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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality... | lovecanbereal | 664 | 13 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 lovecanbereal |
WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia... | steve1223 | 689 | 7 | Sep 2017 | Oct 2017 steve1223 |
incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is... | eeejay | 471 | 0 | Sep 2017 | |
Crazy JoeFor Granddad... | K_Ann_70 | 606 | 8 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
JeevesJeeves of course was the butler.... | Macduff5 | 506 | 4 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that.... | K_Ann_70 | 514 | 2 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!... | K_Ann_70 | 618 | 5 | Aug 2017 | Jul 2018 Happychatty1 |
Pretty HappyI'm bored.... | K_Ann_70 | 542 | 2 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 K_Ann_70 |
IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17... | lookn2share | 516 | 1 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 lookn2share |
A Prawn By Any Other Name.Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!... | Macduff5 | 500 | 5 | Jul 2017 | Nov 2018 candykid |
Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.... | Oceanzest | 670 | 0 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 godsprincess |
Vote me this SeptemberElection time here.... | Oceanzest | 496 | 6 | Jul 2017 | Jul 2017 K_Ann_70 |
Lovley LightsAnts are so cool.... | sophiasummer | 499 | 2 | Jun 2017 | Jun 2017 Oceanzest |
Macri gatoPresident Macri is a cat... | Unknown | 264 | 0 | May 2017 | |
~ Dum ~ Dum ~ Dee ~ a ~reminiscing... | Unknown | 368 | 2 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 Unknown |
Dear DeerI spend 10 years writing this poem... | Paxtecum | 385 | 1 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 nonsmoker |
Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan... | EyeLook4U | 388 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Tom FiddleboxMy name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on brok... | Tristrial83 | 334 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb... | EyeLook4U | 312 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Always Like ThatAlways like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt any... | EyeLook4U | 366 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front... | EyeLook4U | 378 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you... | EyeLook4U | 354 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.... | Macduff5 | 473 | 5 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 southmiami4321 |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 343 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo... | EyeLook4U | 393 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 PlainoldJane |
I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap... | EyeLook4U | 406 | 2 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 EyeLook4U |
Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go... | EyeLook4U | 501 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie... | Taz0274 | 396 | 3 | Feb 2017 | Mar 2017 Purpledragon64 |
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......... | danny19702 | 325 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P... | Odysseus_own | 362 | - | Feb 2017 | |
Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .... | Hickman28 | 326 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to... | Hickman28 | 343 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.... | Hickman28 | 383 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it... | Unknown | 361 | 2 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 Unknown |
Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)... | MarkZ1998 | 318 | 0 | Jan 2017 | |
"Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!... | Unknown | 549 | 10 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Dec 2016 | |
Press# 1 if you are looking for..There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our... | cafetwo2010 | 693 | 2 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 1,057 | 14 | Dec 2016 | Nov 2017 Poetnumber1 |
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 644 | 22 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s... | cafetwo2010 | 428 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into... | cafetwo2010 | 568 | 4 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
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