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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 448 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex... | marikia | 1,210 | 9 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 marikia |
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 518 | 5 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 48jojo |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 212 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago.... | CMerlyn | 699 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Sep 2018 CMerlyn |
I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids... | Retsina_007 | 637 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Oct 2018 Happychatty1 |
Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.... | FaizReman | 390 | 6 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 FaizReman |
Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!... | cafetwo2010 | 896 | 19 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh... | Retsina_007 | 538 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
The Spirits of ChristmasWritten for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a lit... | Retsina_007 | 464 | 4 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 trurorob |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 605 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 922 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~... | ImagineLove | 640 | 14 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 ImagineLove |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 815 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 554 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 895 | 8 | Nov 2014 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn |
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie ReviewThis was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!... | mcradloff | 644 | 4 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 mcradloff |
Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!... | ImagineLove | 601 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 597 | 6 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 620 | 10 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase... | Brendan2014 | 745 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Brendan2014 |
I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 778 | 5 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 steve1223 |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 660 | 7 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 avias |
Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!... | ImagineLove | 505 | 8 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol... | Spartacus2012 | 537 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life... | oressie123 | 866 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Bajanshay |
5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)... | Unknown | 921 | 9 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 beautifulyou |
Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror... | Jonathanpeba | 495 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 moongirl1 |
CommentJust having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)... | Spartacus2012 | 711 | 13 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
hmmmm..found it funny... | Unknown | 196 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about... | Unknown | 266 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
BangIf time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!... | Unknown | 338 | 3 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 tauntedhumor |
Seeking women 134 to 798Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Ca... | cafetwo2010 | 614 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!... | ImagineLove | 378 | 5 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!... | morgen90210 | 1,132 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y... | Unknown | 187 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well... | iluvisis1 | 519 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!... | Unknown | 279 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
IDEASWritten 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.... | Fixingme | 372 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
I am slightly insaneCupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane... | Unknown | 430 | 9 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in... | branksome | 334 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig... | cafetwo2010 | 635 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
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