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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. .... | hedistuff | 1,053 | 24 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 hedistuff |
The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?... | cambuff | 319 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
My "New" CarYay!... | Unknown | 455 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 394 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 400 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?... | Unknown | 647 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal... | cambuff | 339 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 amahlala |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
paddys shotgun weddingWell on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the chur... | Unknown | 350 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.... | swade777 | 778 | 7 | Aug 2010 | May 2011 thesunandthesea |
Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)... | gardenhackle | 363 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 501 | 10 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m... | Unknown | 322 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every... | gardenhackle | 503 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p... | Unknown | 425 | 9 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 388 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself... | Unknown | 339 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...... | Unknown | 440 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Warning!The drug commercials!!!... | Unknown | 488 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
HaikuIn stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish... | Unknown | 360 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Still CluelessTrue story... | Unknown | 433 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 600 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 302 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
Weather ReportJust for fun.... | Unknown | 418 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 hedistuff |
Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D... | Unknown | 318 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!... | cambuff | 508 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 amahlala |
LostTwo weeks lost in our new city....... | amahlala | 538 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Redex |
To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req... | Unknown | 357 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Monkey GongBreathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over a... | fjamesj9701 | 1,117 | 24 | Jul 2010 | Apr 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w... | ironman | 386 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?... | gardenhackle | 400 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 gardenhackle |
Just a thoughtJust a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!... | cambuff | 385 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 paloma66 |
HIM, HER and THEMHIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of... | cambuff | 464 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor.... | cambuff | 471 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 trurorob |
TemptationWould you give in to temptation?... | amahlala | 408 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
Jerry"s Final ThoughtsSome time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is... | ironman | 451 | 2 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol... | cambuff | 443 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 stareyes |
Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom... | gardenhackle | 350 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
SpamYou never know!! or do you??... | trurorob | 2,287 | 47 | Jul 2010 | Oct 2020 southmiami4321 |
love gamesA little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother qu... | Unknown | 282 | 2 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Redex |
Yankee DoodleA conglomeration of several I have known...... | Unknown | 331 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
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