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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess... | Unknown | 324 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 QuietStormF |
drink poemshows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub... | scarwolve | 346 | 5 | Nov 2009 | Apr 2010 Unknown |
NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way.... | Unknown | 474 | 5 | Nov 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have... | Unknown | 348 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
Empty NestAn "empty-nesters" poem... | amahlala | 463 | 17 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Redex |
i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r... | virgosign | 907 | 7 | Oct 2009 | May 2011 virgosign |
A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi... | diash | 407 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs... | Unknown | 352 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil... | Unknown | 254 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live... | Unknown | 401 | 4 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t... | Unknown | 448 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!... | Unknown | 368 | 6 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 604 | 2 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.... | Juneau | 3,125 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Juneau |
The Spel ChekerI have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your... | Juneau | 689 | 5 | Oct 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.... | Unknown | 315 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Get NoticedThrow that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..... | virgosingle | 499 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Jul 2012 Unknown |
On the Brink of a BankBroke... | Unknown | 490 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner.... | Unknown | 433 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 440 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 467 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad SpellingThis is about as evil as I get...God help me!... | Unknown | 951 | 10 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)... | Unknown | 538 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 323 | 7 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 382 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!... | Unknown | 3,458 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face... | Unknown | 636 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I... | Unknown | 395 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :OOh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I... | Unknown | 373 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Fun Poem.If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)... | pinksugar | 651 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 pinksugar |
Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting... | Unknown | 352 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi... | Unknown | 327 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.... | boyshchrm6 | 453 | 8 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 boyshchrm6 |
~C~D~B~Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)... | Bentlee | 810 | 13 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 312 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos... | Unknown | 308 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
STRETCHAh a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.... | Bentlee | 611 | 6 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
Two –Time LooserThis is written about some one that I was once married to lol... | spiritwalker | 443 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
My friend’s family and a bikemany of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke... | sabeel | 636 | 5 | Aug 2009 | Sep 2009 sabeel |
Nittee the GnatHa ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)... | Bentlee | 762 | 10 | Aug 2009 | Aug 2009 Bentlee |
~The 3 legged duck~:) ha i love it, cheers all.... | Bentlee | 1,112 | 16 | Aug 2009 | Mar 2021 Bentlee |
Dodges PoemIt's just random... | Unknown | 323 | 1 | Aug 2009 | Aug 2009 Bentlee |
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