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Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality...

lovecanbereal66413Sep 2017Sep 2017
lovecanbereal
WHAT IS IN A NAME Poem

WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia...

steve12236897Sep 2017Oct 2017
steve1223
incorrigible Poem

incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is...

eeejay4710Sep 2017
Crazy Joe Poem

Crazy JoeFor Granddad...

K_Ann_706068Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Jeeves Poem

JeevesJeeves of course was the butler....

Macduff55064Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
That Kind of Day Poem

That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that....

K_Ann_705142Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
My Dog The Cat Poem

My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!...

K_Ann_706185Aug 2017Jul 2018
Happychatty1
Pretty Happy Poem

Pretty HappyI'm bored....

K_Ann_705422Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
IRREPARABLE Poem

IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17...

lookn2share5161Jul 2017Jul 2017
lookn2share
A Prawn By Any Other Name Poem

A Prawn By Any Other Name.Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!...

Macduff55005Jul 2017Nov 2018
candykid
Rodney Dangerfield quotes Poem

Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up....

Oceanzest6700Jul 2017Jul 2017
godsprincess
Vote me this September Poem

Vote me this SeptemberElection time here....

Oceanzest4966Jul 2017Jul 2017
K_Ann_70
Lovley Lights Poem

Lovley LightsAnts are so cool....

sophiasummer4992Jun 2017Jun 2017
Oceanzest
Macri gato Poem

Macri gatoPresident Macri is a cat...

Unknown2640May 2017
Unknown3682Apr 2017Apr 2017
Unknown
Dear Deer Poem

Dear DeerI spend 10 years writing this poem...

Paxtecum3851Apr 2017Apr 2017
nonsmoker
Kato Had Some Playdough Poem

Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan...

EyeLook4U3880Mar 2017
Tom Fiddlebox Poem

Tom FiddleboxMy name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on brok...

Tristrial833340Mar 2017
Neighbor Ned Poem

Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb...

EyeLook4U3120Mar 2017
Always Like That Poem

Always Like ThatAlways like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt any...

EyeLook4U3660Mar 2017
Two Strikes Poem

Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front...

EyeLook4U3780Mar 2017
Ticker Tape Parade Poem

Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you...

EyeLook4U3540Mar 2017
A Fairy Tale Poem

A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending....

Macduff54735Mar 2017Mar 2017
southmiami4321
Really Big Trouble Poem

Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I...

EyeLook4U3430Mar 2017
Doghouse Letter Poem

Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo...

EyeLook4U3930Mar 2017Mar 2017
PlainoldJane
I Dont Like Rap Poem

I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap...

EyeLook4U4062Mar 2017Mar 2017
EyeLook4U
Noem Wrote A Poem

Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go...

EyeLook4U5010Mar 2017
Purple Poem

PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie...

Taz02743963Feb 2017Mar 2017
Purpledragon64
Maine is good for snow and dogs Poem

Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid..........

danny197023250Feb 2017
Art of war VI Poem

Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P...

Odysseus_own362-Feb 2017
Meek mill Poem

Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu ....

Hickman283260Feb 2017
CA LuPa Poem

CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to...

Hickman283430Feb 2017
Sweet Poem

SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet....

Hickman283830Feb 2017
The only Diamond Poem

The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it...

Unknown3612Jan 2017Jan 2017
Unknown
Welcome 2017 Poem

Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)...

MarkZ19983180Jan 2017
Merry Christmas to all Poem

"Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!...

Unknown54910Dec 2016Dec 2016
cafetwo2010
Extremely Poem

Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered...

Unknown2800Dec 2016
Press 1 if you are looking for Poem

Press# 1 if you are looking for..There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our...

cafetwo20106932Dec 2016Dec 2016
cafetwo2010
cafetwo20101,05714Dec 2016Nov 2017
Poetnumber1
Can you help me I have Amnesia Poem

Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe...

cafetwo201064422Dec 2016Dec 2016
cafetwo2010
What is a soulmate Lol Poem

What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s...

cafetwo20104280Nov 2016
CS women have treated us guys unfairly Poem

CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into...

cafetwo20105684Nov 2016Nov 2016
cafetwo2010

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