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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Ghosts Of Resolutions PastHahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 521 | 16 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 andrew149 |
Love ScaleJust having fun with numbers..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,042 | 7 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives... | steve1223 | 423 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Maxeen_1 |
NotNot not not... | Unknown | 567 | 5 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm... | steve1223 | 480 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!... | mcradloff | 701 | 0 | Dec 2011 | |
Watta Crazy World!I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write... | thesunandthesea | 904 | 3 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 mcradloff |
Apricot WineThought it time for a Chuckle.... | boyshchrm6 | 828 | 23 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
KIDSL.............1... | Unknown | 334 | 1 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t... | steve1223 | 462 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin... | mickypeeps | 544 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
up rootedok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees... | kickit22 | 553 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 girlbillie |
Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 760 | 23 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac... | Unknown | 270 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
ok then poetryi just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and f... | mickypeeps | 446 | 8 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 Redex |
Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.... | funnyguy222 | 444 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.... | breathless22 | 488 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 breathless22 |
Lieswatch out for lies.... | Unknown | 347 | 3 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
StevenJust Me... | Unknown | 402 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write...... | cafetwo2010 | 594 | 9 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
EinsteinE=Mc..confusion..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 439 | 12 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
Mug ChildHe's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of... | Unknown | 311 | 1 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Horror StoryStrange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this... | cafetwo2010 | 694 | 19 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 cafetwo2010 |
In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent... | steve1223 | 464 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
Fruit and VegetableThere was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to... | wisemandy | 569 | 3 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~... | breathless22 | 410 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 breathless22 |
little blackbirdplease don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it... | Unknown | 290 | 2 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Is not the end of lifeI am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life... | walter300 | 346 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
SoulmateI have had way to much coffee....... | Unknown | 504 | 8 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE... | endogirl78 | 245 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink... | Unknown | 218 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
WARTS AND ALLGood things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!... | marikia | 681 | 3 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Macduff5 |
Where i have &have not beenI have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also nev... | Nuliiiiiii | 878 | 9 | Nov 2011 | Aug 2012 Yankee4you |
I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.... | Unknown | 353 | 3 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.... | boyshchrm6 | 513 | 1 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!just for fun..... | cafetwo2010 | 644 | 20 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Daylight SavingsAlso published on my international literary list: (Submissions are welcome.)... | wisemandy | 438 | 2 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 wisemandy |
Ten ways to ward off a ZombieIt's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and... | cafetwo2010 | 4,336 | 10 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)... | Yankee4you | 615 | 6 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGEJazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.... | marikia | 913 | 14 | Oct 2011 | Apr 2020 Unknown |
Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the... | steve1223 | 523 | 2 | Oct 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
BLAHHH!!!Im alot of things But im not SLOW... | Victorsfmallare | 381 | 0 | Oct 2011 |
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