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The Little People Poem

The Little PeopleA poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery....

Fiznh133635Dec 2013Dec 2013
Fiznh13
My first time Poem

My first timeJust a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind...

Unknown5081Dec 2013Dec 2013
mimzy333
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND Poem

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att...

real_khan5155Nov 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
Yankee4you64310Nov 2013Nov 2013
Yankee4you
Jack Jill Poem

Jack & JillA different take...

steve12235085Nov 2013Nov 2013
jonE2tone
You cant play in my yard I dont love you anymore Poem

You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!...

Unknown4982Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
I did it Haiku Poem

I did it (Haiku)Humorous Haiku for you.......

Yankee4you7776Nov 2013Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Tavern Tale Poem

Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards...

morgen902106658Nov 2013Nov 2013
morgen90210
a day in the life of married man Poem

a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp...

hedistuff7083Nov 2013Nov 2013
Earlgreytea
Horror Night Poem

Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st...

steve12233462Nov 2013Nov 2013
Redex
Invisible Poem

Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human.......

Unknown43511Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
like hallmark i think Poem

like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol.......

honeybear30004500Oct 2013
Yankee4you8089Oct 2013Nov 2013
trurorob
Personal Life Poem

Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L...

Unknown2311Oct 2013Oct 2013
fjamesj9701
Prison Break Poem

Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her...

steve12235014Oct 2013Oct 2013
Poetnumber1
Innocent love Poem

Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away...

Jokerman734054Oct 2013Oct 2013
Unknown
The junk collectors bedtime story Poem

The junk collector`s bedtime storyI wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just ha...

IBjunkin76810Oct 2013Mar 2015
beautifulyou
Shadow Shadow Poem

Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din...

nixxo3210Oct 2013
P S your monster Poem

P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again...

morgen902103972Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
Wanna Hear My Story Poem

Wanna Hear My Story ?This Poem Is Just My Imagination...

Safiazar2681Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
SIMPLE SIMON Poem

SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme...

studecar9113Oct 2013Oct 2013
rapturecapture
Freestyle rhyme Poem

Freestyle rhymeNo idea...

MaxxHeart253460Oct 2013
Me love you long time Poem

Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I...

cafetwo20107169Oct 2013May 2014
SCatlyn
Ode to the outhouse poet Poem

Ode to the outhouse poet..just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol...

Spartacus20123,96512Oct 2013Oct 2013
Spartacus2012
Mormon Lake Mud Poem

Mormon Lake MudStarts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to b...

wranglersam3091Oct 2013Oct 2013
Redex
Unknown5426Oct 2013Oct 2013
mcradloff
Unknown2560Oct 2013
super duck Poem

super duckpumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out in...

darkhorse5557818Sep 2013Dec 2013
Yankee4you
Anomaly Poem

"Anomaly"Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who b...

IvoryPetals3942Sep 2013Sep 2013
IvoryPetals
The three things to take challenge Poem

The three things to take (challenge)I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thi...

Unknown48411Sep 2013Sep 2013
Unknown
the toad gets vengance Poem

the toad gets venganceOn her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her lo...

wayne343751Sep 2013Sep 2013
darkhorse555
Better Off Poem

Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets....

Yankee4you6694Sep 2013Sep 2013
darkhorse555
RIP Poem

RIPBeneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse...

steve12234030Sep 2013
Marys Lamb Poem

Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i...

steve12234081Sep 2013Sep 2013
ladyjewel
the things i would take challenge Poem

the things i would take challengeOnto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Wi...

wayne344839Sep 2013Sep 2013
Redex
Earthsea Soup Poem

Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le...

morgen902105126Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Careful what you wish for Poem

Careful what you wish for!I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)...

hedistuff8231Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Help Poem

HelpTruth...

stevendish672761Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
This Is The Pits Poem

This Is The PitsHow do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it...

steve12234625Sep 2013Sep 2013
steve1223
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN Poem

THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man...

Dejavu4u6369Sep 2013Sep 2013
Dejavu4u
Slightly Cloudy Poem

Slightly CloudySlightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered...

fjamesj970196516Sep 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Rhubarb runs Poem

Rhubarb runsI wrote this poem when i was 13 yrs old. i am now 60yrs old and this is the first time it has ever been written down. i have kept this poem inside my...

ppviking12170Sep 2013

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