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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poem

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx...

andrew1494106Nov 2010Nov 2010
gnj4u
Sleepless Poem

SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w...

iluvisis15033Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Cake Poem

Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D...

Unknown1,19823Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Spell It Poem

Spell Itjust having fun...

kickit2272513Nov 2010Jun 2011
kickit22
polar bear Poem

polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed...

Unknown60912Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
TAP TAP Poem

"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia...

sophiasummer6979Nov 2010Nov 2010
jeddah12
Face Book Friends Poem

Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book.....

Unknown2810Nov 2010
its a dogs life Poem

its a dogs lifeIts a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a moo...

Unknown2,78813Nov 2010Jan 2011
Unknown
Trick Or Treat Poem

Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween....

Unknown3348Oct 2010Oct 2010
ironman
Valoosified Poem

~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)...

Bentlee6584Oct 2010Oct 2010
Bentlee
halloween Poem

halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared...

Unknown3501Oct 2010Oct 2010
Dementia
halloween Poem

halloweenall about halloween...

Unknown3410Oct 2010
Profiling the Poet Poem

Profiling the PoetI am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now...

cafetwo20101,22417Oct 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
My First Time Poem

My First TimeTrue story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy...

Unknown73313Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
Ode To Tom Robbins Poem

Ode To Tom RobbinsCan someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chan...

Unknown80415Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
asleep i grew Poem

asleep i grewWhen newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my hea...

Unknown48813Oct 2010Feb 2011
Unknown
flowers and nettles Poem

flowers and nettlesFlowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and f...

Unknown3383Oct 2010Oct 2010
niah9
the removers Poem

the removerslast part of my off the wall humor story...

Unknown2522Oct 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Oh I swear Poem

Oh I swearHeavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfyin...

agoodguy2have5608Oct 2010Nov 2010
niah9
Waddle Waddle Poem

Waddle Waddle-I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake....

Unknown3341Oct 2010Oct 2010
Redex
Three Wishes Poem

Three WishesWALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT...

wayne348673Oct 2010Oct 2010
jeddah12
If Men Were Poem

If Men Were?No men were harmed in the making of this poem.....

Happygolucky4u5968Oct 2010Oct 2010
agoodguy2have
HIM LOL Poem

"HIM"...............(LOL)The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx...

andrew14952616Oct 2010Mar 2011
andrew149
the golfer Poem

the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick...

Unknown2792Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
paddys missus final part Poem

paddys missus final partWhen he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she l...

Unknown2833Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
paddys missus Poem

paddys missusto be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping fo...

Unknown3543Oct 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
Alien Poem

AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol...

cafetwo20101,0396Sep 2010Apr 2017
godsprincess
An Immodest Proposal Poem

An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!...

Unknown4305Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
fuzzy thoughts Poem

fuzzy thoughtsA trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll...

Unknown2912Sep 2010Sep 2010
gnj4u
Is is What Was Was Poem

Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w...

soquiliquay3,7172Sep 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
who are they Poem

who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo...

Unknown3323Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
roadrunner Poem

roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner...

Unknown5291Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
If I were a Fly Poem

~If I were a Fly~Lol havin some fun....

Bentlee78615Sep 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Go Ask Alice Poem

Go Ask AliceTo Lewis Carroll...

Unknown90618Sep 2010Sep 2022
lovecanbereal
eskimos kiss Poem

eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi...

Unknown2754Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
why dont trees go cold Poem

why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre...

Unknown2462Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Check this out Poem

Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea...

Unknown2503Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
a turkeys lot is not a happy one Poem

a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year...

Unknown2973Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Vanity Poem

VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?...

Unknown3301Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
limerick 2 Poem

limerick 2There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france...

Unknown47118Sep 2010Jan 2011
Unknown
limerick Poem

limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he...

Unknown3072Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Dictaphone Poem

Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)...

agoodguy2have4006Sep 2010Sep 2010
hedistuff

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