| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho... | mcradloff | 639 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | mcradloff | 547 | 6 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
 De-seperatedJust humor... | kickit22 | 909 | 3 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 morgen90210 |
The Illinois HillbilliesParody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion... | mcradloff | 507 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
 A Shadow Called EgoMaking a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))... | Yankee4you | 660 | 5 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 cherryreggae |
 LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 803 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 |
More Predictions for the FutureThis time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.... | mcradloff | 570 | 4 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
 Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a... | morgen90210 | 446 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Poetnumber1 |
 Zen decafBehold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect... | cafetwo2010 | 806 | 16 | Jan 2013 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Predictions for the FutureJust having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i... | mcradloff | 580 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
 Memories.Thinking back... | 2725dl | 466 | 3 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 morgen90210 |
 The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 400 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Cash FlowIf there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times w... | EyeLook4U | 463 | 2 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 EyeLook4U |
 The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol... | Unknown | 539 | 4 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!... | Unknown | 448 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
 "The Runaway Handbag?"a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!... | sophiasummer | 698 | 4 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)... | Yankee4you | 847 | 7 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2017 Happychatty1 |
Last tango on the roof'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'l... | cafetwo2010 | 517 | 3 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Yankee4you |
10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!... | Unknown | 477 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
 GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe... | andrew149 | 692 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 beautifulyou |
 tHe EnD oF tHe WorLDWritten about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're i... | Buffybear | 579 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
 Judge JudyYou folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your fa... | SundaySilence | 1,848 | 14 | Dec 2012 | Nov 2013 SundaySilence |
 She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a... | steve1223 | 408 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 steve1223 |
Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I... | Unknown | 288 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 343 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
 billy done run wildsoomebody stop me...... | hedistuff | 552 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pmToday is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate... | morgen90210 | 461 | 2 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
 SWEET TAXPAYERTEN LINES POEM... | GUZMAN1 | 662 | 2 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Poetnumber1 |
BRIEF POETRYListen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the superma... | GUZMAN1 | 601 | 5 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti... | Unknown | 365 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada... | Unknown | 349 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
We all know someone like thisThis was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)... | Unknown | 378 | 3 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem... | Unknown | 380 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)... | Unknown | 348 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?... | Unknown | 309 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)... | Unknown | 342 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Children playingWatching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman... | Unknown | 340 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
ConfusedHate xmas rapping... | Unknown | 361 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 trurorob |
Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol... | Unknown | 243 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Forty somethingDon't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol... | Unknown | 257 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |
Barking dog, croaking frogjust playing about with the kids... | Unknown | 338 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 cherryreggae |
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00... | mcradloff | 881 | 13 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 mcradloff |