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Wet Dream Poem

Wet DreamJust checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol...

Happygolucky4u86914Feb 2011Dec 2020
Mizzy4
Show me the way Poem

Show me the way!...Was it something I said...?...

Hekamaat9357Feb 2011Feb 2011
gnj4u
My lifes a Deck of Cards Poem

My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure....

Unknown66314Feb 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
Jamologist Poem

JamologistOh- wonder of modern technology; Oh- miracle which is the machine; Oh- joy of modern life: Thou makest our existance so easy; Thou helpest us to...

Hekamaat1,0718Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
voices in the night Poem

voices in the nightTonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep...

Unknown2961Feb 2011Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Anyone for Tennis Poem

Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis...

Buffybear5755Feb 2011Feb 2011
Buffybear
The Busker Poem

The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien...

Hekamaat5125Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
Tears for Two Poem

Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12...

Unknown57511Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
50 Words 50 Words challenge Poem

50 Words (50 Words challenge)I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut tha...

Hekamaat4437Feb 2011Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Marriage Andrews 50 word poem Poem

Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening...

bestbefore3707Feb 2011Feb 2011
bestbefore
Silly me Andrews 50 word challenge Poem

Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?...

Unknown5073Feb 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
four by fifty Poem

four by fiftydedicated to a gently wise Englishman...

agoodguy2have3706Feb 2011Feb 2011
caroljoyce
First and Last Meeting Poem

First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????...

boyshchrm643011Feb 2011Feb 2011
boyshchrm6
Greenfingers Poem

GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one...

Hekamaat4734Feb 2011Feb 2011
Hekamaat
For the lovely members of CS Pt 1 Poem

For the lovely members of CS Pt.1'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)...

Divinitymagic78614Feb 2011Feb 2011
Divinitymagic
Sawasdee Welcome to Thailand Poem

‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL...

thesunandthesea5058Feb 2011Feb 2011
gnj4u
Angel Poem

AngelThis came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road......

Hekamaat4542Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
IF SHED SHUT UP UD UNSTAND AMBERS RUN Poem

IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUNIF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGH...

Unknown3151Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
whats in a W O R D Poem

what's in a W.O.R.D.???Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents...

swade77771312Feb 2011Feb 2011
swade777
MY only GUY at night Poem

MY only GUY..at night..:")I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol...

thesunandthesea91725Feb 2011Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Golf Poem

GolfI got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel....

mcradloff8323Feb 2011Aug 2011
mcradloff
Unavailable again Poem

Unavailable again....Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!...

Unknown2835Feb 2011Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Faking it Poem

Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)...

Unknown47912Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
National Anthem Poem

National AnthemI must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!...

mcradloff6435Feb 2011Aug 2011
mcradloff
Stuck in Snowville Poem

Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!...

boyshchrm659222Feb 2011Mar 2011
boyshchrm6
ARE YOU A FLIRT LOL no Im not Poem

ARE YOU A FLIRT? LOL no I'm not!!!LOL I am happy to write it and you MUST enjoy reading it!!!! My COMMAND))) LOL I'M SORRY I'M KIDDING))) >_</// I just love FEBRUARY))))) AND I...

thesunandthesea1,17933Feb 2011Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
WHISKY TUTOR Poem

WHISKY TUTORComments appreciated please both good and bad x...

Julia653212Feb 2011Feb 2011
jazzy75
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE LOL Poem

TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew14986423Feb 2011Nov 2013
Ravensgold
chased rites Poem

chased ritessum vary waisted thyme......

agoodguy2have3476Feb 2011Feb 2011
gnj4u
Super Heroes Poem

Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!...

mcradloff5332Feb 2011Feb 2011
mcradloff
HaHaHa Poem

HaHaHaI spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites....

mcradloff6663Jan 2011Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
YOU SHOULD READ ITS IMPORTANT Poem

YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!Let’s talk off the air! LOL...

thesunandthesea88915Jan 2011Mar 2011
thesunandthesea
Jeepers Poem

JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line...

iluvisis14543Jan 2011Aug 2011
marikia
Idle poets Poem

Idle poets!I write. You write. They write. Write Right!...

byfaith6557Jan 2011Jan 2011
byfaith
Do you believe in destiny Poem

Do you believe in destiny?Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeee...

thesunandthesea1,31519Jan 2011Jan 2011
thesunandthesea
WINE Poem

WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun.......

Unknown6104Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
The Postman always calls twice Poem

The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL....

Unknown4527Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
The Horse from the Course challenge Poem

The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot...

SCatlyn1,54926Jan 2011May 2014
SCatlyn
Spiders is Clever lol Poem

Spiders is Clever (lol)lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX...

andrew14970620Jan 2011Jun 2011
Redex
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3215Jan 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
About nothing Poem

About nothingSuggested by a comment to one poem....

marikia5790Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
The Man In The Moon Poem

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Unknown2250Jan 2011

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