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But it was fun while it lasted Poem

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...

optimisticme2280Apr 2022
Poets Poem

PoetsObviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)...

optimisticme2601Apr 2022Apr 2022
Mizzy4
Senryu too Poem

Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!...

optimisticme2644Mar 2022Mar 2022
salamuna
Nothing Poem

Nothing?Sometimes, nothing means more!...

optimisticme2781Mar 2022Mar 2022
Oceanzest
Lime Rhyme on a Dime Poem

Lime Rhyme on a DimePracticing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)...

Oceanzest34910Mar 2022Mar 2022
Oceanzest
Being Alive Poem

Being AliveIf there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or le...

optimisticme2622Mar 2022Mar 2022
EXRED3
When your number is up Poem

When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda...

optimisticme2360Mar 2022
Senryu x 3 Poem

Senryu x 3mucking around...

Oceanzest2321Mar 2022Mar 2022
mcradloff
The Trial Poem

The Trial...It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt....

Mizzy439310Mar 2022Mar 2022
Mizzy4
Far in the woods Poem

Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images...

Oceanzest2110Mar 2022

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4442011Feb 2022Mar 2022
Yankee4you
Southern Signs Continued Poem

Southern Signs Continued...Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd mean...

ReaderOfSouls2650Feb 2022Mar 2022
ReaderOfSouls
Southern Signs Poem

Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor....

ReaderOfSouls2872Feb 2022Feb 2022
EXRED3
Cowboy Astrological Signs Poem

Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll....

ReaderOfSouls2730Feb 2022
Shorty Hannah And Rita Poem

Shorty, Hannah And RitaGoody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hanna...

EyeLook4U1861Feb 2022Feb 2022
Oceanzest
irish words Poem

irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin...

optimisticme2521Feb 2022Feb 2022
Oceanzest
while we are at it Poem

while we are at itcoupla bear jokes.....

Oceanzest2532Feb 2022Feb 2022
Mizzy4
Heartfelt Poem

Heartfelt?So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone,...

optimisticme2572Feb 2022Feb 2022
Abby1963
Joe Poem

JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!...

sensualsinger2500Feb 2022
SMUGJOY Poem

SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be...

utterlytruthfull2490Jan 2022
Well this is how it is Poem

Well, this is how it is!So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just...

optimisticme2370Jan 2022
Missons vision Poem

Misson's visionReading about pirates, oh arrr...

Oceanzest2956Jan 2022Feb 2022
Yankee4you
WHAT Poem

WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but...

optimisticme2691Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Phonaesthetically speaking Poem

Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu...

Unknown2452Jan 2022Jan 2022
Unknown
Time to sleep Poem

Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my...

optimisticme2261Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Romantic or what Poem

Romantic or what?I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dr...

optimisticme2431Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Nothing Poem

NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN...

optimisticme2310Jan 2022
WORDPLAY Poem

WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off...

utterlytruthfull2061Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Contains Quinine Poem

Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba...

Oceanzest3164Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
Our World Poem

Our WorldLets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they a...

optimisticme1930Jan 2022
THE SECOND THOUGHT Poem

THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’...

utterlytruthfull2021Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
THE PERSIAN PETARD Poem

THE PERSIAN PETARDIn a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and...

utterlytruthfull2651Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
13 26 Poem

13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow...

Oceanzest2180Jan 2022
The viral blues Poem

The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!...

yaspark42911Jan 2022Jan 2022
yaspark
Wondering Poem

WonderingIm kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written li...

optimisticme2370Dec 2021
All we need is love Poem

All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))...

salamuna62420Dec 2021Jan 2022
salamuna
I saw the light Poem

I saw the lightIt is what it is,,, if you know...

optimisticme2270Dec 2021
Xmas card from a broad Poem

Xmas card from a broadtoying with "a letter from abroad.."...

Oceanzest2974Dec 2021Dec 2021
morgen90210
Dear Santa Poem

Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game....

mcradloff3832Dec 2021Dec 2021
EXRED3
Two thirty Poem

Two-thirtymusing on the day. What's your favourite time?...

Oceanzest2834Nov 2021Nov 2021
southmiami4321
Oceanzest2793Nov 2021Nov 2021
Oceanzest
Pepperoni logic Poem

Pepperoni logicPlaying with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic.....

Oceanzest3204Nov 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff

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