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The Lawyer Poem

The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But...

cafetwo20104621Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
Scare the Ghost Poem

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

cafetwo20106195Apr 2011Oct 2017
godsprincess
Mirror Mirror on the Wall Poem

Mirror Mirror on the WallI look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I...

Buffybear6382Apr 2011Feb 2020
godsprincess
binary foils Poem

binary foilsi know you never feel this way but......

agoodguy2have38011Apr 2011Apr 2011
andrew149
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3420Apr 2011
The Name Poem

The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so....

marikia6295Apr 2011Apr 2011
gnj4u
10th Dimension Poem

10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

sophiasummer4846Apr 2011Apr 2011
boyshchrm6
What a To do Poem

What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

Unknown4046Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Poem

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BONDJust tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx...

andrew14957718Apr 2011Jun 2011
Redex
Lame Game Poem

Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll...

cafetwo20101,0695Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET Poem

THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX...

andrew14947115Apr 2011Apr 2011
SCatlyn
Mailmans Raingear Poem

Mailman's RaingearA soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbe...

Yankee4you1,1071Apr 2011Sep 2017
Happychatty1
Sorry I have a secret that I havent told you Poem

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that...

thesunandthesea1,46823Apr 2011Apr 2011
Fellsman
The Blondes Timeless Clue limerick Poem

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch...

SCatlyn1,31320Mar 2011Oct 2014
SCatlyn
David and Mona Poem

David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

Unknown2550Mar 2011
incorrigible Poem

incorrigibleIncorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correct...

gnj4u92613Mar 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
Poisoning Pigions in the Park Poem

Poisoning Pigions in the ParkA shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigi...

mcradloff7123Mar 2011Aug 2019
mcradloff
redex made me do this and Im no gentleman Poem

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it......

hedistuff5405Mar 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
William Shakespeare Poem

William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition...

Unknown61311Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Or Would We Poem

Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

aware36066Mar 2011Mar 2011
aware3
Belle caught the clapper Poem

Belle caught the clapper sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs...

agoodguy2have2913Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
MEOW lol Poem

MEOW! lolIt's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l...

thesunandthesea1,13522Mar 2011Mar 2011
thesunandthesea
OOOOOOH YOU ARE A ONE Poem

OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1494637Mar 2011Apr 2012
thesunandthesea
A little ditty Poem

A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL...

Unknown4401Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
A LITTLE MAGICK LOL Poem

A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOLJust following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx...

andrew14947914Mar 2011Apr 2012
paloma66
Cat Food Poem

Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me......

Hekamaat92917Mar 2011Mar 2011
Hekamaat
The tale of an Insomniac Poem

The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP...

Unknown55311Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Never play poker with tarot cards Poem

Never play poker with tarot cardsMy friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go...

Unknown78510Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
The day I met you Hummor Poem

The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi...

Unknown4407Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Attempts at limericks Poem

Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date...

Unknown2871Mar 2011Mar 2011
schawalski
Smoke signals Poem

Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times......

Hekamaat1,01411Mar 2011Mar 2011
marikia
I cant find what im looking for Poem

I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on...

Unknown2896Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
My DD Poem

My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong...

Unknown2330Mar 2011
Stoned Poem

StonedReal friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'...

Unknown4638Mar 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
A Man from Mars Poem

A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'....

Unknown47011Mar 2011Apr 2011
Ladybee42
Oscar speech Poem

Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...

mcradloff7615Mar 2011Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
rock and roll Poem

rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving...

agoodguy2have4099Mar 2011Mar 2011
caroljoyce
meter police Poem

meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there......

agoodguy2have4977Mar 2011Mar 2011
Macduff5
did u know that AWARE rhymes with UN FAIR Poem

did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely.....

Unknown6874Feb 2011Feb 2011
jazzy75
Greeny Queeny START Poem

Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th...

Hekamaat8035Feb 2011Mar 2011
Hekamaat
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 1 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig...

Hekamaat8004Feb 2011Feb 2011
agoodguy2have
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 2 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t...

Hekamaat8474Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5

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