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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Poem

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert...

ImagineLove57110Jul 2014Aug 2014
postneoludite
Castle coffee Poem

Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol...

cafetwo201096923Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Private Email Poem

Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!...

ImagineLove3933Jul 2014Jul 2014
weemick1960
on the lighter side Poem

on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse3642Jul 2014Jul 2014
SnowCoveredMuse
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS The end Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The endIt has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?...

cambridgemiss3250Jul 2014
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Part TWO Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem...

cambridgemiss3341Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas....

cambridgemiss3931Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
Hi Im New on Here Poem

Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!...

ImagineLove3813Jul 2014Jul 2014
mimzy333
Won A Poetry Contest ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN Poem

Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books...

cambridgemiss6185Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Ode to Online Dating Poem

Ode to Online DatingJust penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!...

ImagineLove45511Jul 2014Aug 2014
Ziusudra
What I Dont Know I Knew Poem

What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be...

ImagineLove2921Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
Friends in High Places Poem

Friends in High PlacesI was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places....

mcradloff4860Jul 2014
Help Poem

HelpA place to start...

Unknown3672Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer Poem

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out....

mcradloff5438Jul 2014Jul 2014
mcradloff
The Exam Poem

The ExamNo exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness...

steve12231,2274Jul 2014Jul 2014
steve1223
DADDY DADDY Poem

DADDY DADDY!Inspired by a funny story I heard...

Girlygirl19634966523Jun 2014Sep 2014
tauntedhumor
Live Laugh DIE DIE Poem

Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers...

fjamesj97011,09222Jun 2014Jun 2014
fjamesj9701
a walk in the bush Poem

a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i...

Unknown4351Jun 2014Jun 2014
Unknown
A drunkards poem 2 Poem

A drunkards poem #2Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS...

cafetwo201060926Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
World Cup Love Poem

World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet...

Stedan3082Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
E logical world Poem

E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols...

morgen902105784Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19509403Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
Crush turned mush Poem

Crush turned mushFool me once shame on me!!...

Girlygirl19634979020Jun 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
The wizards potion Poem

The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri...

cafetwo201053212Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Exequy Shindig Poem

Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers...

fjamesj970177718Jun 2014Jun 2014
fjamesj9701
My Date Poem

My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)...

Girlygirl19634961718Jun 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349
The secret Poem

The secretWe were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described w...

cafetwo201064011May 2014Aug 2014
SCatlyn
Laughing Poem

LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul...

branksome3872May 2014Jun 2014
Joseph1112
crooked man Poem

crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them....

bigdave102902May 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
Sas tries to Rhyme Poem

Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL...

SnowCoveredMuse6395May 2014May 2014
Joseph1112
a mad week in the mountains Poem

a mad week in the mountainsi almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its...

darkhorse55581330May 2014Dec 2014
darkhorse555
Youre so fine Poem

You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)...

Girlygirl19634962115May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
mad yolk Poem

mad yolkfish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old o...

darkhorse55557117May 2014Sep 2014
darkhorse555
My Way Poem

My WayI always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold...

Happygolucky4u1,53618May 2014Nov 2019
makatka
FRIEND Poem

FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)...

Girlygirl19634993432May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
who me Poem

who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha...

liketoworkhard4900May 2014
Silk Road Adventure Poem

Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?...

jockboy614831May 2014May 2014
mimzy333
fjamesj97011,51424May 2014Jun 2014
Happygolucky4u
Time Poem

TimeTick tock......

madtat2950710May 2014Feb 2015
HWY73
Doctor out to lunch Be back at I00 pm Poem

Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a...

cafetwo20105156May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
First flush of a different kind Poem

First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun...

Unknown5593May 2014May 2014
beautifulyou
Secret Recipe Coffee Tea or Rhyme Poem

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write......

orientalkoru4795May 2014May 2014
orientalkoru

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