| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 nun jokeThree nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets... | wayne34 | 781 | 1 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Mizzy4 |
 missing socksha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby... | darkhorse555 | 489 | 16 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 mimzy333 |
 JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th... | steve1223 | 492 | 7 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Angel04 |
 Online Games and Facebook FriendsDecided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feel... | orientalkoru | 444 | 9 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
| madtat29 | 412 | 8 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 niah9 | |
 Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...... | madtat29 | 554 | 10 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
MonorhymeA bit of fun... | steve1223 | 412 | 4 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
 Words Aren't EnoughThe old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!... | DaytonaDude | 571 | 13 | Feb 2014 | Jun 2017 sophiasummer |
the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i... | wayne34 | 417 | 1 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
 Someone, Anyone, No One......It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't b... | Unknown | 463 | 10 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
Mama OLaughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make s... | Unknown | 287 | 5 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
If I were a furnitureMy funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!... | orientalkoru | 542 | 17 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
 The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop... | shadow1950 | 404 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 trurorob |
Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 661 | 4 | Jan 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
 Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you... | iluvisis1 | 487 | 1 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
 Justin BieberA parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.... | mcradloff | 567 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 mcradloff |
 The Secret To A Happy Life#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.... | Catfoot | 898 | 15 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Catfoot |
 The BIG 60thHi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.... | Ravensgold | 651 | 26 | Jan 2014 | Jul 2015 Ravensgold |
 Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck... | Stephenmcnulty | 295 | 3 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
 karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on... | Nuwahri61 | 504 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
 I Remember The First time It Happened..I thought this was too good not to share.... | Mizzy4 | 733 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Dec 2016 Macduff5 |
PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she... | shadow1950 | 372 | 2 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Unknown |
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhymeA pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces th... | shadow1950 | 344 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Poetnumber1 |
Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma... | shadow1950 | 309 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
That bootyWhen a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn... | madtat29 | 516 | 10 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched... | Unknown | 450 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
 Here Lies JoeI was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.... | HuggerMan4U | 459 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 beautifulyou |
Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b... | shadow1950 | 399 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 shadow1950 |
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol... | Unknown | 400 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Ladies - Size MattersLooked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no o... | Stedan | 401 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical... | socrates44 | 1,016 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Feb 2014 socrates44 |
Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite... | mcradloff | 502 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
 MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day... | liketoworkhard | 588 | 7 | Dec 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
the truthI was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come mee... | liketoworkhard | 458 | 2 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 liketoworkhard |
praying for a dateThere was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the... | liketoworkhard | 373 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Unknown |
Table for One!Looking for the other half of the date! Lol... | Unknown | 655 | 12 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Unknown |
Unlucky MeWe have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as shari... | socrates44 | 830 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 socrates44 |
 trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi... | hedistuff | 789 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 gnj4u |
A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o... | Stedan | 232 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Four Pigs In A Row(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to th... | steve1223 | 393 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl... | steve1223 | 519 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our... | hedistuff | 721 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 darkhorse555 |
