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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !... | studecar | 856 | 7 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks... | studecar | 507 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 elo69 |
The Achy Breaky Jones to the BoneWe have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.... | Unknown | 299 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Limerick fighteris that called shadow boxing?... | studecar | 575 | 2 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
The rush job poema quicky..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 592 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 CloudySky |
E-MotionsThis is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..... | cafetwo2010 | 794 | 14 | Apr 2012 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Limerick soapDo you know her?... | studecar | 1,903 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 606 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for... | Unknown | 287 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 885 | 8 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words.... | studecar | 578 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
LimerickI know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL... | studecar | 496 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Reminisce (Limerick)Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.... | Yankee4you | 637 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Maxeen_1 |
A tilt at a kiltand the piper wears the first prize ribbon,... | Scher | 811 | 10 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Scher |
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,016 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Macduff5 |
LOVE DENIEDJUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN... | studecar | 667 | 5 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)Having a go at this was fun......... | Yankee4you | 952 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Ahyra |
Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...DreamsWell, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in r... | swade777 | 816 | 23 | Apr 2012 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
My ideal womanOk..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,240 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The thi... | steve1223 | 570 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret... | Unknown | 262 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to... | Special_Lady67 | 591 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Special_Lady67 |
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dinin... | steve1223 | 421 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
The coffee diaries#1True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 633 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 cafetwo2010 |
My First Nine MonthsListened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age... | mcradloff | 764 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Maxeen_1 |
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong... | steve1223 | 604 | 6 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U real... | Now12121 | 663 | 2 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Now12121 |
Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 mcradloff |
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetr... | Now12121 | 470 | 5 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
"Rowing A Boat"It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a s... | Unknown | 333 | 2 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Bashing MenI was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them... | Unknown | 268 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e... | coolcat1974 | 310 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
The Nothing VerseWe all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.... | Unknown | 235 | 4 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
KISSING COUSINSCan you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate... | Unknown | 1,005 | 9 | Mar 2012 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
Date . DipThis weeks personals: Good luck ladies!... | cafetwo2010 | 693 | 12 | Mar 2012 | Apr 2012 simpleME32 |
How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99... | cafetwo2010 | 814 | 12 | Mar 2012 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
Bad GolfThis was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.... | mcradloff | 817 | 7 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 mcradloff |
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUMGet out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to pl... | Unknown | 743 | 1 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood... | Unknown | 606 | 5 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
EasterWhen Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?... | Unknown | 499 | 4 | Mar 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
Little Red Riding HoodIngredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding H... | steve1223 | 546 | 10 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 steve1223 |
TERRIFIEDFirst day back in the classroom... | Unknown | 430 | 2 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
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