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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Drink it all awayLil song I wrote...... | madtat29 | 1,123 | 5 | Nov 2015 | Jan 2016 madtat29 |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 738 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!... | sophiasummer | 798 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!... | sophiasummer | 805 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 796 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r... | morgen90210 | 1,491 | 21 | Sep 2015 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 700 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 935 | 2 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 722 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
The Cat in the Hatjust a bit on nonsense... | Retsina_007 | 686 | 5 | Aug 2015 | Oct 2018 runningshiva |
Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m... | joey629 | 377 | 4 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 joey629 |
mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t... | falling_satelite | 461 | 2 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 raphael119 |
little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke... | ozipole144 | 390 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 beautifulyou |
ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.... | godsprincess | 1,622 | 31 | Jul 2015 | Sep 2015 cafetwo2010 |
Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie.... | Macduff5 | 723 | 4 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have h... | Unknown | 470 | 1 | Jul 2015 | Oct 2015 Unknown |
World in a Half Filled CupJust a bit of fun. =)... | gypsyforyou | 326 | 4 | Jun 2015 | Jun 2015 gypsyforyou |
LOVE AND TOLERANCEMY QUOTE... | Unknown | 473 | 4 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES... | Unknown | 490 | 0 | Jun 2015 | |
DEFEATPARABLE... | Unknown | 484 | 1 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
daddy long legs (crane fly )a lighthearted take on the lil critters... | trust63 | 689 | 4 | May 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 539 | 0 | May 2015 | |
My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi... | peachmelba | 482 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 434 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one... | honeybear3000 | 943 | 6 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 honeybear3000 |
BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL... | Unknown | 495 | 2 | Apr 2015 | May 2015 Unknown |
I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo... | honeybear3000 | 1,127 | 7 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 madtat29 |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 553 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY |
I wonderInfluenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,... | peachmelba | 495 | 5 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 peachmelba |
THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.... | rusticbink | 800 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2017 rusticbink |
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki... | tigertales | 239 | 0 | Apr 2015 | |
METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!... | WILDANDREADY | 710 | 3 | Mar 2015 | Jul 2015 godsprincess |
I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b... | KatyaPilar | 271 | 0 | Mar 2015 | |
Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th... | 48jojo | 593 | 8 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Likethesunshine |
Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out... | steve1223 | 1,101 | 3 | Mar 2015 | Apr 2015 moongirl1 |
Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?... | Spartacus2012 | 1,011 | 5 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Spartacus2012 |
AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!... | WILDANDREADY | 660 | 5 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 WILDANDREADY |
who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch... | wayne34 | 683 | 2 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Feb 2015 | |
Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h... | peachmelba | 769 | 9 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 peachmelba |
Not a poem, a card from my daughterFamily... | 48jojo | 557 | 8 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s... | peachmelba | 653 | 11 | Feb 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess |
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