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Pay your way Poem

Pay your wayits life as we know it jim....

optimisticme3362Nov 2021Nov 2021
southmiami4321
Wonder Poem

WonderNothing...

optimisticme3071Nov 2021Nov 2021
Abby1963
A Little Sailboat Poem

A Little SailboatI don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a li...

EyeLook4U2560Oct 2021
Treasure Chest Poem

Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend....

Mizzy43496Oct 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff
Two gun Suzie Poem

Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city...

Oceanzest4445Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
Moth joke Poem

Moth jokeI do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this.....

Oceanzest3815Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
SILLY Poem

SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR...

optimisticme2941Oct 2021Oct 2021
Oceanzest
Two laughs English style Poem

Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf...

Oceanzest3051Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
Ode to a meat pie Poem

Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it...

Oceanzest5326Oct 2021Oct 2021
salamuna
Poem for the cat Poem

Poem for the catPoetry for cats...

Oceanzest3547Sep 2021Sep 2021
niah9
Um Poem

UmThis Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I...

M_U_D2670Sep 2021
Poems from the south Poem

Poems from the southsome random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass...

Oceanzest2863Sep 2021Sep 2021
southmiami4321
Adolfs shirts Poem

Adolf's shirtsAdolf's shirts...

Oceanzest3273Aug 2021Sep 2021
Oceanzest
Grandma Poem

GrandmaCountry times...

Oceanzest3413Aug 2021Sep 2021
mcradloff
Earthquakes In Alaska Poem

Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo...

EyeLook4U2544Aug 2021Aug 2021
southmiami4321
FOOD HAIKU POEMS Poem

FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun....

JoyCrest317-Aug 2021
Sing along Poem

Sing alongla la la la la...

Oceanzest5633Aug 2021Aug 2021
Letstalkitover
bark Poem

barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit....

john_keats20212455Jul 2021Jul 2021
salamuna
the dog Poem

the dogyes bored and yet more flows out....

john_keats20211960Jul 2021
Easy going Poem

Easy goingIt’s summer out there...

yaspark3798Jul 2021Sep 2021
yaspark
Two St Bernards in a bar Poem

Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar...

Oceanzest3659Jul 2021Sep 2021
morgen90210
realdeal8902752Jul 2021Jul 2021
godsprincess
Puzzle Poem

PuzzlePuzzle time...

Oceanzest3975Jul 2021Jul 2021
FargoFan
The angel in my beer Poem

The angel in my beerthere's an angel in my beer...

Oceanzest4228Jul 2021Jul 2021
Letstalkitover
Elmos AWOLNATION Sail Parody Poem

Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out...

Unknown2180Jul 2021
yaspark42513Jun 2021Jul 2021
yaspark
Cluedo Poem

CluedoRunning through the characters for fun...

Oceanzest2724Jun 2021Jun 2021
godsprincess
Haiku challenge Poem

Haiku challengeJust trying.....

yaspark38913Jun 2021Jun 2021
yaspark
Im not a Poet Im just a nice lad Poem

I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des...

DK10013215Jun 2021Jun 2021
Abby1963
White van man Poem

White van manturning expectation on its head...

Oceanzest2620Jun 2021
eeerrrmmmm Poem

eeerrrmmmmRewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These har...

Rikco113242May 2021Jun 2021
Rikco11
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS Poem

ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the...

maymyo2381May 2021May 2021
Oceanzest
She Gets By with Saying Im Sorry Poem

She Gets By with Saying I'm SorryShe gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start...

EyeLook4U2611May 2021May 2021
Oceanzest
Safari suit Lenny Poem

Safari suit LennyFictional Lenny from the Colonial Office...

Oceanzest2703May 2021May 2021
southmiami4321
Love on the edge of town Poem

Love on the edge of towntread carefully...

Oceanzest2991May 2021May 2021
Mizzy4
Pigeon Poem

PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo...

DK10013514May 2021May 2021
DK1001
Juju Poem

Jujulife within the walls...

Oceanzest2761Apr 2021Apr 2021
Mizzy4
To Clap Or Not To Clap Poem

To Clap Or Not To ClapGot a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads....

mcradloff2603Apr 2021Apr 2021
Mizzy4
Mosquito Coast Poem

Mosquito CoastEast coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it....

Oceanzest2643Apr 2021Apr 2021
Oceanzest
Anomaly Poem

AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual.......

salamuna4775Apr 2021Apr 2021
morgen90210
The ghost of Chairman Mao Poem

The ghost of Chairman MaoIn John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief....

Oceanzest3536Mar 2021Mar 2021
godsprincess
The Flying Dutchman Poem

The Flying DutchmanJust 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ......

salamuna71610Mar 2021Sep 19
salamuna

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