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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But... | cafetwo2010 | 462 | 1 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra... | cafetwo2010 | 619 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Oct 2017 godsprincess |
Mirror Mirror on the WallI look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I... | Buffybear | 638 | 2 | Apr 2011 | Feb 2020 godsprincess |
binary foilsi know you never feel this way but...... | agoodguy2have | 380 | 11 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 andrew149 |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,342 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so.... | marikia | 629 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 gnj4u |
10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx... | sophiasummer | 484 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 boyshchrm6 |
What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki... | Unknown | 404 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BONDJust tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx... | andrew149 | 577 | 18 | Apr 2011 | Jun 2011 Redex |
Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll... | cafetwo2010 | 1,069 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 cafetwo2010 |
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX... | andrew149 | 471 | 15 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 SCatlyn |
Mailman's RaingearA soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbe... | Yankee4you | 1,107 | 1 | Apr 2011 | Sep 2017 Happychatty1 |
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that... | thesunandthesea | 1,468 | 23 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Fellsman |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,313 | 20 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s... | Unknown | 255 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
incorrigibleIncorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correct... | gnj4u | 926 | 13 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
Poisoning Pigions in the ParkA shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigi... | mcradloff | 712 | 3 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2019 mcradloff |
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it...... | hedistuff | 540 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Earlgreytea |
William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition... | Unknown | 613 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much... | aware3 | 606 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 aware3 |
Belle caught the clapper sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs... | agoodguy2have | 291 | 3 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
MEOW! lolIt's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l... | thesunandthesea | 1,135 | 22 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 thesunandthesea |
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 463 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2012 thesunandthesea |
A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL... | Unknown | 440 | 1 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOLJust following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 479 | 14 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2012 paloma66 |
Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...... | Hekamaat | 929 | 17 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP... | Unknown | 553 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Never play poker with tarot cardsMy friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go... | Unknown | 785 | 10 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi... | Unknown | 440 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date... | Unknown | 287 | 1 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 schawalski |
Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...... | Hekamaat | 1,014 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 marikia |
I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on... | Unknown | 289 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong... | Unknown | 233 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
StonedReal friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'... | Unknown | 463 | 8 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 470 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye... | mcradloff | 761 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving... | agoodguy2have | 409 | 9 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 caroljoyce |
meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...... | agoodguy2have | 497 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Macduff5 |
did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely..... | Unknown | 687 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th... | Hekamaat | 803 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig... | Hekamaat | 800 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 agoodguy2have |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t... | Hekamaat | 847 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
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