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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | mcradloff | 519 | 6 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your thro... | Unknown | 344 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton... | Unknown | 520 | 1 | Jun 2013 | Dec 2013 charliejapartee |
North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su... | mcradloff | 701 | 7 | May 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 743 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.... | wranglersam | 281 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
The Females Lamentone of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.... | Unknown | 472 | 0 | May 2013 | |
clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo... | cherryreggae | 978 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 cherryreggae |
A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me... | shadow1950 | 423 | 18 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
attention frog lovershe is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies... | darkhorse555 | 494 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog... | darkhorse555 | 539 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in... | wayne34 | 386 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
ate to much now the answersmelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk... | darkhorse555 | 709 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Food and Humour (A Challenge)lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol... | shadow1950 | 327 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | May 2013 | |
Who am I (the pen)I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come... | Unknown | 353 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?... | shadow1950 | 369 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner... | shadow1950 | 724 | 27 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 623 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
cafetwo2010 | 684 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 rapturecapture | |
Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song... | steve1223 | 378 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Left, Left, Keep MarchingA bit of dark humour... | steve1223 | 338 | 0 | May 2013 | |
kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel... | mickypeeps | 308 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Whining...Ugh I feel old sometimes...... | madtat29 | 641 | 12 | May 2013 | May 2013 nonsmoker |
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these... | fjamesj9701 | 551 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
beardbearrrrrrrrrrrds... | morison4642 | 219 | 0 | May 2013 | |
duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 435 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Plagiarismthank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph... | sophiasummer | 618 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
By the Time You Read thisI will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult"... | Unknown | 347 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 cafetwo2010 |
Zzzzzzzzzz!Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.... | cafetwo2010 | 652 | 13 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
duck continuedi am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the s... | darkhorse555 | 471 | 8 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.... | dilzer92 | 234 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
RecessionRoses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.... | Infamous27 | 263 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 beautifulyou |
YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | mcradloff | 718 | 6 | May 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
SOS! 'I'm floatingAnother mother-in-law story.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 677 | 22 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed... | studecar | 835 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
How I came to write poetryLol or what?... | cafetwo2010 | 759 | 24 | Apr 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge...... | madtat29 | 655 | 7 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Old Lady Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * *... | studecar | 727 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
The Wild & Woolly WestSpoof!... | Unknown | 413 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.... | virgosign | 697 | 4 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 gnj4u |
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