When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect of paddy back home again cook darn sew and cook wait on him all day long all of my housework plus him too it drives me back to drink how can i fix this man of mine give me another drink
tut tut pet dont be distraught he tried to say to her you ve got me back home again and just when she heard that she burst into tears again well the day went on and the temper eased but inside the pot still boiled paddy s missus mary kate slowly began her toil
i will fix him just dont know how
put banana skins on the kitchen floor grease the landing rail glue on the toilet seat on the floor some loose nails spike the food is easy as the preverbial pie with a shot of gin at her plan she toasted heres mud in your eye
but the best laid plans backfire and mary in her haste tripped o er his crutches in the kitchen landing on hot plates whacked her elbow also as she yelped in agony did not see the banana skins until it was too late landed by the kitchen sink smashing cups and plates cut her hand for measure and now mary i see making up the numbers at the A E (casualty)
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(Oh yes, A E is Accident & Emergency... )I do believe that would qualify as an accident