| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole... | Unknown | 259 | 0 | May 2014 | |
The other Abominable Snowmantime waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnn... | Unknown | 351 | 8 | May 2014 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
The end is neartime to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer... | Unknown | 265 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
 The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books... | fjamesj9701 | 842 | 30 | May 2014 | May 2014 candykid |
 2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of... | cafetwo2010 | 619 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
 Fanatical about FilmMrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derri... | wsmith1984 | 365 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 Unknown |
down and out in area 51what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?... | Unknown | 296 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 madtat29 |
Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !... | Unknown | 270 | 0 | May 2014 | May 2014 Unknown |
 I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 440 | 7 | May 2014 | May 2014 Peneloperosejae |
 TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten... | Buffybear | 555 | 0 | May 2014 | |
MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l... | benidorm | 470 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
 Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve... | mcradloff | 771 | 14 | Apr 2014 | May 2014 mcradloff |
 TelecomJust a bit of nonsense.... | branksome | 356 | 1 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 beautifulyou |
.........endless coffees............Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.... | benidorm | 439 | 10 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 benidorm |
 Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those... | trurorob | 2,172 | 47 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2017 trurorob |
 looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!... | madtat29 | 531 | 26 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 madtat29 |
Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw... | cafetwo2010 | 594 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 SundaySilence |
 " Awesome Kiss "I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.... | Mizzy4 | 677 | 18 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Mizzy4 |
 inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus... | darkhorse555 | 445 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th... | branksome | 319 | 2 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 orientalkoru |
MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M... | branksome | 402 | 3 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 nonsmoker |
Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.... | branksome | 308 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
a treasured rosea special gift from the light within... | darkhorse555 | 517 | 16 | Mar 2014 | Jun 2014 123whisper |
Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v... | cafetwo2010 | 610 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
 boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t... | wayne34 | 360 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 trurorob |
extractsDo you recognise the poems these lines are from?... | branksome | 282 | 0 | Mar 2014 | |
extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my... | branksome | 447 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h... | mcradloff | 770 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
Spring cometh!In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be cer... | cafetwo2010 | 616 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
Wayne's Challenge 2Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read... | lindsyjones | 797 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 lindsyjones |
ChauvinistA somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popular... | branksome | 383 | 4 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 Angel04 |
 If Only I Was A Poet#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten... | Catfoot | 796 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 Catfoot |
 I got a kiss!I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! | morgen90210 | 977 | 10 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2015 morgen90210 |
What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!... | cafetwo2010 | 602 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 cafetwo2010 |
A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu... | cafetwo2010 | 751 | 17 | Mar 2014 | Feb 2017 cafetwo2010 |
 How much is that snake in the window?How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going... | steve1223 | 507 | 14 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 559 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 madtat29 |
My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !... | morgen90210 | 603 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal... | mcradloff | 773 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 TAR_734 |
The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a... | steve1223 | 398 | 1 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but... | Unknown | 204 | 2 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
More JokesQ: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started u... | steve1223 | 554 | 6 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
