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Drink it all away Poem

Drink it all awayLil song I wrote......

madtat291,1235Nov 2015Jan 2016
madtat29
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7380Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 2 Poem

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

sophiasummer7980Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 1 Poem

Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!...

sophiasummer8050Oct 2015
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7960Sep 2015
Do not leave without a comment Poem

Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r...

morgen902101,49121Sep 2015Feb 2016
morgen90210
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1237000Sep 2015
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1239352Sep 2015Sep 2015
ladygwen123
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0077222Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
The Cat in the Hat Poem

The Cat in the Hatjust a bit on nonsense...

Retsina_0076865Aug 2015Oct 2018
runningshiva
Nowhere Poem

Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m...

joey6293774Aug 2015Aug 2015
joey629
mr bee Poem

mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t...

falling_satelite4612Jul 2015Jul 2015
raphael119
little ditty Poem

little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke...

ozipole1443900Jul 2015Jul 2015
beautifulyou

ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th....

godsprincess1,62231Jul 2015Sep 2015
cafetwo2010
Blind Date Poem

Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie....

Macduff57234Jul 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
Anchored Poem

Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body  Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor  You have h...

Unknown4701Jul 2015Oct 2015
Unknown
World in a Half Filled Cup Poem

World in a Half Filled CupJust a bit of fun. =)...

gypsyforyou3264Jun 2015Jun 2015
gypsyforyou
Unknown4734Jun 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE Poem

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES...

Unknown4900Jun 2015
DEFEAT Poem

DEFEATPARABLE...

Unknown4841Jun 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
daddy long legs crane fly Poem

daddy long legs (crane fly )a lighthearted take on the lil critters...

trust636894May 2015May 2015
godsprincess
David Letterman Poem

David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year....

mcradloff5390May 2015
My bro jim Poem

My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi...

peachmelba4821May 2015May 2015
peachmelba
Jim Poem

JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci...

Unknown4341May 2015May 2015
peachmelba
Caught Poem

Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one...

honeybear30009436Apr 2015Apr 2015
honeybear3000
BEYOND THE VEIL Poem

BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL...

Unknown4952Apr 2015May 2015
Unknown
I Eat Peaches Poem

I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo...

honeybear30001,1277Apr 2015Apr 2015
madtat29
7 DAY FORECAST Poem

7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!...

WILDANDREADY5532Apr 2015Apr 2015
WILDANDREADY
I wonder Poem

I wonderInfluenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,...

peachmelba4955Apr 2015Apr 2015
peachmelba
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink8002Apr 2015Apr 2017
rusticbink
Being New Poem

Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...

tigertales2390Apr 2015
METRO P C S Poem

METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!...

WILDANDREADY7103Mar 2015Jul 2015
godsprincess
I have been thinking Poem

I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b...

KatyaPilar2710Mar 2015
Time Ticks Away Poem

Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th...

48jojo5938Mar 2015Mar 2015
Likethesunshine
Competition de Flatus Poem

Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out...

steve12231,1013Mar 2015Apr 2015
moongirl1
Greedy date haiku Poem

Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?...

Spartacus20121,0115Mar 2015Mar 2015
Spartacus2012
AFFAIRS Poem

AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!...

WILDANDREADY6605Feb 2015Feb 2015
WILDANDREADY
who are you Poem

who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch...

wayne346832Feb 2015Feb 2015
beautifulyou
ME Poem

MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same....

Unknown2950Feb 2015
Peach on the beach Poem

Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h...

peachmelba7699Feb 2015Feb 2015
peachmelba
48jojo5578Feb 2015Feb 2015
beautifulyou
Ants Poem

AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s...

peachmelba65311Feb 2015May 2015
godsprincess

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