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Play on Words Poem

Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey...

fugitive4324480Jan 2015
I look forward to seeing your message Poem

I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex...

marikia1,2109Jan 2015Jan 2015
marikia

Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec...

nivanvc5185Jan 2015Jan 2015
48jojo
the friendly dog Poem

the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own...

Unknown2120Jan 2015
Wishful Thinking Poem

Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago....

CMerlyn6996Jan 2015Sep 2018
CMerlyn
I am a little insect Poem

I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids...

Retsina_0076376Jan 2015Oct 2018
Happychatty1
Spelling mistake Poem

Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also....

FaizReman3906Dec 2014Dec 2014
FaizReman
Morse code Poem

Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!...

cafetwo201089619Dec 2014Dec 2014
darkhorse555
My Christmas List Poem

My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh...

Retsina_0075382Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
The Spirits of Christmas Poem

The Spirits of ChristmasWritten for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a lit...

Retsina_0074644Dec 2014Dec 2014
trurorob
CS Style Xmas Tree Poem

CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th...

Stedan6052Dec 2014Dec 2014
jazzy75
Santa A Limerick Poem

Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol...

shadow195092216Dec 2014Dec 2014
shadow1950
Yellow Techno Poem

Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~...

ImagineLove64014Nov 2014Nov 2014
ImagineLove
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19508150Nov 2014
The Name of the Muse Poem

The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems....

CMerlyn5540Nov 2014
Internet Girl Poem

Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason......

CMerlyn8958Nov 2014Aug 2018
CMerlyn
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review Poem

Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie ReviewThis was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!...

mcradloff6444Nov 2014Nov 2014
mcradloff
Star Log Winter 2014 Poem

Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!...

ImagineLove6011Nov 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
A DAY IN MY LIFE Poem

A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!...

WILDANDREADY5976Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
MY CHERISHED PHONE Poem

MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!...

WILDANDREADY62010Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet Poem

Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase...

Brendan20147451Nov 2014Nov 2014
Brendan2014
I Am Quite Normal Poem

I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour...

steve12237785Oct 2014Nov 2014
steve1223
Mrspade6607Oct 2014Oct 2014
avias
Silly Story Saturday Poem

Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!...

ImagineLove5058Oct 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
Betty Sue Poem

Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol...

Spartacus20125374Oct 2014Oct 2014
Spartacus2012
Mine to Keep Poem

Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life...

oressie1238661Oct 2014Oct 2014
Bajanshay
5 7 5 Mol Poem

5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)...

Unknown9219Oct 2014Nov 2014
beautifulyou
Does my Bum look Big In this Poem

Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror...

Jonathanpeba4954Oct 2014Oct 2014
moongirl1
Comment Poem

CommentJust having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)...

Spartacus201271113Oct 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
hmmmm Poem

hmmmm..found it funny...

Unknown1961Oct 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
Circling bulgariaism Poem

Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about...

Unknown2660Sep 2014
Bang Poem

BangIf time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!...

Unknown3383Sep 2014Sep 2014
tauntedhumor
Seeking women 134 to 798 Poem

Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca...

cafetwo201061414Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
Touched by the Drink 5 7 5 Poem

Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!...

ImagineLove3785Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
You and Me Darrrrlinng Poem

You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!...

morgen902101,1322Sep 2014Sep 2014
morgen90210
Food for thought Poem

Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y...

Unknown1872Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
The Phone Poem

The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well...

iluvisis15191Sep 2014Sep 2014
morgen90210
Shouldnt should have shouldnt Poem

Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!...

Unknown2790Sep 2014
IDEAS Poem

IDEASWritten 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied....

Fixingme3721Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
I am slightly insane Poem

I am slightly insaneCupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane...

Unknown4309Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
Sometning Rreal Poem

Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in...

branksome3340Sep 2014
The 45th dimension Poem

The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig...

cafetwo20106357Sep 2014Sep 2014
cafetwo2010

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