE OF THINGS Lady Morganas challenge Poem

MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challengeA different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot.......

andrew14968612Aug 2012Sep 2012
andrew149
The rain is falling Poem

The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !...

morgen902101,56421Aug 2012Aug 2016
morgen90210
The Escape Poem

'The Escape'Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)...

Unknown2812Aug 2012Sep 2012
Earlgreytea
Johnny Carson Terms for Death Poem

Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at...

mcradloff3,9755Aug 2012Aug 2012
mcradloff
Wizzards wish Poem

Wizzard's wish..Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

cafetwo201062211Aug 2012Aug 2012
Unknown
Cheers Prince Harry Poem

Cheers Prince Harrywatched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am...

Unknown4162Aug 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks Poem

Mountain creeks and lovely peaksThis is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly an...

kilovolts55914Aug 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
Ode to a computer Poem

Ode to a computerI do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it....

lisaofflorida644315Aug 2012Aug 2012
lisaofflorida64
Gotcha Limerick Poem

Gotcha LimerickThis is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men....

kilovolts5573Aug 2012Sep 2012
kilovolts
Redhorse Poem

RedhorseI can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my finger...

scrofa093640Aug 2012
CS Poets I need advice Poem

CS Poet's: I need adviceOk, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol...

cafetwo20108789Aug 2012Aug 2012
Unknown
Yankees Challenge Poem

Yankee's ChallengeI look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell ma...

Happygolucky4u7569Aug 2012Aug 2012
Happygolucky4u
I know its wrong but I must have you Poem

I know it's wrong but I must have youIt's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry....

moongirl14472Aug 2012Mar 2013
madtat29
Snap Back Poem

Snap Backwritten as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)...

gnj4u85113Aug 2012Aug 2012
gnj4u
A Sad Truth Poem

A Sad TruthWhat do you see here?...

Unknown3174Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
FOOL Poem

FOOLI just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate....

smallworlds5923Aug 2012Aug 2012
Redex
THE EYES Poem

THE EYESTHE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE...

9inchpoo3172Aug 2012Aug 2012
orientalkoru
WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES Poem

WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course....

smallworlds6500Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Yankee and his pony Poem

Yankee and his pony ...It's in my head still ....

morgen902106008Jul 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Earn a degree in Maidenology Poem

Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol....

cafetwo20106338Jul 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
CLUTTER Poem

CLUTTERWhat can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrot...

smallworlds7214Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
Hard times Poem

Hard timesLUV YA.....

cafetwo20101,12623Jul 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Yawn Poem

YawnI was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?...

mcradloff1,03316Jul 2012Aug 2012
mcradloff
Its time for you to show Poem

It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!...

morgen9021084315Jul 2012Jun 2022
morgen90210
o m g Poem

o m gjust look at ur self after a bath??...

tiswas19454504Jul 2012Aug 2012
andrew149
Ode To Thee CS Poem

Ode To Thee CSOde to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you....

adjhe59510Jul 2012Jul 2012
adjhe
My Name Poem

My NameI f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is...

silvertounge3883Jul 2012Aug 2012
lorii
Lonely girl at the club Poem

Lonely girl at the club..Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!...

cafetwo20106484Jul 2012Jul 2012
SundaySilence
I am coming back Poem

I am coming back !!!I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do...

morgen902105452Jul 2012Jul 2012
morgen90210
The Swimming Coach Poem

The Swimming CoachInspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9....

mcradloff1,2995Jul 2012Jul 2012
Unknown
Limericks about CS forums users Poem

Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t...

irisheyes19783050Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
Fishing Stories Poem

Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim...

CloudySky55611Jul 2012Jul 2012
Unknown
This Amber Liquid Poem

This Amber LiquidHope someone gets a bit of a chuckle...

steve12234743Jul 2012Jul 2012
swade777
The Poet Poem

The PoetI'm not giving away the secret :)...

steve12237327Jul 2012Jul 2012
paloma66
Kickits challedge Poem

Kickits challedgetry on sarcasm...

adjhe3218Jul 2012Jul 2012
adjhe
Kickits challenge Poem

Kickit's challenge..Hail Sir Kickit!!...

cafetwo201076120Jul 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
A Thousand Challenge Poem

A Thousand ChallengeI'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!...

SCatlyn5587Jul 2012Jul 2012
SCatlyn
Ring of death Poem

Ring of deathA little Saturday morning something..lol...

cafetwo201064610Jun 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
Squashed Poem

Squashedjust a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading....

lisaofflorida643910Jun 2012
The Loo Poem

The Loo1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marke...

steve12235836Jun 2012Jul 2012
steve1223
Those Miserable Young Ladies Poem

Those Miserable Young LadiesIf only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me...

Unknown3472Jun 2012Jun 2012
mcradloff
IMMORTALIY Poem

IMMORTALIYJust trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me...

Unknown2821Jun 2012Aug 2012
Unknown

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