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Limerick bachelors maid Poem

Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !...

studecar8567Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
Limerick old man two parts Poem

Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks...

studecar5071Apr 2012Apr 2012
elo69
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone Poem

The Achy Breaky Jones to the BoneWe have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance....

Unknown2991Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Limerick fighter Poem

Limerick fighteris that called shadow boxing?...

studecar5752Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
The rush job poem

The rush job poema quicky..lol...

cafetwo20105921Apr 2012Apr 2012
CloudySky
E Motions Poem

E-MotionsThis is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol.....

cafetwo201079414Apr 2012Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
Limerick soap Poem

Limerick soapDo you know her?...

studecar1,9033Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
studecar6064Apr 2012Sep 2012
madtat29
Taken for A Ride Poem

Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for...

Unknown2870Apr 2012
Limerick Gertrude Poem

Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !...

studecar8858Apr 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
LIMERICK sort of Poem

LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words....

studecar5780Apr 2012
Limerick Poem

LimerickI know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL...

studecar4964Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Reminisce Limerick Poem

Reminisce (Limerick)Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people....

Yankee4you6374Apr 2012Apr 2012
Maxeen_1
A tilt at a kilt Poem

A tilt at a kiltand the piper wears the first prize ribbon,...

Scher81110Apr 2012Apr 2012
Scher
Fellsmans Challenge Limericks Poem

Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)...

ReaderOfSouls1,01611Apr 2012Apr 2012
Macduff5
LOVE DENIED Poem

LOVE DENIEDJUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN...

studecar6675Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
Excessive Love Macduffs Schmaltzy Challenge Poem

Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)Having a go at this was fun.........

Yankee4you95212Apr 2012Apr 2012
Ahyra
Schmaltzy Saccharine Sweet Dreams Poem

Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...DreamsWell, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in r...

swade77781623Apr 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
My ideal woman Poem

My ideal womanOk..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol...

cafetwo20101,24012Apr 2012Dec 2016
cafetwo2010
The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 4 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The thi...

steve12235701Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
Paternity Testing Poem

Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret...

Unknown2620Apr 2012
Hannahs Day at the Farm Poem

Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to...

Special_Lady6759111Apr 2012Apr 2012
Special_Lady67
The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 3 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dinin...

steve12234214Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
The coffee diaries1 Poem

The coffee diaries#1True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol....

cafetwo20106334Apr 2012Apr 2012
cafetwo2010
My First Nine Months Poem

My First Nine MonthsListened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age...

mcradloff76412Apr 2012Apr 2012
Maxeen_1
The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 2 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong...

steve12236046Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
Oversleeping Excuse Poem

~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U real...

Now121216632Apr 2012Apr 2012
Now12121
Farm Animals Poem

Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f...

Unknown2950Apr 2012Apr 2012
mcradloff
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up Poem

~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetr...

Now121214705Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Rowing A Boat Poem

"Rowing A Boat"It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a s...

Unknown3332Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Bashing Men Poem

Bashing MenI was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them...

Unknown2681Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
My Abcs Poem

My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e...

coolcat19743100Apr 2012
The Nothing Verse Poem

The Nothing VerseWe all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there....

Unknown2354Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown
KISSING COUSINS Poem

KISSING COUSINSCan you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate...

Unknown1,0059Mar 2012Feb 2013
Unknown
Date Dip Poem

Date . DipThis weeks personals: Good luck ladies!...

cafetwo201069312Mar 2012Apr 2012
simpleME32
How to win a man Poem

How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99...

cafetwo201081412Mar 2012Jun 2013
ladyjewel
Bad Golf Poem

Bad GolfThis was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos....

mcradloff8177Mar 2012Mar 2012
mcradloff
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM Poem

GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUMGet out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to pl...

Unknown7431Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown
You can kiss my Poem

You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood...

Unknown6065Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown
Easter Poem

EasterWhen Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?...

Unknown4994Mar 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Little Red Riding Hood Poem

Little Red Riding HoodIngredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding H...

steve122354610Mar 2012Mar 2012
steve1223
TERRIFIED Poem

TERRIFIEDFirst day back in the classroom...

Unknown4302Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown

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