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Cinderella and her friends Poem

Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all...

ironman6245Sep 2010Sep 2010
Ladybee42
a soft answer Poem

a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are...

Unknown5206Sep 2010Feb 2011
Unknown
couplet poem dance Poem

couplet poem dancebeth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet...

Unknown2,6753Sep 2010Oct 2010
boyshchrm6
one more shift Poem

one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun...

Unknown2410Sep 2010
Undecypherable Poem

Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D...

Unknown5977Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
The Jester Poem

The JesterSome people are so-o-o-o-o funny!...

Unknown4938Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
To Mary Jane A Morning Toast Poem

To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user......

Unknown4715Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
bouncing ball Poem

bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk...

Unknown2480Sep 2010
animal fun Poem

animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n...

Unknown3562Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
A Man behind the Mask Poem

A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i...

Davinadia1,68011Sep 2010Sep 2010
Davinadia
The Flintstones Poem

The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to...

ironman9463Sep 2010Sep 2010
QuietStormF
Dude Poem

Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something...

Unknown3309Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
what am i Poem

what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away...

Unknown3105Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
The Scotsman Poem

The ScotsmanThe Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share....

bobhope4168Sep 2010May 2011
boyshchrm6
The Dime Store Wok EE Poem

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing....

gsmonks3732Sep 2010Sep 2010
caroljoyce
I Am The Son Of Fishermen Poem

I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast....

gsmonks3862Sep 2010Sep 2010
gsmonks
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6200Sep 2010
Entrapment Poem

EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th...

cambuff5542Sep 2010Sep 2010
agoodguy2have
A Womans Domain The Sequel Poem

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra...

cambuff4875Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
A Womans Domain Poem

A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu...

cambuff4656Aug 2010Aug 2010
beautifulyou
jokes from the past Poem

jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always...

ironman5131Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
HOOKED Poem

HOOKEDlol.....xxx...

andrew14943315Aug 2010Dec 2010
niah9
Love Bugs Poem

Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US...

Happygolucky4u5331Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Cliche Poem

Cliche'A "mini-rant."...

amahlala70215Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
Boys will be Boys Poem

Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx...

andrew1495418Aug 2010Aug 2010
andrew149
Slow Torture Poem

Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you...

gardenhackle4088Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
song chain Poem

song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE...

Unknown2421Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
love at a safe distance Poem

love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she...

Unknown2631Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
The Dance Floor Poem

The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim...

badboybill53573390Aug 2010
andrew14952912Aug 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
unlucky Poem

unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived...

Unknown2371Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
Things are as they appear to be Poem

Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u...

Earlgreytea4808Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
Earlgreytea62415Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
LOVE A TRAGEDY Shakespeare Stylee lol Poem

LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx...

andrew14952914Aug 2010Mar 2011
Redex
The blanket Poem

(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket....

badboybill53573310Aug 2010
A Bar Scene Poem

A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce...

cambuff59611Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
THE LIFE OF A BAG Poem

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

Unknown2240Aug 2010
Little Pinky Poem

~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)...

Unknown4203Aug 2010Aug 2010
swade777
Where I live Poem

Where I liveSouthwest Missouri......

Unknown4908Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
SELF HYPNOTISM Poem

SELF HYPNOTISMself administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx...

andrew14972823Aug 2010Jan 2012
Maxeen_1
Who Was Fallowing Me Poem

~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)...

Unknown5203Aug 2010Aug 2010
Redex
My Ole Car Poem

~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car....

Unknown6396Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown

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