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just fun riddles Poem

just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ....

hedistuff1,05324Aug 2010Aug 2010
hedistuff
The Demon in the Kitchen Poem

The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?...

cambuff3192Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
Unknown4555Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3944Aug 2010Aug 2010
Ladybee42
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle4000Aug 2010
Haiku Ahhhtchoo Poem

Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?...

Unknown6478Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Kings Command Part 2 Poem

Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal...

cambuff3391Aug 2010Aug 2010
amahlala
The kings Command Part 1 Poem

The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas...

cambuff2800Aug 2010
paddys shotgun wedding Poem

paddys shotgun weddingWell on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the chur...

Unknown3503Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poem

...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form....

swade7777787Aug 2010May 2011
thesunandthesea
Optimist Haiku Poem

Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)...

gardenhackle3635Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
On The Beach lol Poem

On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx...

andrew14950110Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
domestic bliss part 2 Poem

domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m...

Unknown3224Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Till Death Do Us Part Poem

Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every...

gardenhackle50311Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
domestic bliss part1 Poem

domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p...

Unknown4259Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Election Day Poem

Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!...

Unknown3884Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
King of the Cat World Poem

King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy...

Unknown3502Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Lifes Toys Poem

Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself...

Unknown3392Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
Huh Poem

Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing......

Unknown4407Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Warning Poem

Warning!The drug commercials!!!...

Unknown4887Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Haiku Poem

HaikuIn stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish...

Unknown3603Jul 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Still Clueless Poem

Still CluelessTrue story...

Unknown4337Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff6005Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Ten Minutes Poem

Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th...

gardenhackle3025Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
Weather Report Poem

Weather ReportJust for fun....

Unknown4183Jul 2010Jul 2010
hedistuff
Are We There Yet Poem

Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D...

Unknown3184Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Dont shot me Im just writer Poem

Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!...

cambuff5088Jul 2010Jul 2010
amahlala
Lost Poem

LostTwo weeks lost in our new city.......

amahlala5389Jul 2010Jul 2010
Redex
To Beauty Poem

To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req...

Unknown3570Jul 2010
Monkey Gong Poem

Monkey GongBreathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over a...

fjamesj97011,11724Jul 2010Apr 2013
fjamesj9701
Canadian Football league Poem

Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w...

ironman3860Jul 2010
Girl from Nantucket Poem

Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?...

gardenhackle4006Jul 2010Jul 2010
gardenhackle
Just a thought Poem

Just a thoughtJust a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!...

cambuff3856Jul 2010Jul 2010
paloma66
HIM HER and THEM Poem

HIM, HER and THEMHIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of...

cambuff4646Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
An Homage Poem

An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor....

cambuff4716Jul 2010Jul 2010
trurorob
Temptation Poem

TemptationWould you give in to temptation?...

amahlala4086Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Jerrys Final Thoughts Poem

Jerry"s Final ThoughtsSome time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is...

ironman4512Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Cuttin Free Poem

Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol...

cambuff4435Jul 2010Jul 2010
stareyes
Tragic Anachronism Poem

Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom...

gardenhackle3504Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Spam Poem

SpamYou never know!! or do you??...

trurorob2,28747Jul 2010Oct 2020
southmiami4321
love games Poem

love gamesA little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother qu...

Unknown2822Jul 2010Jul 2010
Redex
Yankee Doodle Poem

Yankee DoodleA conglomeration of several I have known......

Unknown3314Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown

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