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Happy Man Blues Poem

Happy Man BluesParody of Love in Vain...

Oceanzest4773Feb 2021Mar 2021
Oceanzest
coining it Poem

coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in...

yachtsman_740410Feb 2021Mar 2021
ReaderOfSouls
fizzion chips Poem

fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of...

yachtsman_74237Feb 2021Feb 2021
Nuwahri61
Little April Poem

Little Aprilblues lyrics, calendar love...

Oceanzest2861Jan 2021Jan 2021
southmiami4321
Gossip Poem

GossipThe dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most importan...

Unknown2110Dec 2020
Driving Miss Daisy Poem

Driving Miss Daisy......Unusually black night driving back from a job .........

Nuwahri614065Nov 2020Dec 2020
Nuwahri61
William Shakey Poem

William ShakeyAn ode to the life less lived...

Oceanzest3430Nov 2020

VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku...

FargoFan2980Sep 2020
Joke Poem

Joketime for some levity...

Oceanzest3342Sep 2020Oct 2020
southmiami4321
Angry dwarf Poem

Angry dwarfA dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting...

Oceanzest2941Sep 2020Sep 2020
FargoFan
Writers block Poem

Writers blockPoetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a...

Oceanzest2962Sep 2020Sep 2020
niah9
Death bed joke Poem

Death bed jokespotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video...

Oceanzest2521Sep 2020Sep 2020
southmiami4321
Nun of the Above Poem

Nun of the Abovesome zesty word play .....

Oceanzest2340Sep 2020
Masks and the office Poem

Masks and the officeMasks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha...

Oceanzest3422Aug 2020Aug 2020
godsprincess
Towering Wino Poem

Towering WinoDon't dream about this guy :)...

Oceanzest2720Aug 2020
Cow Attack Poem

Cow AttackA little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned...

ReaderOfSouls1,1024Jun 2020Jun 2020
ReaderOfSouls
Driving Error Poem

Driving ErrorDriving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam...

DK10012470Jun 2020
Night adventure Poem

Night adventureJust an attempt to write something funny...

salamuna4105May 2020May 2020
salamuna
The Horse Clinician Poem

The Horse ClinicianLast Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a tellin...

ReaderOfSouls3923May 2020May 2020
ReaderOfSouls
Be Twixed Poem

Be-TwixedHow do you like your chocolate?...

Unknown3051May 2020May 2020
Versus
Ten Little Boyfriends Poem

Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS....

JoyCrest5444Apr 2020May 2020
Candylane
On and On and On She Goes Poem

On and On and On She GoesI must be a terrible person....

doglover1445411Apr 2020Apr 2020
doglover14
Round and Round Poem

Round and RoundA thought on life...

justarius3928Mar 2020Apr 2020
justarius
Online Dating Poem

Online DatingA fun tale about the trouble with online dating....

justarius4504Feb 2020Apr 2020
doglover14
Clearance rack Poem

Clearance rackOverheard this sorting through the clearance rack...

yaspark62012Jan 2020Feb 2020
yaspark
Let your Love Shine Its Time Poem

Let your Love Shine! It's Time!True loves Desires...

Unknown4020Dec 2019
Vicky Poem

VickyThe Landing Strip Is Now Open...

PassionateArtist3872Oct 2019Oct 2019
PassionateArtist
THE F word Poem

THE F-wordfreedom is learning out of education time essential for knowledge....

tebogo972560Sep 2019
IF Poem

IFSometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))...

salamuna79321Sep 2019Oct 2019
chu__
Bunny Poem

BunnyI often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem....

Licklelegs3373Aug 2019Sep 2019
EXRED
Toilet power Dad growls Poem

Toilet power, Dad growlsYou know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha...

morgen9021059718Aug 2019Mar 2020
morgen90210
farewell BMW Poem

farewell BMWWell I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was go...

walRU4013Aug 2019Aug 2019
Don_Fred
CRUEL RAIN Poem

CRUEL RAINIts rained for days i'm locked in...

EXRED49113Aug 2019Aug 2019
EXRED
Shy guys Poem

Shy guys.Don't be shy.. Just say hi.. I don't bite. ??...

Arisra2631Jul 2019Jul 2019
IvoryPetals
MY NEW GARDEN Poem

MY NEW GARDENObservations making my new garden grow for birds and ME...

EXRED53118Jun 2019Jul 2019
EXRED
No More Sad Poems Poem

No More Sad PoemsNo need for sad poems A millionaire is not going to give me money To brighten up my life And make all my days be sunny The rich have jets and ya...

EyeLook4U3703Jun 2019Jun 2019
southmiami4321
Sorry Poem

SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out...

Abby19636109Jun 2019Jun 2019
Abby1963
Lower Back Pain Poem

Lower Back PainI've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt....

datatraveler312970Jun 2019
DAYDREAMING Poem

DAYDREAMINGJust daydreaming AGAIN...

EXRED44912Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
A RUDE AWAKENING Poem

A RUDE AWAKENINGGlad I don't dream much...

EXRED53517Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUVE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE Poem

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCEGot to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have...

EXRED40812Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
triangle Poem

"triangle"spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had...

walRU3887Jun 2019Jun 2019
walRU

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