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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert... | ImagineLove | 571 | 10 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 postneoludite |
Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol... | cafetwo2010 | 969 | 23 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!... | ImagineLove | 393 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 weemick1960 |
on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 364 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 SnowCoveredMuse |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The endIt has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?... | cambridgemiss | 325 | 0 | Jul 2014 | |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem... | cambridgemiss | 334 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.... | cambridgemiss | 393 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!... | ImagineLove | 381 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 mimzy333 |
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books... | cambridgemiss | 618 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Ode to Online DatingJust penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!... | ImagineLove | 455 | 11 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 Ziusudra |
What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be... | ImagineLove | 292 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Friends in High PlacesI was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.... | mcradloff | 486 | 0 | Jul 2014 | |
HelpA place to start... | Unknown | 367 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.... | mcradloff | 543 | 8 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 mcradloff |
The ExamNo exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness... | steve1223 | 1,227 | 4 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 steve1223 |
DADDY DADDY!Inspired by a funny story I heard... | Girlygirl196349 | 665 | 23 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 tauntedhumor |
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers... | fjamesj9701 | 1,092 | 22 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 fjamesj9701 |
a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i... | Unknown | 435 | 1 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 Unknown |
A drunkards poem #2Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS... | cafetwo2010 | 609 | 26 | Jun 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet... | Stedan | 308 | 2 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols... | morgen90210 | 578 | 4 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 940 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
Crush turned mushFool me once shame on me!!... | Girlygirl196349 | 790 | 20 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri... | cafetwo2010 | 532 | 12 | Jun 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers... | fjamesj9701 | 777 | 18 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 fjamesj9701 |
My DateEnjoying a nice steak :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 617 | 18 | Jun 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
The secretWe were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described w... | cafetwo2010 | 640 | 11 | May 2014 | Aug 2014 SCatlyn |
LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul... | branksome | 387 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Joseph1112 |
crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.... | bigdave10 | 290 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL... | SnowCoveredMuse | 639 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 Joseph1112 |
a mad week in the mountainsi almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its... | darkhorse555 | 813 | 30 | May 2014 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 621 | 15 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
mad yolkfish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old o... | darkhorse555 | 571 | 17 | May 2014 | Sep 2014 darkhorse555 |
My WayI always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold... | Happygolucky4u | 1,536 | 18 | May 2014 | Nov 2019 makatka |
FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 934 | 32 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha... | liketoworkhard | 490 | 0 | May 2014 | |
Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?... | jockboy61 | 483 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 mimzy333 |
Woman Wanted... | fjamesj9701 | 1,514 | 24 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Happygolucky4u |
TimeTick tock...... | madtat29 | 507 | 10 | May 2014 | Feb 2015 HWY73 |
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a... | cafetwo2010 | 515 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun... | Unknown | 559 | 3 | May 2014 | May 2014 beautifulyou |
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...... | orientalkoru | 479 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 orientalkoru |
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