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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Pay your wayits life as we know it jim.... | optimisticme | 336 | 2 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 southmiami4321 |
WonderNothing... | optimisticme | 307 | 1 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 Abby1963 |
A Little SailboatI don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a li... | EyeLook4U | 256 | 0 | Oct 2021 | |
Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.... | Mizzy4 | 349 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city... | Oceanzest | 444 | 5 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Moth jokeI do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..... | Oceanzest | 381 | 5 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR... | optimisticme | 294 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Oceanzest |
Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf... | Oceanzest | 305 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it... | Oceanzest | 532 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 salamuna |
Poem for the catPoetry for cats... | Oceanzest | 354 | 7 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 niah9 |
UmThis Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I... | M_U_D | 267 | 0 | Sep 2021 | |
Poems from the southsome random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass... | Oceanzest | 286 | 3 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 southmiami4321 |
Adolf's shirtsAdolf's shirts... | Oceanzest | 327 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Sep 2021 Oceanzest |
GrandmaCountry times... | Oceanzest | 341 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Sep 2021 mcradloff |
Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo... | EyeLook4U | 254 | 4 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 southmiami4321 |
FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun.... | JoyCrest | 317 | - | Aug 2021 | |
Sing alongla la la la la... | Oceanzest | 563 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 Letstalkitover |
barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.... | john_keats2021 | 245 | 5 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 salamuna |
the dogyes bored and yet more flows out.... | john_keats2021 | 196 | 0 | Jul 2021 | |
Easy goingIt’s summer out there... | yaspark | 379 | 8 | Jul 2021 | Sep 2021 yaspark |
Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar... | Oceanzest | 365 | 9 | Jul 2021 | Sep 2021 morgen90210 |
Smilesmile... | realdeal890 | 275 | 2 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 godsprincess |
PuzzlePuzzle time... | Oceanzest | 397 | 5 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 FargoFan |
The angel in my beerthere's an angel in my beer... | Oceanzest | 422 | 8 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 Letstalkitover |
Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out... | Unknown | 218 | 0 | Jul 2021 | |
Ocean’s haiku challenge-2Another try..... | yaspark | 425 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Jul 2021 yaspark |
CluedoRunning through the characters for fun... | Oceanzest | 272 | 4 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 godsprincess |
Haiku challengeJust trying..... | yaspark | 389 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 yaspark |
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des... | DK1001 | 321 | 5 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 Abby1963 |
White van manturning expectation on its head... | Oceanzest | 262 | 0 | Jun 2021 | |
eeerrrmmmmRewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These har... | Rikco11 | 324 | 2 | May 2021 | Jun 2021 Rikco11 |
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the... | maymyo | 238 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 Oceanzest |
She Gets By with Saying I'm SorryShe gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start... | EyeLook4U | 261 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 Oceanzest |
Safari suit LennyFictional Lenny from the Colonial Office... | Oceanzest | 270 | 3 | May 2021 | May 2021 southmiami4321 |
Love on the edge of towntread carefully... | Oceanzest | 299 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 Mizzy4 |
PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo... | DK1001 | 351 | 4 | May 2021 | May 2021 DK1001 |
Jujulife within the walls... | Oceanzest | 276 | 1 | Apr 2021 | Apr 2021 Mizzy4 |
To Clap Or Not To ClapGot a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.... | mcradloff | 260 | 3 | Apr 2021 | Apr 2021 Mizzy4 |
Mosquito CoastEast coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.... | Oceanzest | 264 | 3 | Apr 2021 | Apr 2021 Oceanzest |
AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....... | salamuna | 477 | 5 | Apr 2021 | Apr 2021 morgen90210 |
The ghost of Chairman MaoIn John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.... | Oceanzest | 353 | 6 | Mar 2021 | Mar 2021 godsprincess |
The Flying DutchmanJust 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...... | salamuna | 716 | 10 | Mar 2021 | Sep 19 salamuna |
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