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Ghosts Of Resolutions Past Poem

Ghosts Of Resolutions PastHahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx...

andrew14952116Dec 2011Jan 2012
andrew149
Love Scale Poem

Love ScaleJust having fun with numbers..lol...

cafetwo20101,0427Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Merry Christmas Poem

Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives...

steve12234232Dec 2011Dec 2011
Maxeen_1
Not Poem

NotNot not not...

Unknown5675Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
For Theres Life In The Old Girl Yet Poem

For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm...

steve12234802Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
Cereal Killer Poem

Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...

mcradloff7010Dec 2011
Watta Crazy World Poem

Watta Crazy World!I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write...

thesunandthesea9043Dec 2011Jan 2012
mcradloff
Apricot Wine Poem

Apricot WineThought it time for a Chuckle....

boyshchrm682823Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
KIDS Poem

KIDSL.............1...

Unknown3341Dec 2011Dec 2011
mcradloff
Feel Free To Outrave Me Poem

Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t...

steve12234626Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
santas bad day Poem

santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin...

mickypeeps5440Dec 2011Dec 2011
mcradloff
up rooted Poem

up rootedok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees...

kickit225534Dec 2011Dec 2011
girlbillie
Old Man Winter Poem

Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol....

cafetwo201076023Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
My Best Friend Poem

My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac...

Unknown2700Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
ok then poetry Poem

ok then poetryi just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and f...

mickypeeps4468Dec 2011Jan 2012
Redex
Since I dont have you Poem

Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder....

funnyguy2224446Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Fun To Be Funny Poem

~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l....

breathless224884Dec 2011Dec 2011
breathless22
Lies Poem

Lieswatch out for lies....

Unknown3473Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Steven Poem

StevenJust Me...

Unknown4024Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
DOUBLE TAKE Poem

DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write......

cafetwo20105949Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Einstein Poem

EinsteinE=Mc..confusion..lol...

cafetwo201043912Nov 2011Nov 2011
steve1223
Mug Child Poem

Mug ChildHe's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of...

Unknown3111Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Horror Story Poem

Horror StoryStrange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this...

cafetwo201069419Nov 2011Nov 2011
cafetwo2010
In the Cellar Poem

In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent...

steve12234646Nov 2011Nov 2011
steve1223
Fruit and Vegetable Poem

Fruit and VegetableThere was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to...

wisemandy5693Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Lucky Number Is Three Poem

~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~...

breathless224106Nov 2011Nov 2011
breathless22
little blackbird Poem

little blackbirdplease don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it...

Unknown2902Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Is not the end of life Poem

Is not the end of lifeI am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life...

walter3003460Nov 2011
Soulmate Poem

SoulmateI have had way to much coffee.......

Unknown5048Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Perched On The Pot little silly Poem

Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE...

endogirl782450Nov 2011
My Haiku Poem

My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink...

Unknown2180Nov 2011
WARTS AND ALL Poem

WARTS AND ALLGood things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!...

marikia6813Nov 2011Nov 2011
Macduff5
Where i have have not been Poem

Where i have &have not beenI have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also nev...

Nuliiiiiii8789Nov 2011Aug 2012
Yankee4you
I INTENDED TO CALL Poem

I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write....

Unknown3533Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown
Halloween Downloads Poem

Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween....

boyshchrm65131Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
cafetwo201064420Oct 2011Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
Daylight Savings Poem

Daylight SavingsAlso published on my international literary list: (Submissions are welcome.)...

wisemandy4382Oct 2011Oct 2011
wisemandy
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie Poem

Ten ways to ward off a ZombieIt's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and...

cafetwo20104,33610Oct 2011Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
Stop Stealing My Sun Poem

Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)...

Yankee4you6156Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE Poem

WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGEJazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it....

marikia91314Oct 2011Apr 2020
Unknown
Too Much Love Poem

Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the...

steve12235232Oct 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
BLAHHH Poem

BLAHHH!!!Im alot of things But im not SLOW...

Victorsfmallare3810Oct 2011

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