Create Poem

Newest Humor Poems (1,868)

Here is a list of Humor Poems ordered by Newest, posted by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

Ready to Mingle! Join Now to browse Singles!

Looks like you are not logged in currently. You are just one step away!

To view more users, please Login or Register

PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
Welcome to Heck Poem

Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck....

mcradloff5196Jun 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
Hide and seek Poem

Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now  I've been counting lets play hide and seek!  Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound  or your thro...

Unknown3443Jun 2013Jun 2013
ladyjewel
Standing Ovations Poem

Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton...

Unknown5201Jun 2013Dec 2013
charliejapartee
North Dakota Poem

North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su...

mcradloff7017May 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19507434May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Prarie Thoughts Poem

Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987....

wranglersam2813May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
The Females Lament Poem

The Females Lamentone of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate....

Unknown4720May 2013
clinically dysfunctional Poem

clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo...

cherryreggae97820May 2013May 2013
cherryreggae
A Bit of Dark Horse Poem

A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me...

shadow195042318May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
attention frog lovers Poem

attention frog lovershe is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies...

darkhorse5554947May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
sad frog Poem

sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog...

darkhorse55553910May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
that kebab Poem

that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in...

wayne343861May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
ate to much now the answer Poem

ate to much now the answersmelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk...

darkhorse55570920May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Food and Humour A Challenge Poem

Food and Humour (A Challenge)lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol...

shadow19503271May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Higher learning Poem

Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n...

Unknown2910May 2013
Who am I the pen Poem

Who am I (the pen)I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come...

Unknown3531May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
The FishingTrip Poem

The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?...

shadow19503697May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Lets Bake a Cake Poem

Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner...

shadow195072427May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
The Cat in the Hat Poem

The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning...

sophiasummer6234May 2013Nov 2016
AmberGlow
cafetwo201068420May 2013May 2013
rapturecapture
Old White Tail Poem

Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song...

steve12233783May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
Left Left Keep Marching Poem

Left, Left, Keep MarchingA bit of dark humour...

steve12233380May 2013
kid at heart Poem

kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel...

mickypeeps3083May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Whining Poem

Whining...Ugh I feel old sometimes......

madtat2964112May 2013May 2013
nonsmoker
A message to Plucky Dark Horse Poem

A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these...

fjamesj97015517May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
beard Poem

beardbearrrrrrrrrrrds...

morison46422190May 2013
duck suspect Poem

duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme...

darkhorse55543510May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Plagiarism Poem

Plagiarismthank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph...

sophiasummer6189May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
By the Time You Read this Poem

By the Time You Read thisI will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult"...

Unknown3479May 2013May 2013
Unknown
Shadow challenge Poem

Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol....

cafetwo20105293May 2013May 2013
cafetwo2010
Zzzzzzzzzz Poem

Zzzzzzzzzz!Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber....

cafetwo201065213May 2013May 2013
Unknown
duck continued Poem

duck continuedi am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the s...

darkhorse5554718May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Asdf Poem

AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry....

dilzer922342May 2013May 2013
Unknown
Recession Poem

RecessionRoses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge....

Infamous272631May 2013May 2013
beautifulyou
Youtube Poem

YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel...

mcradloff7186May 2013Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
SOS Im floating Poem

SOS! 'I'm floatingAnother mother-in-law story.lol...

cafetwo201067722May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
JACKS NOT NIMBLE Poem

JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed...

studecar8357Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
cafetwo201075924Apr 2013Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
high noon bounty hunter Poem

high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge......

madtat296557Apr 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
Old Lady Nursery Rhyme Poem

Old Lady Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * *...

studecar7278Apr 2013Apr 2013
studecar
Unknown4130Apr 2013
To the one that got away Poem

To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday....

virgosign6974Apr 2013May 2013
gnj4u

Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.

Search Poems

Would YOU like to post a poem in the Poet's Corner?

Have you written poetry that you'd like to share with other members? Posting your poetry shows your skill and creativity and helps members get to know you better. Your poem will appear on the Connecting Singles Poetry page and also in a link on your profile page. Click here to post a poem »

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here